GLOBAL CANADA ---> HUMAN FAMILY VALUES AND SANE GOVERNMENT IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE

WHY IS THE USA AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE TODAY?

2009-08-29T08:27:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be introduced to a article about the human population of 200+ countries on Earth today,all with National Dreams.

Heil Y'all,

First of all I'd like to define 'the poor' I'll be referring to in this blog.

'The Poor" (in Canada and The USA) are amused audiences for life(as)styles of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, who're, generally, playing house and playing family trying to impress each other in the context of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today with increasing access to TV=radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, perhaps beginning to wonder WTFuck happened to 'The Canadian Dream' and 'The American Dream'?:

1 adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians and Americans, especially in winter

2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) academic education for all Canadians and Americans provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate medical care for all Canadians and Americans who don't choose to be ill or disabled provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

4. free speech and 'freedom of the press' to provide 'Sane Media' of interest to Canadian and American adults with iQs over 100 (average/normal)

I'll define 'the poor' as people with 'common sense' who take absolute responsibility for what they (we) choose to DO every day. Including practicing thrift, modesty and voting, both with money and votes, for, if possible, all that's possibly civil and good and electing people of unimpeachable good character into public (funded) office.

In Vancouver BC for example'the poor' are, generally, a 'middle class' practicing human 'family values' as opposed to 'bestial family? values' and social practices of, say. apes and monkeys and/or British royalty.

So, generally, this blog is, once again, an early am probably rambling dissertation predicated on my absolute yet growing contempt for creatures that refer to Canadians and Americans, their employers, as 'human resources', especially from public (funded) office, as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Blood Sucking Insects? Predatory Salespeople? Cartoon Vampires? Comic Zombies?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

PICTURES WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS TO MORONS

The Global Canada picture below is how, unfortunately, 90% of the world's population sees the United States of America today.

The USA is where 5% of Earth's human population, Americans, consume about 65% of Earth's non-renewable natural resources to support bizarre life(as)style expectations of socially and otherwise illiterate adult aged children.

Mindless socially and otherwise illiterate adult aged children who're, generally, trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all royalty or otherwise rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these characters http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires_(2009)

IS SOCIALISM PRACTICAL
FOR 6+ BILLION PEOPLE IN 200+ COUNTRIES TODAY?

Socialism means, generally, that the state (government) owns 'the means of production' of 'goods?' and controls the provision of 'services', like banking, within, however, the idea that only the brightest and best people get elected into public (funded) office by socially and otherwise literate populations of adults.

Ideally creating a government 'of the people' managed 'by the people' and legislating sane 'laws for the people' to be ruled by representing common sense 'among the people' who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to DO every day. Including making intelligent informed decisions about what we buy and who we vote for per The American Dream:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Americans, especially in winter

2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) academic education for all Americans provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office.

3. adequate medical care for all Americans who don't choose to be ill or otherwise disabled, provided by medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth.

4. sane media (free speech) provided by sane American broadcasters (orators) and sane American publishers (journalists) adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature in several different, yet essentially the same, human languages. Languages that, as you know, are all tending to become versions of English, the only language on Earth that has been constantly evolving for the past 500 years; now including HTML?

WHAT EXACTLY IS 'SANE MEDIA'
OR WAS GEORGE ORWELL RIGHT?

NB- 1984, the book, and Animal Farm and some Shakespeare were required reading in grade 10, 45 years ago in Alberta Canada's academic programs

I'm convinced that today's youth, Generation Y (WHY?), is the best informed generation that has ever existed on Earth and will eventually elect sane people into public (funded) office instead of today's adult aged children who're, generally, it seems, sure they're in the movies or on TV playing to audiences of other moron 'boomers' re:

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time" ? (Plutarch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutarch)

WHY ARE THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS SO GULLIBLE?

Since education begins at home when Parents and other adults must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to babies, infants and toddlers, with everyone over all of history first exposed to their "Mother Figure", everyone's first teacher, and since American women today are, generally, socially and otherwise illiterate where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade, the vast majority of Americans are still being taught weird 'gender roles' where 'men?' become functions of 'what women want' re: bizarre nesting ambitions among the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, who play house and play family trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that, today, are an international joke among adults with iQs over 100 (average/normal) and a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office.

WHAT'S THE SOLUTION
TO THE mighty? USA BEING LAUGHED AT
BY THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION TODAY?

Aside from someday electing sane governments of socially and otherwise literate adults into public (funded) offices at the federal, state (provincial), county and civic levels on North America, the solution to America's present clown-like 'tough guy' presence on 'the world stage' as, once again, a function of The (comic) British Empire, may be, as President Obama says, to educate every American (and Canadian and Mexican) child toward, eventually, becoming adults who take absolute responsibility for what sane human beings choose to DO every day?

However, in the meantime, we at SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC; a 'think tank' of retired (bored) ex Parents/Teachers, believe that a 'Global Religion' for all 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today might save the world from the past 5000 years or so of predicted apocalyptic doom and/or 'Global Warming'?

A Global Religion based on 'Global Humor' per the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers (journalists?).

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have an appropriate name for a "Global Religion" based on "Global Humor" and Adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to DO every day.

'Global Humor' in several different, yet essentially the same, human languages (not Latin or HTML) all tending to become a common human language eventually spoken and written by all 6+ billion people in all 200+ countries, all sharing a laugh at how adult aged children live, somehow always at public expense, desperately trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for how you probably live if you're reading this blog on a $1000+ computer with access to a $100+ monthly Internet Service Provider, ISP, representing about 5% of the world's population today, mostly in The USA, Japan and Western (actually Northern) Europe?

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have a name for this 'common language' and/or 'Global Religion' whereby sane humans can communicate with each other and The Creator of everything inside and outside the Universe. Including the human brain, God's (in the image of nothing we can possibly understand) ultimate Creation on Earth?.

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford"

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you want to join SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) ex Parents/Teachers. Membership is free except if you want to be a member of our 'Founders Circle'. That requires a non-deductible cash donation of at least $10,000 US to 'The Bryan Clifford Fund'. Mailing address will be provided to qualified (low iQ) applicants.

*grade 7 honors social studies- graduate school economics and philosophy with minors in several 'ologies' and theoretical 'ics' for easy credits 50 years ago

*MATERIALISMS- mater, or matter, in zombie Latin, means 'mother', referring to how ancient and today's socially and otherwise illiterate women control male goons and drones who're expected to become 'providers' of 'what women want' where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade among characters who define themselves and everyone else as "sexuals" while identifying with (other) critters, 'the birds and the bees', wise as owls, clever as foxes, brave as lions etc. and have diamonds and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends while, as you know, they're as dumb or dumber than rocks the 'Ancients' piled up, just so, into useless pyramids and other big useless buildings re: bizarre 'Ancient (so called) Civilizations' that were politically polluted economically insane social sewers and cultural toilets in "Ancient Times" and, are, for the most part, seedy 'tourist traps' today where, apparently, tourism (wandering around) is an industry in an 'Global Village' (scenario?) where no-one works at anything worthwhile for a living, because everyone is (like) royalty and/or genius American movie and TV stars?

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

A HUMAN BRAIN + LIFE LONG LEARNING = ?

2009-08-08T17:22:00.000-07:00

Heil Y'all,
Please if you can. The West's scholars, intellectuals and so called philosophers have been crooks for centuries. Knowledge should be the truth and an easily accessible part of a proper public funded academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office everywhere on Earth.

And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales must have better things to do than beg for money?

Please watch this video and wonder why someone like Ted Turner isn't President of The USA?

"GLOBAL CANADA"
IN 23854 BLOGS
TO COME

After I'm elected, as Adolf Hitler was, and become Prime Minister of Canada, then Chancellor of The United Nations and eventually Fuhrer or Emperor with the biggest and most expensive military that has ever existed on Earth, after annexing The USA and Mexico, the 10th richest country in the world today, peacefully creating a North American Free Trade Agreement, NAFTA, then getting China and other naive countries on the hook for $billions and replacing American money with the more colorful Canadian bills and coins, but without the Queen's or any other faces on them as will serve to please Islam, one of Global Canada's 17 official religions, I will, as Hitler did, promise CommonWealth for all Nazis of pure Germ-manic blood who can prove that they're insane by taking a series of simple tests designed by psychiatrists to weed out lunatics who're suffering from world visions, global (once flat?) thinking and at least Universal or bigger hallucinations and delusions that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers.

NO CHARI$MA, CHARM OR GOOD LOOKS, JUST COMMON SENSE

Please watch this video and get mad, mad as hell

Just imagine if you can, this guy in the video selling Dell computers in choices of several colors, or cars... or books; he'd be rich in no time?

However, because I don't have any chari$ma and am not good looking, in order to get the 'woman's vote' I'm going to hire/rent a Stephen Harper clone who will, however, grow a peculiar little mustache, wear a garbage bag green Canadian military uniform with lots of ribbons denoting each country Stephen has embarrassed Canadians in, and the clone will rant and rave about a New World Order for "white folks" to rule The World because we Cauc-Asians are, generally, smarter with higher... iQs than other races/tribes as proved by the fact that all Canada's and the USA's major cities today are seething politically polluted economically insane social sewers and cultural toilets as best defined, however, by our brightest and best at major academic Universities?

Vancouver BC, for example, is best defined with reference to UBC http://www.ubc.ca/ that defines all that's possibly civil and good in British Columbia, a province that consists of about 4 million people, 2/3 the population of Brooklyn NY, but has. last I checked, over 200 Universities, Colleges, University Colleges and other institutions of higher... or advanced learning, some with several campuses, employing thousands of unionized pblic (funded) employees perhaps outnumersing qualified students?

We, SSWIGS, will be promoting Vancouver BC as the ideal model for a Global Village, however, if only to make fun of BC's rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, who're playing house like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors socisl studies*, were all royalty (other) successful criminals, won lotteries, found shiny rocks oil or other treasures and/or got elected into public (funded) office in Canada.

WHO REALLY RUNS THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT?

Or, since President Obama already tells Canada's and Mexico's governments what they can and can't do, maybe it would be easier to corrupt The American Government into The USA becoming, once again, a British (who're actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor) colony by first buying up all the media through various 'consortiums' (fronts) owned by 3 guys, Rupert Murdoch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch, Warren Buffett http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett and Ted Turner http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Turner....* combined with state owned/controlled media like The BBC and CBC.... to create an Orwellian 'scenario' for news...speak insulting the public with increasingly juvenile drivel that appeals to largely socially and otherwise illiterate 'boomers' while Generation Y (WHY?); perhaps the best informed generation of youth that has ever existed on Earth, may be wondering WTF happened to The Canadian Dream?:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians,Americans and Mexicans, especially in winter

2. access to a proper public funded grade school or better (higher? advanced?) education for all Canadians, Americans and Mexicans provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate medical care for all Canadians, Americans and Mexicans provided by competent medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, military service, acting and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

4. freedom of (civil) speech and freedom of the press and other 'Sane Media" to add to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by sane independent broadcasters (orators) and sane independent publishers (journalists)

5. sane government in public (funded) office elected by socially and otherwise literate populations of human adults who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day

IF MOHAMMAD RAN FOR PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY IN THE USA WOULD HE GET ELECTED?

In that Islam, like Olde Time Christianity, is an aggressive religion/mythology based of promoting war re: various ridiculous 'Promised Lands' and 'Holy Lands' Mohammad, by quoting The Koran, would probably produce similar rhetoric to that of, say, George Bush translated into English declaring Holy Wars wherever there's oil, shiny rocks and/or possible new markets for junk no-one needs.... and, like George Bush and, in fact, all American Presidents since WW2, Mohammad would probably be in The White House now renovating it to look more like The Taj Mahal etc. with, as with President Obama, a scheme to nationalize/socialize The USA's financial infrastructure to serve the wealthy who, in Canada, don't pay any taxes.... yet live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed playing house and playing family like like most of these characters do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires_(2009)

HOW ALL 350 MILLION AMERICANS
100 MILLION Mexicans AND 40 MILLION CANADIANS
CAN LIVE LIKE 'MIDDLE CLASS?' American MOVIE AND TV CHARACTERS TODAY?

We, SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of very high.... iQ Cauc-Asian retired (bored) old folks, have, as they say, done the math.... :

For everyone on North American today to live like The Average Canadian or American "Family Unit"; as defined by psychotics, by their own definitions, at Statistics Canada, for example, somehow scraping by with a mere $68,382.34 CAD of annual taxable "Family Income", about $1000 a week after taxes of DI, Disposable Income, would require about 12 1/2 planets like Earth if Earth was all like The Mediterranean Basin, Southern California with several crops a year, and/or the most fertile parts of Europe and Asia.

For everyone on North America to live like all Canada's, The USA's and Mexico's politicians and bureauc-rats and genius American movie and TV stars do today, would, we figure, require the entire GDP of all 200+ other countries on Earth leaving about 5.5 billion people as 'the poor' required to admire how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all royalty (other) successful criminals, won lotteries, found oil or shiny rocks or other treasure and/or got elected into public (funded) office in Canada?

IS THE HUMAN BRAIN GOD'S (THE CREATOR'S) GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT?

This is a question we at SSWIGS have been pondering for some time.... most of for as long as we can remember... including how does a 'human brain' differ from those of really stupid people who, for example, refer to us as 'human resources' from public (funded) office as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Blood Sucking Insects? Professional Politicians/Predatory Salespeople?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as "human resources?"

All of us at SSWIGS are 'life long learners', Arthur "Bryan Clifford" for example, our Fuhrer/Leader/Guru, has, he says, had his nose broken 3 times, once left once right and then straightened out, so eventually learned to duck.

Also, if anyone is interested "Bryan Clifford" is trying to get someone to steal his identity, pay off his debts, mortgages and perhaps even take over his role as 'Father Figure' to adult aged children who call him dad? Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you are interested... or just send money to http://www.fraserinstitute.org/ , $25 or more in his name toward Bryan buying a seat, $10,000 CAD, at their "Founders Circle' and making fun of them in their own publications, including Canwest Global (The Asper family) who, 16 years ago, stole the "Global Canada" idea from me when I applied for work with The National comPost

hmmmm 9:45am... here* just git a call from The Canadian Conservative Party saying that The Liberals may be able to force an election by Sept. 1th 2009... I'd better get busy with my plans to promote Canadian Conservative (of all that's possibly civil and good) Party Values here in BC? Perhaps through "Sane Media" if there was any in BC?

will .... edit this over the day... between naps.... housework.... answering letters.... praying to 'The East' Mecca (Ottawa/Washington DC), surrounded by reality they say... wondering why Google Inc. won't answer my prayers.... to 'predict and prevent' morons from being elected into public (funded) office by other idiots.... instead of our brightest and best.... highest iQ geniuses of unimpeachable good character... like Bill Gates? and/or maybe as yet unknown members of Gen Y (WHY?) who, like I would like to, will be telling spoiled brat emotionally disturbed 'boomers' who're electing each other into 'positions of power' to 'Go Love Themselves' Rev. 22:22.... Jesus (HeyZeus) 2000 years ago speaking to the composers of The Bible and other tomes of rot?

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford"

*Warren Buffett gives $billions to another billionaire, The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, to help create markets for computers and computer software in 3rd world countries, while Seattle, for example, has about 25,000 homeless, adjusted for reality, 90% men http://www.seattleu.edu/tentcity/resources.asp.

*grade 7 honors social studies- graduate school philosophy and economics with minors in several 'ologies' for easy credits

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

* where you live- Earth

HOW I LOST MY MIND AND 25 POUNDS IN ONLY ONE MONTH

2009-08-07T06:09:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you will read about one of the greatest BSers and sophistic prevaricators (liars) of all time, Aristotle, a con artist and lazy slob who lent his name to 'Arisroc-rat' and his rationalizations for 'men?' to behave like demented animals to the bizarre hysterical record of royalty and other leaches on national trusts we keep a few of in elaborate zoos today LEST WE FORGET what Sane Canadians, Americans and Mexicans, for example, have evolved from.

this is a before I went to 'Curves" picture of me

this is an after I went to "Curves" for only one month picture of me now, Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have at least $10M US and are looking for a lasting- til the money is gone- intimate 'relationship?' Whatever that means?

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Please if you can.

The West's scholars, intellectuals and so called philosophers have been crooks for centuries. Knowledge should be the truth and an easily accessible part of a proper public funded academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office everywhere on Earth.

And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales must have better things to do than beg for money?

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Heil Y'all,

Greetings from the bright side... "Global Canada" ---> The Canadian Dream ---> including sane governments in public (funded) office someday.

Please listen to this wonderful national anthem to get yourself in the mood for this blog that, I hope, makes fun of nationalism re: 200+ countries on Earth today, all with, most often, absurd National Dreams

THE ANCIENT GREEKS WERE EXPATRIATE WANDERING GERMAN 'MEN?'

First I will suggest that The Ancient Greeks were actually, in real life, from Nordic climes and had migrated, about 10,000 years ago, from wintry places, like Canada is now, down, if South is down, to what is now Italy and, as with tourists today, found The Mediterranean Basin to be rather more comfortable than, say, Northern Europe was 100 centuries ago, and, since they were "white?" violent mentally ill 'men?' with severe emotional and psychological problems common among Cauc-Asians, even today, with superior weapons and killing skills developed in Nordic places where hunting was required to survive, probably, as in the more recent past, killing everyone who resisted their New World Order, perhaps mating, however, with anything remotely female they encountered, resulting in what we know today as "Greek Civilization" with many really big yet absolutely useless temples and other monstro-cities that, today are admired by other idiots who also seem terrified of women but very very fond of other 'men?'.

My thesis here includes that the Greek Gods are duplications of more ancient Teutonic Gods of Germ-manic derivation but, perhaps due to the fact that wine is much easier to brew than beer or whiskey and The Mediterranean basin, even today, has 3 or 4 crops of food while Nordic places have 1 if we're lucky, The Ancient Greeks were all chronic alcoholics, perhaps explaining Greek (and Roman and Egyptian and other) mythology with the cute human/critter combos and, of course, whoreshipping The Sun.... lending today to exponentially increasing rates of 'skin cancer' most common among 'white?' folks living in tropical or sub-tropical climes?

BLOG READING 101, A TUTORIAL

This blog will require about 15 minutes to read if you have a grade 7 (second form) level of English comprehension, it will take me about 4 hours to write, unedited, as an early am mildly therapeutic exercise intended, however, to interest sane publishers (journalists) in Vancouver BC in my ribald exotic wild and eccentric sense of humor, including mercilessly flattering Canada's comic slob internationally embarrassing rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed adult aged children who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audience for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all royalty (other) successful criminals/business'men?', genius American and Canadian movie and TV stars and/or Canadian, American or Mexican politicians and bureauc-rats playing house and playing family and aping magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among 'Sane People'.

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG
IF YOU ARE UNDER 12 YEARS OLD MENTALLY
AND/OR TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY
WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DOES

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THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIARS, SO FAR

Here I'd like to draw a parallel between the ideas of Zarathustra, Socrates, Jesus (HeyZeus), Mohamed and todays' male scholars, intellectuals and philosophers who're all, I'll suggest, functions of 'what women want' dating back to the first human woman... with 'human' defined in terms of 'free will' and human adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day, within reason, as it were.

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WHO WAS THE FIRST HUMAN WOMAN AND "MOTHER FIGURE' TO THE FIRST HUMAN CHILDREN, WHO MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A GODDESS TO HUMAN BABIES IN TERMS OF TOUCH, SIGHT, SMELL, TASTE AND, MOST IMPORTANT TO THIS DISSERTATION, SOUND... OF A "MOTHER'S VOICE"?

No-one really knows.

However, if we interpolate based on the knowledge we have today about about the origins of especiation among psychotics, by their own definitions, who somehow objectify humanity etc. as if they're not human themselves (Aliens?) and the origins of "The First Human" as differentiated from (other?) prime-mates and/or mammals, we can come up with an "Original Mother Figure" based, I think, on the perceptions of 'men?' of how the "Perfect Woman" (my wife?) would have appeared, say, 500,003 years ago to prehistoric 'suitors' perhaps interested in "Ancient Eugenics" and producing the brightest and best healthiest and most perfect human-like prehistoric children in the context of survival of the fittest of the time....

This... train of thought... at 7:30 am this morning in Vancouver BC after 2 cups of coffee, of course, is resulting in some confusion as I try to imagine The Perfect Woman today... in terms of my interests? And, subsequently, the Perfect Children who'd call me dad and whoreship me as if I was a God (in the image of man?) especially if I was rich and famous, historically or today, and could live like most of these characters do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires_(2009) ?

WHAT THE MORON ANCIENT GREEKS AND OTHER TRIBES (RACES) TEACH US EVEN TODAY

I was taught (UCLA) that Helen of Troy, for example, was so ugly that her face launched 1000 ships of wimpy Greek 'men?' fleeing from her 'demands'. "men?" who, as with sailors in general, even today, seem to prefer each others' company on bigger and bigger boats as technology and very hard work eventually provided huge ships like aircraft carriers and, eventually, 'space ships' with thousands of 'men?' fleeing Earth in, like, The Enter-prize.... trekking among the stars seeking New Worlds????

WHY ARE THERE NO FEMALE ANCIENT PHILOSOPHERS, INTELLECTUALS, SCHOLARS, RELIGIOUS LEADERS?
EVEN THOUGH, IT'S BEEN PROVEN TODAY, THAT WOMEN, EXCEPT BLONDS, HAVE SUPERIOR BRAINS/MINDS?

(8:am.. coffee/pee break... please excuse me)

The Persians (Zoro-aster/Zarathustra as nauseum), The Ancient Moron Egyptians, Ancient Idiot Greeks and Sleazy Romans and today's goons and drones are terrified of women because, I think, abusive "Mother Figures" teach human babies 'gender roles' including that 'men?' are defined by 'what women want' within anthropomorphic drivel among emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're suffering from various world visions and, they claim, global (once flat?) thinking and other at least Universal or bigger delusions and hallucinations that have been, as you know, an international academic joke for centuries among 'Sane People' like you...

Unless you have diamonds and other shiny rocks (jew-elry?) and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends, for example, then you may want to see a 'psychiatrist' because you are clinically insane in the context of and to most of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today with increasing access to TV= radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, especially 'the poor' required as audiences for The American Dream:

1. everyone living like genius American movie and TV stars and/or all American politicians and bureauc-rats do today?

WHY HAS THERE NEVER BEEN AN ELECTED WOMEN
BRITISH* OR CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
OR A WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE USA?

Generally, where prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling, military service and acting/sales, they say, are professions and sex is a trade, women have no need to run for public (funded) office because marriage, for example, is a form of prostitution among 'sexuals' who identify with (other) critters to rationalize behaving like 'the birds and the bees' ETC. within tribal (and thus inherently racial) bizarre 'family values' promoted by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, they say, 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets, toys or dolls.... perhaps after 'having?' sex, instead of 'having?' lunch with 'men?' who're brave as lions, wise as owls etc. but who're really, as you know, dumber than rocks, largely because they've (the 'men?") been trained from birth to compete with other 'men?' for fee-males who're, they say, only interested in one thing >>>>> the size.... of a man's.... bank account.

WERE THERE BANKERS
IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA, EGYPT, GREECE/ROME, VARIOUS HOLY LANDS, ANCIENT ASIA, ANCIENT EUROPE AND/OR AMONG NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA'S AB-ORIGINAL POPULATIONS OF HUMAN-LIKE PRIME-MATES AS OBJECTIFIED BY PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, WHO, TODAY, REFER TO CANADIANS, FOR EXAMPLE, AS HUMAN RESOURCES, OBJECTS/COMMODITIES/SLAVES ETC., AS IF THEY'RE NOT HUMAN THEMSELVES? ALIENS? BLOOD SUCKING INSECTS? PREDATORY SALESPEOPLE?

AND.... DON'T CRIMINALS, GENERALLY, REGARD THEIR VICTIMS AS
'HUMAN RESOURCES'?

Yes, in the opinion of SSWIGS. The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) Canadian-Canadians who've all worked for a living and been parents to human children, there have always been people who lend stuff, including money, to others for payment/interest re: the origins of 'Capitalism' where, they say, there a 4 main components:

1. land- they* own all of, as in Crown Land in Canada

2. labor- 'human resources', slaves, peasants, workers etc. doing stuff they* don't like to do

3. capital- generally money in one form or another they* have all of, but also 'capital equipment' and 'inventories'

4. (the funniest) management- they*, the capitalists, do better than others because they're always among our brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and humble philosophers who're usually playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies in West Vancouver BC were all "white?" or Asian, which they are, and living in $million houses.

WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA,ALEXANDER PUTIN, THE CIA, FBI, THE RCMP, DAVE LETTERMAN, AL GORE AND QUEEN ELIZABETH II, MY CHILDREN, AND SOME POOR SAP AT GOGGLE INC. AND OTHERS ARE, THEY SAY, READING THIS BLOG

In one word FEAR.
Fear of the inevitable... 'Global Humor' and Common-Decency in all 200+ countries today eventually governed by sane people elected into public (funded) office by socially and otherwise literate populations of adults who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day. Which... just now means I'd better make tea for the wife LEST I FORGET who runs my life.

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford" LII (apparently there are 52 Bryan Cliffords?)

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you want to join SSWIGS: $25 US for a '(human) family membership', $10,000 US if you want to be in our "Founders Circle*" and $1M US if you want me to "Predict and Prevent" globalization of, like, really boring and increasingly irrelevant media published by low iQ but greedy stupid yet amusing adult aged children in Canada. An alternative???Global Google News Services???? Hell-o!!!

*BRITISH- Margaret Thatcher was a man. The British are actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor. Germans are all gay. That's why The Nazis were/are all men... like The Masons and The KKK and other ever so secret 'societies' and clubs exclusive... to males who seem terrified of women but, in my experience, very very fond of each other...bonding... perhaps over and over?

* grade 7 honors social studies- graduate school philosophy and economics, with minors in several 'ologies' and theoretical maths for easy credits

*Founders Circle- I've stolen this idea from my heroes at http://www.fraserinstitute.org/supportus/contributionlevels.htm who won't publish my work unless, they said, I give them $10,000 as a donation that, in real life, also supports Canwest Global... spiritually.... who won't publish my work either?

NB- So... if you don't mind, please donate any amount over $25 CAD to The Fraser Institute http://www.fraserinstitute.org/ in my name "Bryan Clifford" toward my becoming a member of their "Founders Circle", costs $10K CAD, and perhaps making fun of them in their own publications....

*they/them- actually, anyone I don't like or understand, but also, philosophically, a necessary paradigm, the 'other' required, as in a mirror, to understand existence of anything as a reflection of reality/perception in terms of "ergo cogito cogito" I think therefore I think, and God's greatest creation, The Human Brain/Mind.... yours and mine anyway?

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

AL GORE IS STALKING ME ON TWITTER!!! HELP!

2009-08-06T06:48:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be introduced to writing supposedly by Plato, The Republic, that, however, I suspect was written about 450 year ago by the same characters who composed The James Bible and other tomes of rot?

You will need to have some knowledge of Greek (actually Germ-manic) philosophy to appreciate this blog.... or not.

Heil Y'all,

Yesterday I noticed that Al Gore is 'following' me on Twitter. He's only following 8 people on Twitter. Why would I be of interest to Al Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore?

Please if you can,

To digress for a minute, I'm planning on buying a bike to ride out and about in Vancouver BC, which at 65 years old and with cancer, is a big deal. Not so much for me but for the children in my care who call me dad, and much else I'm sure, who, I suspect, would rather I be more like Al Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore?

Well... I'm not like Al Gore, I worked for a living weekends, summers and nights, including as a TA, and paid my own way through school, I didn't go to Viet Nam because, like any "overseas war" it was prohibited by The Constitution of The USA. And, today, I do not get paid anything from anyone for what I write. However, if I was President of The USA, since I'm much smarter than Barak Obama, I'd avoid using simple minded logical sequences to draw conclusions based on flawed premisi (premises?) that make winning an argument (debate) the objective of the naive who, by winning, become sure an idea was their own? Nothing being more powerful that an idea whose time has come? A Black? President? Anyway, as you know, President Obama is about as black as Al Gore is.

IS TWITTER A HARBINGER OF A NEW WORLD MEDIA THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE CONDUCTED IN VERSIONS OF HTML EVEN NOW BEING FORMATTED BY JUVENILE GEEKS INTO A NEW 'STREET LANGUAGE' AND SORT OF 'RAP' AMONG CYBERPUNKS AND THEIR GANGS/TEAMS.... GOOGLE, YAHOO, MICRO$OFT AND OTHERS.... TAKING OVER THE WORLD????

I don't quite 'get' Twitter or understand how to communicate effectively when limited to 146 characters, so as with all things I don't quite 'get' I'm researching for answers within perspectives gained over the past 65 years of, they say, being quite bright for my age---> 180 iQ when I was 16... Now, however, closer to 100 (average/normal) I'm sure... or lower... under 100 being an idiot, I think, and under 80 being a moron... like ____________?

IS AL GORE FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE FUHRER OF "GLOBAL CANADA"?

Does, I wonder, Al Gore 'follow' me in that regard because he admires The Canadian Dream?:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians (and Americans) especially in winter

2. access to a proper public (funded) grade school or better- higher? advanced?- academic education for all Canadians (and Americans and Mexicans) provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate medical care for all Canadians (and Americans and Mexicans and several populations in Europe and elsewhere) provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, acting, wrestling, business, military service and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

4. liberty to DO something worthwhile and justice for all Canadians (and Americans etc.) provided by sane governments in public (funded) office elected by sane socially and otherwise literate populations of adult human beings who vote for only the brightest and best of unimpeachable good character historically and today go form sane governments "of the people" managed "by the people" and legislating sane laws "for the people" to be ruled by?

Or... is Al Gore following me because I read his book, An Inconvenient Truth, while I was in Portland Oregon in 1997, a book that is much much better than the movie of the same name, and have incorporated that and other themes into "Global Canada", The 5th (and final) Reich, New Canada, The Holy Canadian Empire, Canadastan etc. and Al Gore, because he failed to become* President of The USA, now wants to become Fuhrer, Chancellor, Caesar (or Tsar, Kaiser- same word in different dialects) Emperor/Dictator* , whatever, of "Global Canada" instead of me??? to be

UNFAIR COMPETITION!

How, for God's sake, am I supposed to compete with Al Gore for the position of "Leader of the World"???? per my plans for Global Canada as a version of The Holy Roman Empire, The First Reich, Global Germ-many per my Germ-manic her-itage (Danish)?

GERM-MANIC HER-ITAGE AND TRIBAL (RACIAL) MAN-IFESTATIONS OF UNSANITY AMONG ADULT AGED CHILDREN IN RE-PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY

My tribe's (race's), British, actually German= "white?"= Cauc-Asian, her-itage is perhaps most obliquely man-infested, in the character ot "Britannia" after Whom 'Great?' Britain is named. Britannia is an HUGE WOMAN of Teutonic (two-ton-ic?) mythology, just as all "Mother Figures" must appear to all human babies over all of human history and how my WIFE of the past 35 years (seems longer) appears to me now? Even though she's only 5' 2" eyes of blue, blond....

Al Gore, who is also, sort of, "white?" is likely, in this sense, a function of Tipper.... Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipper_Gore , who, it seems, allows Al to go on and on and on about "Global Warming" while my wife, Pamela, thinks my ideas about "Global Cooling" being bad and caused by Superman's father, Marlon Brando, requiring a state of constant cryogenic suspension and communicating through crystals (of ice) at The North Pole helping Superman sort out The World's problems, even tough no-one elected Superman either, is stupid?

Is then, Al Gore 'following' me on Twitter to learn about Canadian "Global Humor" and English style American improved 'satire', like The Wizard of Oz, to brighten up his speeches and, with God's help, run again for the office of President of The USA, but as an Independent... per The Canadian (and American and Greek and Chinese) Dream delineated above? Toward a Newer World Order and CommonWealth for 500,000,012 people on North America to all live like Al Gore does in Nashville Tennessee? Requiring, approximately, the entire GDP of Earth, leaving 5,385,367.256 South Americans, Asians, Europeans, Africans, Australians ( Australia means 'little' Austria), New Zeelanders (means New Holland) as 'the poor' required to admire The American Dream?:

1. everyone living like genius American movie and TV stars and/or all American politicians and bureauc-rats do today?

However, MC Hammer is also following me on Twitter??? WTF does that mean?

So... this blog is basically about Twitter and what it, whatever it is, means to Generation Y (WHY?) the youth of today... perhaps the best informed generation to have even existed on Earth? Twittering.... not able to read a blog like this.... but Twittering?

Not finishing school but becoming rich nevertheless* and Twittering?

GENERATION Y (why?) ASKS THE AGES OLD QUESTION:
WTF IS WRONG WITH BOOMERS?

It must be an interesting perspective for the 97% of The World's population who don't have regular access to $1000+ computers, $100+ month high speed internet and/or housing (wiring and stuff) to accommodate that, to, however, have increasing access to TV= radio+pictures, that is now increasingly controlled (owned) by 2 'major players' in the 'Global Media' arena.... Private (secret?) Enter-prize and Government.

97% of The Worlds human population who thus cannot Twitter, write blogs and/or otherwise share in the Globalization of "The Message is the Media" re: "Sane Media" provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) who might, today, if there was any money in it, tell the truth??? occasionally.... about anything? Including "Global Warming" that "happened" 3000 years ago... and is why Greenland is called that, for example, why the Canadian North is once again, over the past 5 years or so, becoming available for agriculture (the basis for all civilization) again... The Northwest Passage will be "ice free" soon for the first time in about 3000 years.... making The Panama Canal redundant.... butt.... also 'the sea level is rising', the weather is changing and, since most of the social sewer major cities on Earth are 'ports' near the water.... we may yet benefit from another "Great Flood" and need another "Huge Ark" (big boat) to save, say, New York??? Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New Orleans, Vancouver BC, Montreal Quebec, Toronto Ontario etc. from 'rising water' and, of course, huge waves, ferocious winds and tides.... all costing money???

Is then, Al Gore secretly building an Ark (of sorts) in Nashville Tennessee (on high ground) but instead of the apparent nonsense in The Bible (the great flood that kills everyone and everything who doesn't agree with chiefs/priests etc. is a myth common to all tribes= races on Earth) is Al secretly, with instructions from God (Bill Gates? who reports to Melinda now), in consultation with NASA????, planning on a version of "Air Force One" that's a "Space Station" that, as usual with "Yankee Traders" (Pirates) will be funded with OPM, Other People's Money??? which is why it's an international project, like The United Nations, The USA has never paid their dues to either http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_and_the_United_Nations#The_U.S._arrears_issue?

ESCAPE FROM THE USA (THE MOVIE) ONTO CANADA WHERE 90% OF ALL THE POTABLE (DRINKABLE) WATER LEFT ON NORTH AMERICA IS TODAY (2009)

You're, like, wondering... Will there be any Asians, Jews, Native Indians, East Indians, Blacks, Kling-ons, Liberated Women, whales, elephants. phytoplankton, fruit and other flies, snakes and spiders, germs and viruses, books etc. on Al's Ark when it's launched from Area 51 just before The Flood (or any Global catastrophe threatening the end of The World and the end of "Global Humor")? Will you be invited onto AL'S ARK? How do you apply? Do you want Al Gore to follow you on TWITTER? AND STEAL YOUR IDEAS??? Or... are you paranoid enough to be a Canadian? Terrified of The USA? Like Stephen Harper and other wimps in public (funded) office in Canada today???

Or, if you merely want to get out of The USA before in implodes from the weight of it's own BS, do you want to emigrate to Canada and join in The Canadian Dream?:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Americans, especially in winter, before anyone respects anything The USA does anywhere else.... like mind their own fucking business??? or... at least, clean up their own social sewer politically and otherwise polluted economically unsane major cities to conform to Canadian standards as defined by Canada's major Universities?

CIVILIZATION TODAY DEFINED BY "BRYAN CLIFFORD" Bs D (Oxford)

In the context of CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, world-wide, to live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class. grade 7 honors social studies*. were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses, defining all that's possible civil and good here on Earth today must include, you'll agree, an example of an historical or con-temporary 'city' that was or is 'civilized' in real life in the real world in "Ancient Times" or today?

"Civilized", generally, means; philosophically anyway, where "The Human Spirit" is represented by our brightest and best minds of history and today, like Al Gore, dealing, as best we can, with global (once flat?) concepts and various world visions and at least Universal or bigger idea only those of us with high... iQs are privy to.... allowing us to create, with the grade of God ( an huge Guy in Heaven with angels... not unlike my wife) art, perhaps including blogs????, within the argument that all Art and 'creativity' (by humans) is a version of BS (lies) if, in fact, the truth means 'rules' (including rule of law) then, it follows, that 'truth', in this sense, would have us all still living in caves....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave like Plato and me and Al Gore? With, of course, Plato's, my and Al's wives permission?

MY NEXT BLOG

Tomorrow, it's noon here* now and I'm getting tried, I will discuss (whatever I want? within.... reason) Plato, who was a student of Socrates 3500 years ago in Greece, about 1500 Islands in The Aegean where wine is still more plentiful, and thus cheaper, than potable (drinkable) water, perhaps explaining Greek Mythology ans their moron philosophers, all men?, who were, and are, direct functions of 'what (Greek) women want" i.e. both Socrates' and Plato's wive's, they say, were real bitches? Unlike my wife... for whom I should clean up the house.... before she gets how to find me sitting on my butt typing.... again???

Truly, stay tuned,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford" Ist (my mother says)

*Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you want to join SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC. It's FREE, all you need is an iQ over 100 and be at least 12 year old mentally.

"ADDENDUMB"

*become President of The USA- I didn't use the term "elected" because, since 1933, I think?, American Presidents have been, in any real sense, "appointed" by a constantly reforming and mutating version of "The Electoral College" that has been corrupted/co-opted by The British through intricate amendments to amendments of The Constitution of The USA that, in it's original form, while flawed, would have prevented WW1 and WW2 except that The British, who're actually German, have always needed war to drive bizarre economies that are based on tribal (and thus inherently racial) nesting agendas relative to what "white?" women want from their drones and goons where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, military service, acting and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

*Emperor/Dictator (whatever)- I would be a "benevolent and kind and generous Dictator if I was elected, as Hitler was, as Chancellor/Fuhrer/Prime Minister of "Global Canada" while, I sincerely believe, that if Al Gore was elected, as Stalin was, he would enforce "Global Cooling" and create a New Ice Age even if only to defend The USA from Canadian Humor by, eventually, covering Canada with ice, again, forcing Canadians to flee before the massive glaciers and sheets of ice, as my Noridc ancestors in Europe did, screaming for their lives as the huge walls of frozen rain and snow chased them at about 1/4 inch every few years crushing everything before them.

*becoming rich nevertheless- Al Gore has 1,367,456 'followers' on Twitter, hopefully mostly sane Americans who, if he get's off the "Global Warming" obsession and, instead, promised to have David Suzuki, a Japanese-Canadian, i.e. not a Canadian-Canadian like me, fruit-fly expert, appointed as "Secretary of the (American) Environment", would probably vote for Al if he ran, again, for President of The USA, as I would, to represent "The Common (American) Man" in 2009 who's a function of "what (American) women want" toward an egalitarian society with about 49.5% sane (American) men and 49.5% sane (American) women in public (funded) office in The USA that, only then, would become the Greatest Nation to have ever existed on Earth, with "Greatest" meaning a good example to all other 200+ Nations today?

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

WHAT STUDYING CREEPY ANCIENT (so called) CIVILIZATIONS TEACH US TODAY

2009-08-04T16:18:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you can read a contrived and naive interpretation of what the term 'civilization' means.

By reading the blog below you will be transported into the realm of the truth.

The truth will make us free they say. A good thing unless we charge for our services where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling, acting, sales and military service are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

Heil Y'all,

"Global Canada", New Canada, The 5th (and final) Reich), The Holy Canadian Empire, Canadastan etc. is an extension my reading of nearly all of Shakespeare's work, Gulliver's Travels (grade 11 required reading) and other 'classics' as well as various philosophical and religious dissertations, encyclopedia and dictionaries over the past 50 years.

"Global Canada" is also an extension of my now absolute but growing contempt for the existing governments in public (funded) office today, apparently elected by populations of (other) socially and otherwise illiterate emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're suffering from various world visions and now global (once flat?) thinking, including about CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to all live like Americans and/or how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

"Global Canada" was thus intended to be a 'satire' making fun of how adult aged children 'think?' as they pursue wealth as a means by which they would be better able to impress 'the poor' (and each other) required as audiences for obnoxious ridiculous magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles perhaps best defined by how royalty lives today? A few of whom various European countries keep in elaborate zoos LEST WE FORGET, I was taught (Oxford), what Americans, for example, were supposed to have evolved from?

"Global Canada" (the blog) was also, however, part of a now 65 year old guy's attempt to become more comfortable with 'New Media' in "The Information Age" and also how "Generation Y" (WHY?)- perhaps the best informed generation of youth to have ever existed on Earth?- 'thinks?' and 'communicates' as humanity will come to be defined by 'Real History' in the future in terms of the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by sane scholars, sane intellectuals and sane philosophers in several different, yet essentially the same, human languages all over The World= Earth.

However, the net result of this now 3 year exercise and opportunity provided FREE by Goggle Inc. to anyone with a computer and access to The Internet, has been my increasing respect and admiration for The Canadian Dream:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians (and Americans) especially in winter

2. access to a proper public (funded) grade school or better- higher? advanced?- academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments for all Canadians (and Americans)

3. adequate medical care for all Canadians (and Americans) provided by sane medical professionals where prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, military service, sales and acting, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

4. sane government "of the people", managed "by the people" and legislating sane laws "for the people" to be ruled by with, provisionally, liberty* and justice* for all Canadians (and Americans)

WHAT DOES 'SANE' MEAN DR. CLIFFORD?

The precise definition of the word 'sane'  is ---> the behaviors of adult human beings who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to DO every day.

WHAT DOES THE WORD 'INSANE' (UNSANE?) MEAN DR. CLIFFORD?

The precise definition of insane (or unsane) is, for example, human adults not taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to DO every day.

So, if you choose to read further please don't be insulted if I refer to what you do as being idiotic, moronic and/or insane (or unsane) especially if you vote for (other) adult aged children to occupy public (funded) office then complain about government being corrupt, incompetent, juvenile, naive, socially and otherwise illiterate, foolish, an international joke, overpaid, stupid etc. as it presently is in Canada.

Butt.... if you enjoy a laugh, especially at yourself, please read on FOR FREE and I will attempt to entertain and inform you while encouraging you to share a laugh at adult aged children where you live* who're playing house and playing family trying to impress you and 'the poor' required as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 (second form) honors social studies*, were all genius American movie, TV stars and other 'entertainers and/or could live like all American ( and Canadian) politicians and bureauc-rats do today.

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG
IF YOU ARE UNSANE
AND/OR UNDER THE AGE OF 12 AND/OR HAVE AN iQ UNDER 100 <--- AVERAGE/NORMAL?

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY? CONT.

Somehow, as you know if you live in The USA, and aren't asleep/on dope/drunk/stupid etc., The British, who're actually German, have re-invaded North America and are most often depicted as weird looking Aliens etc. while, in real life, they look like normal.... people?

SO, DR. CLIFFORD, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, HOW DO WE TELL IF SOMEONE IS A BRIT (GERMAN) AND AVOID BEING FED UPON BY CREATURES THAT REFER TO HUMANS AS RESOURCES, OBJECTS/COMMODITIES, AS IF THEY'RE NOT HUMAN THEMSELVES?

Aside from the fact that a Brit will drool over shiny rocks, money and identifies with (other) critters and may have dogs, beasts after all, as best friends, the best way to tell if someone is a mindless emotionally disturbed socially and otherwise illiterate psychotic, by their own definitions, is to ask them questions about global stuff, world visions and/or at least Universal or bigger social, political and economic delusions and hallucinations that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane people.

For example:

If you ask a 'sane person' if CommonWealth is possible for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today to all live like The (incredibly) Average ordinary everyday common American, the 'sane person' will perhaps (my first lecture in economics 50 years ago) take the aggregate incomes in $  of all 200+ countries and divide that by 6+ billion (potential?) "consumers" with information provided by various Almanacs, to conclude that an equal distribution of wealth today among 6+ billion people would have us all with about $4 CAD a day of 'taxable income'?

If, however, you ask the 'unsane person' ( or a 12 year old) the same question you may get answers quoting John Maynard Keynes absurd theories,  The Wealth of Nations' by Adam Smith, nonsense by Karl Marx and Adolph Hitler, references to Ancient social sewer (so called) Civilizations, and, generally, juvenile 'economic theories' that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, sane intellectuals and sane philosophers re: 5000 year or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by "Sane Media" and sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) in several different, yet essentially the same, human languages.

WHAT DOES ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME DR. CLIFFORD?

As a genius blog reader you are being exposed to unedited real time opinions of real people in the real world. Opinions about stuff that is, in this case..., of great importance to SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, who, as a 'think tank' are trying to make fun of adult aged children here in Vancouver BC who're desperately trying to impress 'the poor'- and each other- required as audience for The (absurd) American Dream:

1. everyone being 'middle class' as defined by magazines, the movies and TV by averaging the entire wealth of The USA, for example, and coming up with The Average American "Family Unit" while, however, in real life, 80% of the wealth in The USA is in the grubby little hands of about 20% of the population who're, on average, along with not being very bright, displaying their massive emotional and psychological problems by playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my6 class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all, say, genius American movie and TV stars?

BLOGGER'S BLOCK, H..E...L...P!

On my last blog I said I would provide an idea for a "Global World United (200+) Nations Flag" to be saluted, as it were, by 6+ billion people on Earth today as representing all that's possibly civil and good as defined by, in my opinion, the world's major academic Universities (Universe Cities?) and our brightest and best highest iQ scholars, intellectuals and philosophers today employed as teachers (professors) by sane governments representing modern Civilization (potentials) for a Global Village with, ideally, 49.5% sane men and 49.5% sane women in public (funded) office.... Butt, after thinking about this all night.... I can't come up with any ideas?

So Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you can help.

INSPIRED BLOGGER'S EARLY AM LESSON FOR TODAY?

Also, on my last blog, I said I would define the term "REPUBLIC" in a con-temporary context while also making fun of Plato and others who promote the 'Roman' concept of republic, which is not a republic at all, because the 'public' (the people) were, in Rome, a bunch of socially and otherwise illiterate emotionally disturbed savages, by their own definitions. This I can do:

REPUBLIC, A DEFINITION, 2009

A modern republic would be (if there was one) where sane populations of responsible adult human beings elected sane governments into public (funded) office rather than the intellectually juvenile easily conned morons who get elected in Canada and The USA today to become functions of some very clever "con artists" (salespeople) where prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling, military service, acting, and sales, for example, are, they say, professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

In a republic there are 4 professions in ascending order of social evolution:

1. Teacher (professor/philosopher/intellectual/mystic/poet etc) - who would be a life long learner with the highest iQs possible historically and today observing real life in the real world, perhaps rather than making stuff up?

2. Physician (Medical Doctor)- who would be a life long learner with the highest iQ possible historically and today healing real diseases in the real world; perhaps employed by a sane government to do so? As in Greece 3000 years ago.

3. Jurist (sane judge, prosecuting attorney? etc.) - who would be a life long learner with the highest possible iQ historically and today dealing with 'The Rule of Laws" legislated by sane governments in public (funded) office elected by sane populations of socially and otherwise literate human adults who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to DO every day.

4. Journalist (publisher)- who would be a life-long learner with the highest iQ possible historically and today adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature about real life in the real world; perhaps rather than the drivel provided by CNN, BBC, NBC, CBS, AP, CBC, Canwest Global, Fox, garbage documentaries and, generally, international propaganda on ridiculous "Global Media" today?

Anyway.... must get ready for work now.... that was fun.... Thanks Google Inc.

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford"

Helium: Is the King James Bible the true version?

*grade 7 honors social studies- graduate school philosophy and economics

*liberty- the state of being able to DO something worthwhile in real life in the real world

*justice- allowance for everyone to DO something worthwhile in real life in the real world

*local- Earth

*here- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

* where all the humans live today- Earth

HOW TO BECOME A COMIC AMERICAN IN 2009

2009-08-04T06:24:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be introduced to the origins of the 1000 year old First Reich, The Holy Roman Empire, aka The Roman Catholic Church, and, some say, the model for The (Comic) American Empire today.

Cloned from The (Cartoon) British (who're actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor) Empire with, in the opinion of SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, all Empires, Kingdoms- why not Queendoms now?- and other various ancient and con-temporary New World Orders always, it seems, led by unelected (by the people) socially and otherwise illiterate emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're, even today, suffering from various weird world visions and at least global thinking.

Halucinations and delusions that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers.

The University of Bologna, for example, was originally, 1000 years ago, exclusive to 'men?' being 'educated?' by other 'men?' who, even today, seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other.

This blog will attempt to prove,beyond a reasonable doubt, however, that, since the dawn of human history, sane women have created all that's civil and good on Earth today.

Thus, of course, 'alma mater' = Mother of Knowledge, 'Mother Earth' and your and other "Mother Figures" who everyone on Earth, so far, has been first exposed to in terms of touch, smell, taste, sight and, most important to this dissertation, sound... of a "Mother's Voice".

Then, in Canada, The USA and 'Great?' Britain anyway, about 100% of teachers in The Early Grades, K-4, are also women Who must seem like Goddesses to 5 to 9 year old human children?

If you read the Wikipedia article and have read the above, you will enjoy the lecture below. If not, "Go love thyselves" Rev. 22:22, Jesus- HeyZeus?- speaking to the all male composers of The Bible and other similar tomes of rot like The Upanishads, The Torah, The Talmud, The Koran etc.

Heil Y'all,

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE AMERICAN TODAY?

Despite American propaganda, not everyone on Earth wants to become an American.

In fact, most Canadians, for example, share a benign contempt for The American Dream:

1. CommonWealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like the very ordinary common everyday incredibly average American playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies in Vancouver BC, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses

The world's 5 wealthiest people
Bill Gates	Warren Buffett	Carlos Slim Helú	Lawrence Ellison	Ingvar Kamprad

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Please if you can

However, if you still want to become an American Citizen and become feared and respected by the other 95% of the world's human population because you have the biggest most powerful and most mindless and most expensive military force that has ever existed on Earth, there are 3 ways to accomplish this: 1. pay a fee to become an American, then take the (corny) Pledge of Allegiance 2. get a job with an American mindless creepy multi-international global Corporation or with The American Federal, State or civic governments in public (funded) office and say the (corny) Pledge of Allegiance 3. sneak into the USA to get service and hard labor jobs Americans don't want, then get 'naturalized' like the original immigrants to America through Ellis Island did then say The (corny) Pledge of Allegiance:

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO A FLAG?

“I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”

Official versions (changes in bold italics)
1892
“I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”
1892 to 1923
"I pledge allegiance to my flag and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1923 to 1924
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1924 to 1954
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1954 to Present
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have an opinion on this or anything else, are 12+ years old and have an iQ over 100 (average/normal)

WITH 200+ NATIONS TODAY, ALL WITH FLAGS
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GREW UP?

Again, with 200+ nations on Earth today, all 'indivisible?" and 6+ billion people all, I guess?' saluting different flags, and the meaning of 'republic' obscured in convoluted rhetoric about democracy, no matter how stupid/ignorant populations are, electing the best possible candidates into public (funded) office, and in the context of 'Global Canada' and The Canadian Dream: 1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians (and Americans) especially in winter 2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) education for all Canadians (and Americans) provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments 3. adequate medical care for all Canadians (and Americans) provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, sports, acting, sales and military service, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth 4. sane government in public (funded) office of the people, managed by the people and legislating sane laws for the people to be ruled by ---> liberty and justice for all. i.e. not just rich Americans and their toadies. with 'globalization' will, you'll agree, require a global flag to pledge allegiance to and a global republic for 6+ billion people today to admire?

IF YOU'VE READ THIS FAR?

If you've been able to read this far you are reading at a grade 7 (second form) level of English comprehension also required to read most books, magazines, newspapers and, generally, popular media, and write at about a grade 5 level of English literacy to express yourself, without pictures, in, however, 'para-graphs' = 'nearly pictures' composed, most often, of sentences consisting of a 'subject', 'verb' and 'predicate'.

If you've read this far and can remember the main premis of this blog, you can also remember everything that 'happened' to you when you were a child.

If you read this far and are a speeeeed reader, robot, spider or other machine, I will insert Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Lexus and other cars I'm interested in buying if, as they say, I had a cent I'd be rich and Rockefeller (Citi Bank)

TODAY I'M JOINING THE CONSERVATIVE (of all that's civil and good) PARTY OF CANADA

Today, despite the fact that Stephen Harper is a socially and otherwise illiterate wimp 'poser' for the ambitions of Canada's comic 'establishment' of flip-flop politicians and bureauc-rats, mostly 'men?', who embarrass decent hard working Canadians internationally and domestically, I am going to pay $10 to join The Conservative (of all that's civil and good) Party of Canada, in the hope of being invited to meetings here in Vancouver BC? Where, of course, I will 'speak my mind'.

MY NEXT BLOG WILL INCLUDE A DESIGN FOR 'THE INTERNATIONAL FLAG OF THE GLOBAL NEW WORLD ORDER' AND WILL DEFINE 'REPUBLIC' WITHIN A DISCUSSION ABOUT "PLATO'S REPUBLIC" BEING AN OBVIOUS FORGERY WRITTEN ABOUT 400 YEARS AGO IN A STYLE AND TONE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER 'DIALOGUES' THAT, HOWEVER, ARE ALSO CONVOLUTED CRAP, ACADEMICALLY

Please stay tuned,

Your friend,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford"

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BC DAY ---> CELEBRATING 151 YEARS OF __________?

2009-07-27T06:53:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION: Sane Scholars needed:

By clicking on the title above ^ you will gain access to a "Wikipedia Article" that needs 'clarification', 'cleaning up', some reference to 'the truth' and/or any "Sane Input"

Heil Y'all,

SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) high... iQ, they say, ex parent/teachers will, over the next while, be presenting, we hope, a series of entertaining/informative blogs addressing academic proactive education about real life in the real world today, hoping to influence Generation Y (WHY?); perhaps the best informed generation of youth that's ever existed on Earth?, to, at least, eventually, vote for sane people to occupy public (funded) office in Canada and elsewhere.

The opinions expressed here are not associated with any 'education system' we know of, any major University and/or any overpaid academics, socially and otherwise illiterate teachers or, in fact, anyone, including parents, teaching nonsense to children, including that education is a means to make more money than people who actually work for a living at something worthwhile.

If these blogs offend anyone.... good:

THINGS NO-ONE IS TAUGHT IN SCHOOL TODAY

The 'Global Canada" theme is based on an opinion that New England- as an improved version of Olde England- was, however, also flawed as a social, political and economic process beginning on The New World (whatever that means?) about 224 years ago with The Treaty of Paris
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Paris_(1783) and the end of The American Revolution establishing American Independence from 'Great?' Britain and, some say, a new version of human being, i.e. an American Citizen of The USA?

WHAT NO AMERICAN IS TAUGHT IN ANY SCHOOL TODAY

Please if you can

The ten Articles: key points

Signature page of the Treaty of Paris courtesy of the National Archives and Records Administration.

Preface. Declares the treaty to be "in the name of the most holy and undivided Trinity," states the bona fides of the signatories, and declares the intention of both parties to "forget all past misunderstandings and differences" and "secure to both perpetual peace and harmony."

Acknowledging the 13 colonies to be free, sovereign and independent States, and that his Majesty relinquishes all his (and his heirs and successors) claims to the Government, propriety, and territorial rights of the same, and every part thereof;^[1]
Establishing the boundaries between the United States and British North America (for an account of two strange anomalies resulting from this part of the Treaty, based on inaccuracies in the Mitchell Map, see Northwest Angle and the Republic of Indian Stream);
Granting fishing rights to United States fishermen in the Grand Banks, off the coast of Newfoundland and in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence;
Recognizing the lawful contracted debts to be paid to creditors on either side;
The Congress of the Confederation will "earnestly recommend" to state legislatures to recognize the rightful owners of all confiscated lands "provide for the restitution of all estates, rights, and properties, which have been confiscated belonging to real British subjects [Loyalists]";
United States will prevent future confiscations of the property of Loyalists;
Prisoners of war on both sides are to be released and all property left by the British army in the United States unmolested (including slaves);
Great Britain and the United States were each to be given perpetual access to the Mississippi River;
Territories captured by Americans subsequent to treaty will be returned without compensation;
Ratification of the treaty was to occur within six months from the signing by the contracting parties.

Spain received East and West Florida under the separate Anglo-Spanish peace agreement

[edit] Aftermath

Privileges which the Americans had received from Britain automatically when they had colonial status (including protection from pirates in the Mediterranean Sea in respect of which see: Barbary Wars) were withdrawn. Individual States ignored Federal recommendations, under Article 5, to restore confiscated Loyalist property, and also evaded Article 6 (e.g. by confiscating Loyalist property for "unpaid debts"). Some, notably Virginia, also defied Article 4 and maintained laws against payment of debts to British creditors. Individual British soldiers ignored the provision of Article 7 about removal of slaves. The real geography of North America turned out not to match the details given in the Canadian boundary descriptions. The Treaty specified a southern boundary for the United States, but the separate Anglo-Spanish agreement did not specify a northern boundary for Florida, and the Spanish government assumed that the boundary was the same as in the 1763 agreement by which they had first given their territory in Florida to Britain. While that dispute continued, Spain used its new control of Florida to block American access to the Mississippi, in defiance of Article 8.^[2] In the Great Lakes area, the British adopted a very generous interpretation of the stipulation that they should relinquish control "with all convenient speed", because they needed time to negotiate with the Native Americans, who had kept the area out of United States control, but had been completely ignored in the Treaty. Even after that was accomplished, Britain retained control as a bargaining counter in hopes of obtaining some recompense for the confiscated Loyalist property.^[3] This matter was finally settled by the Jay Treaty in 1794, and America's ability to bargain on all these points was greatly strengthened by the creation of the new constitution in 1787.

Only Article 1 remains in force as of 2009.^[4]

REAL HISTORY ---> THE TRUTH ABOUT TRIBAL (RACIAL) MIGRATIONS

Most of North and South America, however, at the same time, 224 years ago, was controlled by "white?" rejects from Russia, Spain, France and 'Great?' Britain; that were social, political and economic toilets at the time. Who, even today, are desperately trying to re-create the socially ridiculous politically polluted economically insane culturally comic and, generally, creepy (so called) Civilizations that got rid of them? But also referring to even creepier "Ancient (so called) Civilizations" to validate their agendas for various New World Orders for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to enjoy CommonWealth (communism)????

These rejects from The Olde World (whatever that means?) all represented historically cartoon Empires and cute Kingdoms (why not Queendoms now?) all led by emotionally disturbed socially and otherwise illiterate psychotics, by their own definitions, non of whom were elected by 'the people' to be Emperors, Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses, (war) Lords, Laddies (Dames) religious leaders, hereditary Chiefs etc. all with tribal- and thus inherently racial- agendas for CommonWealth that today in 2009 would involve 6+ billion people in 200+ countries living like we're all in the movies or on TV?

Today, in England http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England and several other 'Constitutional Monarchies'. we (the people) keep a few royals in elaborate zoos, I was taught (Oxford), LEST WE FORGET how, say, 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires , non of whom have a legitimate academic University degree from any major public (funded) University.

Today, in The USA (and Canada) we (the people), it seems, have created a similar "Royal Family?" in The White House, now a castle after all, making present day America into an international joke, respected by no-one, feared by the illiterate and ignorant but admired by adult aged children all over the world who're sure, they say, than money buys class from real estate brokers, luxury car dealers, high end stores, fashion designers, jew-elers, artists etc.?

DOES THE AMERICAN DREAM EXIST ANYWHERE ANYMORE?

Yes it does.... in Global Canada:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Americans, especially in winter

2. access to a proper public (funded) grade school or better (higher?advanced?) education for all Americans provided by sane teachers employed by sane (State/Provincial) governments

3. adequate medical care for all Americans provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, sales, acting and military service, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---- Earth!

WHAT DOES THE AMERICAN DREAM, GLOBAL CANADA, HAVE TO DO WITH VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA???

The University of British Columbia, that defines all that's possibly civil and good in Vancouver BC, and which is the unofficial sponsor of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies, has asked us, as a 'think tank', to promote Vancouver BC as the best possible model for a Global Village and CommonWealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today to all live like The Average American does.

However, to put this ridiculous idea into a practical context, SSWIGS will refer to, instead, The Average Canadian "Family Unit" as defined by socially and otherwise illiterate psychotics, by their own definitions, at Statistics Canada, rather than the incredibly common ordinary everyday average American "Family Unit" in American movies and on American TV and/or how all American politicians, successful genius actors and others live.

Further, we will confine our observations of "Family Units" to only make fun of BC's comic rich and famous, wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, of BC's 151 year history of rejects from 'Great?' Britain, Europe, Asia and The USA all trying to re-create the creepy socially septic politically preposterous economically insane circumstances that got rid of them?

CANADA'S IDEAL (COMIC) FAMILY UNIT

To do this we (SSWIGS) have created an ideal Canadian "Family Unit"- of Statistics Canada employees- who they say, somehow, 2008 figures, scrape by with a mere $68,375.23 CAD of "Annual Taxable Family Income", about $1000 CAD a week of Disposable (after tax) Income, for about 10,000 average Canadian 'Family Units' of 3.67 'human resources*' living in a semi-detached-from reality?- $289, 375.56 CAD dwelling in, say, Vancouver BC?

As you can see, with about 10,000 Canadian "Family Units" in 2009, all earning about $68,375.23 CAD a year of "Taxable Family Income" requires about $68,375,230,000.02 CAD ($68 billion, 375 million, 230 thousand) for The Canadian Economy to generate, while, however, in real life in the real world, the 'top?' 20% of incomes in Canada garner about 80% of the wealth but pay only about 5% of the total taxes, allowing Canada's comic 'elite? to play house and play family in a manner that embarrasses sane Canadians internationally?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'SANE CANADIANS'?

SSWIGS defines 'Sane Canadians' (and "Sane Americans') as anyone who votes for "Sane People" to occupy public (funded) office.

BLOGGING AS A PLATFORM FOR MAKING FUN OF HOW ADULT AGED CHILDREN LIVE

Today there seems, so far, to be a very limited audience on The Internet for English style, American improved Canadian perfected but evolving "Global Humor" including mercilessly flattering the life(as)styles of the rich and famoushttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, except in various places where there is "Sane Media" provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature about real life in the real world where each of us lives.

However, since Canada has no "Sane Media", no sane governments in public (funded) office and completely corrupt unionized 'education systems' teaching children rot, perhaps the only place for "Sane Canadians" to comment.... on these 'facts of life' is on The World Wide Web?

However, since only about 3% of The World's Population (of humans) has access to $1000+ (or any) computers and $100+ month "High Speed Internet" today.... perhaps it's incumbent on us (we the people) to, AT LEAST!!!!, vote for sane people to occupy public (funded) office wherever we live*?

THE FREQUENCY AND LENGTH OF 'GLOBAL CANADA' BLOGS

We will try to compose one brief... blog every day taking a new angle on the same theme ---> CHILDREN DESERVE TO BE TAUGHT THE TRUTH <---- with a concern (among the humans) with "Human Family Values" that, we think, should be translated into schools where "Sane Teachers" would be hired by "Sane Governments" of the people, managed "by the people" and legislating sane laws "for the people" to be ruled by....

If you have any questions (or answers) in this regard Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford"

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*locals- Earthlings

*wherever we live- Earth

THE CANADIAN REVOLUTION 2010

2009-07-23T09:33:00.000-07:00

Heil Y'all, For the past 30 years about 100% of all new wealth in 'Great?' Britain, Western Europe, Canada, The USA, Australia and so called Western Civilization, has enhanced the ability of the 'top?' 20% of households http://flagcounter.com/factbook/us#economy exhibiting magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles to increasingly make fools of themselves trying to buy class from real estate brokers, luxury car dealers, fashion designers, 'high end' stores and other purveyors of junk no-one needs. This blog will be about how to spot these assholes where you live and share a laugh with other sane people at the lifestyles of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, such as most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires The Global Canada pictures today were copied from "The Georgia Straight eNewspaper in Vancouver BC and are, I think?, after (2009) and before (1987) pictures of Sir 'Bob' Geldofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Geldof#Early_life who began his career, like so many others, in Vancouver BC with the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Straight?

The theme of this blog today will be:

ALL GOOD THINGS TODAY BEGIN
WITHIN CANADA'S 200 MILE
'EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONE'
INCLUDING 200 MILES BELOW
THE CANADIAN/ AMERICAN BORDER

Within this "Exclusive Economic Zone" are thousands of intersecting circular "100 Mile Zones" relative to the book "The 100 Mile Diet, a Year of Local Eating" that suggests everyone shop only within 100 miles of where they're located? Please follow this link http://www.straight.com/article-241535/hello-local-goodbye-global for details. The Global Canada Teams, will, of course, expand this idea to 200+ Countries and 6+ billion people on Earth today, all with 200+ mile "Exclusive Economic Zones' and 6+ billion shoppers concerned about diets, including is, say, Ethiopia?, as we continue to try to mock my tribe's (white folks) absurd agenda for CommonWealth (communism) and everyone on Earth living like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, where all rich and famous, royalty, won lotteries, played sports real good and/or got elected into public (funded) office in Canada, The USA or Mexico (the 10th richest country on Earth) today?

MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR READING THIS BLOG

NEWSPAPERS, MAGAZINES, BOOKS ETC.*

1. You must have a grade 7-second form- or better (higher? advanced?) education provided by sane teachers, including simple applied rational real world mathematics like 4D Venn Diagrams http://snipurl.com/nv3fy, to share a laugh with us at how intellectually juvenile emotionally disturbed socially and otherwise illiterate psychotics, by their own definitions, 'think?' about stuff while enjoying world visions and now global (once flat?) thinking that's been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers (professors)? 2. you must enjoy an iQ over 100 (average/normal) 3. You must be at least 12 years old, mentally, with an 'open mind' re: 'women's liberation?' to, we at SSWIGS hope, big strong genius women will eventually do all the dirty, dangerous, boring laborious 'jobs*' leaving men to do what we do best, including producing all the creative and inspired art that has ever existed on Earth.

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG

IF YOU ARE A 'SEXUAL' OF ANY SORT
OR
HAVE DIAMONDS AND DOGS AS BEST FRIENDS
AND/OR
YOU IDENTIFY WITH (OTHER?) CRITTERS
OR
ARE OTHERWISE DEMENTED
INCLUDING OBJECTIFYING (OTHER?) PEOPLE AS
'HUMAN RESOURCES'
AS IF YOU'RE NOT HUMAN YOURSELF

Please watch this video with respect for the idea, but skepticism for the logistics: Useful academic proactive worthwhile education for anyone with a positive goal has been free for years in Southern California, for example, based on a 'merit system' relative to sincere effort on the part of the students to contribute to the future of free civil and good societies

HOW THE SPACE/TIME/HUMOR CONTINUUM SAVES HUMAN LIVES TODAY

To include 'The Time/Space Continuum' or, more correctly, The Space/Time Continuum' in discussions about geopolitics and international social constructs blended with psych and other 'ologies' and create 'models' (graphs) that include both topological and topographical information that 12 year olds can understand, requires some 'parlor tricks' that apparently baffle and confuse rote inculcated (brainwashed) victims of mysticism/religion and 'organized ignorance' in general, who, if they get into schools, especially as teachers, will, as with American education today, reward stupidity and punish intellect. So, if your reading this blog and are an American, please, for God's sake, vote for sane people to occupy public (funded) office, perhaps beginning at 'the grass roots level' (WhateverTheFuck that means exactly?, with all due respect to Walt Whitman's anthropomorphic drivel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaves_of_Grass , none) toward, eventually, The White House not being an international joke?

100 MILE "PERSONAL SHOPPING ZONES' FOR 6+ BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH TODAY

The inevitable Globalization of The Canadian Dream: 1. adequate food, clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Canadians 2. access to a proper grade schools or better (higher? advanced?) education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office for all Canadians 3. adequate medical care provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, acting, crime and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade, for all Canadians who don't choose to be sick, injured, disabled, mentally or physically ill, 'infirm?', an 'in-valid', perhaps with 'means testing' and, as with the life insurance 'industry?' penalties (higher premiums) for characters who abuse themselves and others with 'second lung smoke' by choosing to suck on tobacco products, abusing drugs and alcohol, choosing to eat like pigs etc. and/or choosing to be 'sexuals?' while identifying with (other) critters.... birds and bees, clever as foxes, brave as lions, wise as owls etc. when y'all are really as dumb or dumber than rocks.....

THE PROCESS, GLOBAL CANADA, BEGINS WITH YOU...
AVERAGE ORDINARY EVERYDAY COMMON CANADIAN (OR AMERICAN OR MEXICAN ETC.) AS DEFINED BY PSYCHOTICS
BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS
AT 'STATISTICS CANADA' FOR EXAMPLE

NB- Or, indeed, welcome to the average ordinary everyday common member of "Google Teams" perhaps forced to read this to make sure we don't violate The Goggle Terms of Service... an inspired document and possible template for a New World Constitution, especially regarding "Freedom of Speech" and "Sane Media"

To become a "Global Canadian" (stand up comedienne?), as you may know if you watch TV = radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, requires a grasp of the absurd blended with an academic education about real life in the real world that usually begins at home with Parents, everyone's first "Teacher Figures". However, to reach as many people as possible with Canadian Humor would require "Sane Media" i.e. sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) who are not employees of "Insane Governments" in public (funded) office that, for example, refer to Canadians, their employers, as 'human resources', objects/commodities, as if they;re not human themselves? Aliens? Professional Salespeople/Politicians (lawyers?)? Blood Sucking Insects (BSIs) And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

BECOMING CANADIAN (or American) BEGINS AT HOME

If you're a child reading this, please look around you at home and at school and see if your Parents, Teachers and other Adults are trying to behave like Gods (in the image of man?) because they're bigger than you and they get paid and you don't? Then, please take note of who is actually managing every moment of anything that 'happens' in any human home on Earth.... your Mother. A "Mother Figure" in the image of _________? Then, if you've been able to read this far and are wondering what 5D Venn Diagrams might be, you are sufficiently intelligent to, perhaps with effort, remember everything that 'happened' since you were a baby? And, since, if you're reading this, you have access to a $1000+ computer and $100+ a month Internet Service, you may also want to reflect on the fact only about 3% of people on Earth today have regular access to The Internet http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_percentage_of_the_world%27s_population_own_a_computer

HOW TODAYS' TEACHERS
MUST DIFFER FROM PRE-INFORMATION AGE OVERPAID HACKS
IN CORRUPT EDUCATION SYSTEMS
INFESTED WITH SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE
EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED ADULT-AGED PSYCHOTIC, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, ROTE INCULCATED (BRAINWASHED) SAVAGES
WHO SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR HUMAN CHILDREN LET ALONE PAID TO TEACH NONSENSE SUCH AS, THAT ACADEMIC SCHOOL IS TO GET BETTER JOBS*
TO MAKE MORE MONEY TO PAY MORE INCOME TAX
WHERE PIMP GOVERNMENTS TAX THE INCOMES OF THE 'HUMAN RESOURCES'
CREATING A DISINCENTIVE FOR HONEST PRODUCTIVE WORK
WHILE REWARDING AN ALWAYS INCREASINGLY EMBARRASSING COMIC 'ELITE?'
OF CARTOON CHARACTER LIFE(AS)STYLE JUNKIES
WHO'VE BEEN AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE FOR CENTURIES
AMONG SANE HUMAN BEINGS

The Canadian Revolution 2010 will begin on March 30 next with a version of "Bastille Day" but with all Canada's major academic Universities' students, including teachers who are 'life long learners', meeting in the geodetic center of North America http://www.worldslargestthings.com/kansas/geodetic.htm with similarly predisposed Americans and Mexicans who are interested in "School Reform" and sane governments in public (funded) office. So, included in this blog today is a request that Goggle Inc. provide funding for this event that will be designed to not only shut down all academic Universities on North America, but also "Predict and Prevent" the destruction of The USA, from within, because American children are, generally, exposed to one of the worst ' education systems' on Earth as is required to produce incredibly stupid populations of adult aged children who, for example, couldn't read this blog on a bet.

Truly,
Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford" BsD (Oxford)

-Fuhrer/Chancellor of The 5th (and final) Reich, The Holy Canadian Empire, Global Canada, New Canada... after the upcoming WW5 "The Canadian Revolution" with Canadian "Independence Day" April 1 2010? Renamed "American Fools Day"

-Publisher of The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) Press (self appointed) but the entirely government funded bastards won't pay me

-Founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of 31 retired (bored) lily 'white?' aging angry scholars, intellectuals and philosophers, all with academic degrees, remotely associated with The University of British Columbia and Canada's other major Universities that, we think, (should) define all that's possibly civil and good where they're, The Universities, are located, with reference to the behaviors of our brightest of the bright and best of the best highest iQ very well paid professors and other teachers today representing The Canadian Dream ---> Global Humor?

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have any ideas about how to best make fun of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed where you live

*Job- Job was a moron in The Bible whose sons were murdered by God (in the image of a 'white?' man?) but not "Job's Daughters", the fee-male side of The Masons, a fraternity/secret organization of 'men?' who seem, even today, terrified of woe'men?' but very very fond of each other

*MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR READING- watching movies and TV requires no education and even less intelligence than is required to pick your nose, 'do?' drugs or eat like a demented pig etc.

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CANADA'S MOST EMBARRASSING NEIGHBOR, THE COMICAL USA

2009-07-14T17:07:00.000-07:00

Heil Y'all,

The 'Global Canada' Picture today is of a 'The Canadian Salute Monument' in The mighty Fraser River near where I live in New Westminster BC, the first official Capital City of BC, now an overcrowded rather seedy suburb of Vancouver BC, where I've lived and worked for a living for most of the past 45 years sharing a laugh with other locals* at BC's rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed adult aged children who're, generally, trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among sane people with iQs over 100 (average/normal) .

The Fraser River has been used as a toilet by my tribe (British, actually German) for the past 100 years or so, along with every other body or stream of water we 'white?' folks settle near all over the world.

The "Canadian Salute"is based on an ancient native/aboriginal greeting and non-verbal indication of reverence, fear and respect for anemic alcoholic vitamin deprived Europeons on really big boats with guns, diseases and severe psychological problems.

This salute has been adopted by Canadians and is used today to greet Americans and other foreigners to The Canadian Dream described below.

If combined with spitting, sticking the tongue out and/or slapping the elbow while saluting, this gesture may be interpreted as an insult today, especially by politicians, lawyers and (other) criminals. So be careful who you greet this way.

THE CANADIAN DREAM
INCLUDING FOR AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE

1. adequate food clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Canadians

2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) academic education for all Canadians provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate free medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to become sick, mentally or physically ill, disabled (an in-valid?) , infirm?, abnormal, but perhaps, as with life insurance, extra fees for medical insurance based on stupid choices like eating too much, sucking on tobacco and other 'smoking' (a marketing term) products, choosing to abuse drugs and/or alcohol and other self-abusive behaviors

4. since income tax is a form of tithe and is a disincentive for Canadian 'human resources*' (objects/commodities?---> peasants/suckers) to do productive worthwhile work to support an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' of emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're always suffering from weird world visions and now global (once flat?) hallucinations, and since this comic 'elite? doesn't, in effect (in reality) pay any tithes/income taxes themselves, The Canadian Dream like The Original American Dream (TOAD) would include:

a. an equal tax on all personal 'earned incomes' of 10% and an equal tax of 20% on all 'unearned incomes', i.e. interest, capital gains, sales of junk no-one needs etc.

b. no property taxes on human homes occupied by human families or productive proactive worthwhile businesses producing goods? and/or providing services of interest to sane humans

c. all land in Canada being owned by The Federal Government rather than The Crown (The Clown?) to create a Canadian "Federal Land Reserve" to prevent the weaknesses (stupidity) of British Law re: possession being 90% of the law, but preferably 100% re: The Comic British Empire and, basically, piracy and force as a justification for 'land claims' being abused by 'natives?' on Canada (who are all ab-originally from Asia) referring to their 'tribal' (and thus inherently racial) ancestry just as The British (who're actually German ) do to, for example, claim an entire planet, Earth, in terms of World Trade and World Banks and World Wars re: CommonWealth (communism?) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries world-wide today with, I guess?, 200+ "National Dreams" not to mention the National Dreams of thousands of "First Nations" (tribes) in an absurd dialogue that is, in my opinion, being used to further fragment Canadian Unity in favor of The British (a tribe) Dream including destroying The USA (where all Americans live) beginning withe infesting the American "eduction system" with rote inculcated (brainwashed) insane but very well paid teachers and administration, especially in the 'early grades' teaching American (and Canadian) children, including by example, in-human 'family values' shared among creeps whom they say, have diamonds and dogs (and each other) as best friends, 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets toys or dolls, perhaps after 'having?' sex (instead of 'having?' lunch) where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO
WORLD DOMINATION OF CON-TEMPORARY CANADIAN COMMON SENSE
GLOBAL LITERACY AND SANE GOVERNMENT IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE ELECTED BY HUMAN ADULTS WHO TAKE ABSOLUTE RESPONSIBILITY FOR
WHAT WE CHOOSE TO DO EVERY DAY

PLEASE DO NOT READ FURTHER
IF YOU ARE AN EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED
PSYCHOTIC BY YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS
SUFFERING FROM WEIRD WORLD VISIONS AND GLOBAL HALLUCINATIONS
AND/OR AT LEAST UNIVERSAL OR BIGGER DELUSIONS
COMMON AMONG SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE ADULT AGED CHILDREN

WHO MAY BE OFFENDED BY THE TRUTH (ABOUT YOURSELF?)
CONTENT SUITABLE FOR 12+

THE TOP SECRET ANTI-TERRORIST CANADIAN REVOLUTION FOR
AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE

The American Revolution inspired the later French Revolution, both perhaps inspired by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilliput_and_Blefuscu?

Both revolutions were inspired by an interest in liberty from oppression by psychotic Kings, Queens, Emperors etc. with mercenary armies and well paid police supported by tithes and taxation, theft and/or shuffling wealth among a comic 'elite?' of history and today to whom shiny rocks, especially gold and jew-els, have, they say, 'intrinsic value' to other morons? Perhaps especially those geniuses who have diamonds and dogs, and each other?, as best friends?

Both The American Revolution and The French Revolution, it seems, required violent uprisings of the common, everyday, normal average human being and, generally, 'Common Sense' to get rid of emotionally disturbed psychotic adult aged children in 'power' and, eventually, allow democracy to elect only our brightest and best of unimpeachable good character into public (funded) office to form government 'of the people', managed 'by the people' and legislating sane laws 'for the people' to be ruled by.

However, the coming "Canadian Revolution" to rid Canada of adult aged children in public (funded) office, who embarrass Canadians internationally largely because they are not among Canada's brightest and best, will continue to be a peaceful quiet- no bombs, guns, riots and stuff- and nice (whatever that means?) Revolution beginning in the typical common everyday average Canadian human home where, ideally, human Parents and other Adults, who must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies, will teach Canadian children The Original American Dream (TOAD):

1. adequate food clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Americans

2. access to a proper, preferably public funded, academic grade school or better (higher? advanced?) education for all American children provided by sane teachers employed by sane State governments, especially before anyone can occupy public (funded) office in The USA

3. adequate free medical care for all Americans who don't choose to indulge in known self destructive behaviors and don't choose to be sick or injured provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade, with accurate 'means testing' through The IRS and, generally, all medical professionals, in effect, being 'government employees' just like all American (and Canadian) politicians and bureaucrats are, leaving the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, in America enable to make fools of themselves if they wish

4. The Uniquely Anglo-American (not British) Dream of "Sane Media" provided by sane American broadcasters (orators) and sane American journalists (publishers) adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature about real life in the real world in, say, Washington DC*, the murder capital of The World with disgusting slums associated with obnoxious wealth in 2009 and a castle like "White House" with an "Oval (egg shaped) Office" mythologized in Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels http://www.blurtit.com/q806004.html, grade 7 (second form) required reading in England, with, perhaps, The USA today as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulliver%27s_Travels#Part_III:_A_Voyage_to_Laputa?

Please donate to Wikipedia, keep knowledge freely accessable to students and The News free of British BS.

HAS CIVILIZATION EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE ON EARTH?

As archeologists uncover more and more evidence that 'The Ancients" were socially and otherwise illiterate savages and emotionally disturbed hedonistic slobs, and psychologists and psychiatrists discover that human 'family values' have always been subordinated to tribal (racial) agendas for bizarre religions and creepy states led by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, historically and today, are mostly 'men?' who seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other, it's becoming increasingly clear that civilization has yet to exist anywhere on Earth.

THE HUMAN POPULATION OF NORTH AMERICA
IS ABOUT 6 1/2% OF PEOPLE ON EARTH TODAY
WHO, HOWEVER, USE ABOUT 65%
OF EARTH'S NON-RENEWABLE NATURAL RESOURCES
TO SUPPORT OBNOXIOUS AND OBSCENE
BRITISH AND AMERICAN INSPIRED MOVIE AND TV LIFE(AS)STYLES
THAT ARE AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE
AMONG SANE PEOPLE

GUNS OR BUTTER THREATS BY PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY

The pie chart above is a rather simple minded effort by The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute in Sweden, showing that The USA ; as New 'Great?' Britain? The New Holy Roman Empire (The First Reich)??? spends as much as the rest of the world combined on a mindless moron military/police force that is little different-from/the-same-as (other) terrorist organizations, always led by 'men?' who, throughout history and today, seem terrified of woe'men?' but very very fond of each other?

SSWIGS' RESEARCH RE: GENERATION Y (WHY?)
ARGUABLY THE BEST INFORMED GENERATION
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED ON EARTH
DESPITE CORRUPT SCHOOLS AND ILLITERATE TEACHERS
THANKS TO 'THE WORLD WIDE WEB' AND, GENERALLY
'SANE MEDIA' DEALING WITH REAL LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD
HERE ON EARTH TODAY

SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, however, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) lily 'white?' Nordic types all with, basically, Germ-manic ancestry, vaguely associated with Canada's major academic Universities (Universe Cities?) in conjunction with advocating 'sane government in public (funded) office' and studying human 'family values' as they contrast to bestial 'family values?' among geniuses who identify with (other) critters; birds and bees; busy as ants; brave as lions; wise as owls; clever as foxes; faithful as dogs; eat like pigs; full of bull shit; lambs of god; old goats; memories like elephants etc. while they're really as dumb or dumber than rocks, has concluded, after much deliberation, that the "FINAL SOLUTION" to most of the the world's problems today IS:

1. "SANE MEDIA" provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) within the idea (nation?) that TV= radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, is becoming increasingly available to more and more of 'the poor' who, if they're sane, must be wondering:

a. WhatTheFuck happened to the American Dream?

b. WhenTheFuck did The British re-invade The USA and take over The White House

c.WhereTheFuck is sane government in public (funded) office anywhere on Earth today

d.WhoTheFuck voted for the assholes in public (funded) office now?

e. HowTheFuck can democracy work when the Ordinary Common Everyday Average American, for example, is a socially and otherwise illiterate self indulgent emotionally disturbed slob who votes for other adult aged children, instead of The USA's (or Canada's) brightest and best highest iQ scholars, intellectials and/or philosophers today to occupy pub;ic (funded) office?

SSWIGS' NEW AND IMPROVED 'THINK TANK'

Future "Global Canada" blogs will be composed by various teams of Sane-Seniors with varietal expert-tease in various academic subjects gained through being 'lifelong learners' beginning in 'the human home' with human Parents, everyone's first teachers, when we were babies.

If you've been able to read this far and remember the premis of this blog, you too can, perhaps with effort, remember everything that 'happened' when you were a child.

Thus The SSWIGS Teams, since we were all Parents/Teachers Who must have seemed like Gods (in the image of 'white?' man?) to babies, infants and toddlers who are now young adults, will focus on making fun of how adult aged children live when wealth allows emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, to make fools of themselves (especially at public expense) only here in Vancouver BC, leaving other Adults elsewhere to make fun of their rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed?

The best example on North America we can think of is Beverly Hills, that, as you know, is not only an international joke but also amusing to sane people who live and work for a living in Los Angeles. Perhaps with Los Angeles defined by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_California?

The Sane English, who all live in England, have royalty and todays hillarious Lords and Dames to laugh at. Sane Europeons have their clownish religious leaders and 'the idle riche' to laugh at. Sane Asians have their weird Emperors and today's Dictators to laugh at. But no-one seems to be making fun of Canada's adult aged children any more?

Please follow this link http://www.forbes.com/2007/10/12/homes-canada-expensive-forbeslife-cx_lk_1015realestate2.html to share a laugh at Canada's comic 'elite?' and, generally, what Canadian 'women want' from drones and goons with lots of chari$ma. Note that one of the houses has 16 bathrooms? Maybe because Canada's so called 'upper... cla$$*?' is full of shit?

Truly,

Arthur "Bryan Clifford", לשירותכם (à votre service)

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)with any feedback, we want to improve this blog to reach as many morons as possible who vote for other idiots to occupy public (funded) office then complain about how it's becoming increasingly embarrassing to be a Canadain?

- founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC a 'think tank' of retired (bored) academics, scholars, intellectuals and sane philosophers concerned with real life in the real world where we live, i.e. Vancouver BC.

*human resources- a term used by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, I guess?, aren't human themselves? Aleins? Blood Sucking Insects? Comic Vampires? Cartoon Zombies? Professional Politicians? Predatory Salespeople?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

*geniuses? href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires- since wealth is a function of subjective worth and controlled by banks and or governments, however, and, beyond that, by armies and police, the individual fortunes listed here exist largely at the whim of antique "merchant banking" interests and "joint stock companies" that promote "world trade" and CommonWealth/Communism (of 200+ nations?) for 6+ billion people today to live a "Global Village?' where, apparently, no-one works for a living and yet everyone lives like all American, Canadian and Mexican politicians, movie and TV stars, royalty, successful criminals and others do trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among sane people.

*Washington DC- DC is an acronym for "District of Columbia" as in "British Columbia" and this "District" is, in effect, a version of "Crown Land" with it's own laws and a separate and distinct 'relationship' with The USA, as a country, to any other City or State in America, perhaps most easily understood with reference to 'City States' of Ancient Greece (Greece is about 1500 Islands in The Aegean where wine was and is more plentiful and thus less expensive than potable- drinkable- water; perhaps explaining Greek mythology?) 3000+ years ago where, as today, 'men?' seemed terrified of Greek woe'men?' but very very fond of each other.... and I was taught (Oxford) that Helen of Troy, for example, was so ugly that her face launched 1000 ships of 'men?' fleeing then populating the entire Mediterranean Basin with 'gay white men' who then formed huge armies and navies and built bigger and bigger boats, perhaps after mating with sheep, horses and bulls etc. creating the monsters that drove them off their 'land claims' to, eventually, come to The New World (WhateverTheFuck that means?) and now we have San Francisco?

*where they live- Earth

*here- Earth

*where you live- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

* upper... cla$- this is, generally, a self described attribution of being 'special' among emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their won definitions, who're sure, it seems, that class is bought from real estate brokers, luxury car dealers, art galleries, fashion designers and 'high end' stores that, traditionally and today, cater to adult aged children with, as they say, more money than brians.

However, to be fair to these characters, most of whom I know (of), non of them has ever have been or are now among Canada's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and/or philosophers, non of them have ever worked for a living at anything worthwhile, sometimes for several generations, so maybe they just don't know any better?

And, since they need the "lower classes" to admire them, perhaps if sane people just laughed at royalty, for example, as they do in England today, maybe these assholes would go back to Europe etc. and be laughed at there IF Canada had any "Sane Media" making fun of them?

THE CANADIAN DREAM-INCLUDING ANNEXING THE USA AND MEXICO

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THE CANADIAN DREAM

In grade 7, 52 years ago, I was taught the fundamentals of The Canadian Dream:

1. adequate food, clothing and shelter for all Canadians

2. access to a proper public funded academic education for all Canadians provided by sane teachers

3. sane governments in public (funded) office elected by socially and otherwise literate populations of adults

4. adequate medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to become ill or disabled provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade.

WHY DEMOCRACY IS FLAWED
AND HOW LUNATICS GET ELECTED
INTO PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY

Unfortunately, as you know, democracy has always been flawed when socially and otherwise illiterate populations of adult aged children vote for other rather stupid adult aged children to occupy public (funded) office.

Adult aged children who, today, promote CommonWealth (Communism?) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries to all live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires, and many American movie and TV stars and royalty all living like all American politicians do today.

The White House has become like a castle after all?

DO YOU HAVE A SANE GOVERNMENT IN PUBLIC FUNDED OFFICE WHERE YOU LIVE?

The obvious signs of insane government in public (funded) office today might include predominantly or all male Senates, Parliaments, Legislatures, Military and Police, gay communities, The Masons, The KKK, history's Comic Kingdoms (why not Queendumbs now?) references to ancient and today's Cartoon Empires and Ancient so called Civilizations, all male religious leaders and history's heroes etc., where 'men?' seem, generally, even today, terrified of women but very very fond of each other, and where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live*?

To determine the sanity of government where you live, however, there are simple tests anyone can apply to what what people in public (funded) office do and say:

1. Do your 'public servants' talk about Canada, for example, as if Canada is admired and respected as being, historically, part of The Comic British Empire and eventually becoming part of The Cartoon American Empire while, however, since China basically owns The USA now, eventually being part of Global China and Communism (Commonwealth?) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries to all live like the average Chinese Communist Party member http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_China does today?

2. Do the characters you elect into public (funded) office wander around the world at public expense spouting BS, embarrassing Canadians who live in Canada and work for a living at something worthwhile, who then get their incomes taxed creating a disincentive for productive work while rewarding criminals, dysfunctional organized religions and self serving charities and wealthy folks in Canada who don't pay any taxes at all?

3. Do the characters in public (funded) office where you live refer to citizens, their employers, as 'human resources', objects/commodities, as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Blood Sucking Insects? Predatory Salespeople?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

4. When you talk to an American, for example, especially about education, do you wonder about the practicality of:

THE AMERICAN DREAM TODAY?

a. adequate food, clothing and shelter for all 350,000,000 Americans to live like American movie and TV stars, successful criminals and all American politicians do today?

b. less and less access to a proper public funded academic education provided by sane teachers, especially in 'the early grades', K-4, where about 100% of teachers in The USA are very well paid women; women we must hope are sane?

c. comic SUPERpower and a bloated male dominated military industrial complex whose agenda is always aggressive and always predicated on 'what women want' for bizarre nesting ambitions where prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sale, for example, are, they say, professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

SO DR. CLIFFORD, YOU'RE WONDERING, WHO SHOULD SANE PEOPLE VOTE FOR TODAY?

It could be argued that it's insane for anyone to run for public (funded) office today when TV= radio+pictures; including movies and The Internet, is increasingly available to 'the poor' who, throughout history have relied on broadcasters (orators) and publishers (journalists) to add to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS about real life in the real world where you live.

However, to assess the relative sanity, emotional and social maturity and intelligence of candidates for public (funded) office today might be easiest if you ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do they (the candidates) talk about Global Villages for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries in 2009 to live like we're all in the movies or on TV playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, where rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, were royalty, won lotteries, were successful criminals and/or otherwise enabled to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for how adult aged children live while trying to buy class from high end real estate brokers, luxury car dealers, expensive stores and, generally, trying to impress other socially and otherwise illiterate adult aged children?

2. Are they (the candidates for public funded office) 'men?' seeking to impress fee-males today, who represent about 50% of eligible voters in Canada and The USA, liberated women who're most likely to vote for guys with lots of chari$ma who look good on TV no matter how stupid they may be and/or how easily they can be conned and/or paid off by clever lobbyists and/or donors to political parties?

NB- Women liberated to DO what? All the hard labor? All the dangerous dirty often boring almost always underpaid jobs*?: Coincidentally, 90% of the homeless on North America are male? 90% of prisoners in jails, a very big business, in Canada and The USA are male?

3. Are they (the candidates for public funded office where you live*) tapping into 'women's liberation' where women want equal opportunities to become succe$$ful and make more money to become more like 'men?' who're, generally, functions of 'what women want' in terms of the fact that, so far, everyone on Earth was first exposed to their "Mother Figure" who, if they were/are socially and otherwise illiterate, may be teaching human children, including by example, some rather odd nonsense like:

What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !"
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"

HOW TO BRAINWASH BABIES, INFANTS AND TODDLERS
TO BECOME SANE ADULTS SOMEDAY

First we must decide what 'sane' means in the context of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today, and perhaps 'Global Media' representing the world's brightest and best highest iQ scholars, intellectuals and philosophers, and perhaps a Newer Better World Order where democracy eventually elects only geniuses of unimpeachable good character into public (funded) office?

SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies, in Vancouver BC, has concluded, after much deliberation, that the word 'sane' means:

"adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day"

This, of course, would include voting for sane people to occupy public (funded) office who would, by their actions/behaviors demonstrate awareness of real life in the real world where they are*.

IS BARAK OBAMA AN ALIEN?

No... President Obama identifies with the normal, common, everyday, average American who works for a living at something worthwhile and shares contempt for slobs who're wealthy enough to make fools of themselves by, for example, trying to ape royalty and (other) successful criminals on The USA playing house and playing family according to the nesting desires of socially and otherwise illiterate savages who require audiences of 'the poor' to admire them, so President Obama may be the first sane member of 'we the people' of unimpeachable good character ever in The White House? And may, if he can bring The USA out of The New Dark Ages, i.e. The misInformation Age, qualify to become an Honorary Global Canadian and member of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies someday if he doesn't get assassinated before he's 60 years old; the minimum age for free membership in this SUPER 'think tank' and 'collective consciousness' representing the world's highest iQs who, however, also worked for a living at something worthwhile, perhaps paid our own way through school working weekends, summers, nights at any honest job we could get?

WHY THE AMERICAN ARMED FORCES
ARE AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE/DISGRACE
PROVOKING RECIPROCATING TERRORISM
BY EQUALY DEMENTED FORCES (OF EVIL?)
THAT, GENERALLY, DERIVE FROM CHILDREN
BEING BRAINWASHED FROM BIRTH
BY SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE PARENTS AND OTHER ADULTS
TO DEFINE THEMSELVES AND OTHERS IN TERMS OF MATERIAL WEALTH
REQUIRING 'THE POOR' AS AUDIENCES
FOR HOW 12 YEAR OLDS WOULD LIVE, THEY SAY,
IF MY CLASS, GRADE 7 HONORS SOCIAL STUDIES
WERE ALL RICH AND FAMOUS, i.e. WEALTHY AND OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED
LIKE MOST OF THESE GENIUSES
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

President Obama, The Commander and Chief of The American Armed Forces , unfortunately, however, has inherited about 65 years of corruption of The American Dream, after WW2 allowed for a re-emergence of The First Reich, The Holy Roman Empire, i.e. The Roman Catholic Church and the Germ-manic agenda for 'white supremacy' with emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, 'men?' (like Adolph Hitler, who was elected by other lunatics) with Republicans and Democrats, Conservatives and Liberals, now blended into what could easily be a NEW Nazi Party in The USA scrumptiously led by The British through #10 Downing Street toward a NEW British Empire?

WHAT CAN PRESIDENT OBAMA DO ABOUT THE INFESTATION/RE-INVASION OF THE USA BY REJECTS FROM 'GREAT?' BRITAIN, EUROPE AND ASIA ALL TRYING TO RE-CREATE THE THE UGLY CREEPY POLITICALLY POLLUTED ECONOMICALLY INSANE SOCIAL SEWERS AND CULTURAL TOILETS THAT GOT RID OF THEM?

The entire American education system must be changed, beginning in the early grades, where State governments, perhaps as directed by the federal government, would employ only sane teachers who are not suffering from weird world visions and obtuse global thinking, but who are, instead, concerned about real life in the real world where they live.

The hope being that, eventually, most American Parents of American children would realize that human babies don't forget anything, a fact well known by perverts, priests, psychologists and psychiatrists today.

For example, if you've been able to read this far and remember the premis of this blog, you are reading at a grade 7 (second form) level of English comprehension that's also required to read a local* newspaper and most books, so you, with some effort, can also remember everything that 'happened' when you were an infant and toddler? When you Parents/Guardians and other Adults must have seemed like Gods (in the image of man?) to you?

TODAY'S GODS (IN THE IMAGE OF MAN?) AND EVOLUTION'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT
SO FAR
THE BRAINS OF SANE WOMEN AND SANE MEN

NB -Again, for the purposes of this dissertation, sane is defined pragmatically in terms of effect, i.e. what Adults choose to do every day that results in something worthwhile

As far as I can figure out, the highest iQs in the world are, aside from being amusing, a function of a false criteria invented by emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, whose 'tests' are designed to measure aptitudes rather than intelligence, to pigeonhole children and others into circumstances they, the psychotics, can understand only as being relevant to known effects while discounting/ignoring talent and creativity.

Please watch this video while wondering why this guy didn't leave home ASAP, perhaps work for a living at something worthwhile and put himself through University, perhaps eventually with scholarships etc.?

Please look at this linkhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant while wondering why this woman, so far, has never done anything worthwhile either, except perhaps be vaguely amusing?

IN TERMS OF POSITIVE EFFECT THEN, WHO HAD OR HAS THE WORLD'S HIGHEST iQ EVER?

I have no idea how to answer this question except perhaps with reference to the past 5000 years or so of local NEWS and subsequent literature provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) in several languages observing real life in the real world where they lived then and live today*

If you have an answer to this question, "who had or has the highest iQ ever?" Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)

The answer can include references to individuals or groups, geniuses or 'think tanks' and/or the brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers at any academic University nearest where you live* now, and/or must refer to a positive effect their thinking had on real life in the real world where they lived in history.

Nothing will remain confidential, so please tell the truth. The truth will make us free they say? A good thing unless we're prostitutes. professional politicians or otherwise want to get paid for doing nothing worthwhile?

Truly,

A "Bryan Clifford"

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford at SSWIGS or make a comment on this blog if you enjoy discussion/debate where the objective is for the teacher/professor (or any adult) to lose the argument leaving the 'winner' thinking... that an idea, any idea, was your own. Nothing being more powerful than an idea (notion?) whose time has come? Global Humor? Laugh at the rich? etc.

*job- Job was, supposedly, an asshole in The Bible who was so faithful to God (in the image of man, like Job?) that when God murdered his sons, but not "Job's Daughters", a branch of The Masons, Job was OK with that, perhaps suggesting some oedipal 'family?' values re: The Story of Lot (as in 'our lot' and/or a 'lot for a house'?) and rationales for incest that plague The Upanishads, The Torah, The Bible, The Koran and other tomes of rot composed by 'men?' who seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other, even today

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

*where they are- Earth

*where they lived then and live today- Earth

GLOBAL USA, HILLBILLY HEAVEN AND UGLY 'FAMILY?' VALUES TODAY

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PLEASE DO NOT READ FURTHER
UNLESS YOUR iQ IS OVER 100 (AVERAGE/NORMAL) AND YOU TAKE ABSOLUTE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO DO, AND SAY, EVERY DAY

CONTENT SUITABLE FOR 12+

WHY WOULD ANYONE falsely ACCUSE THEIR PARENTS OF DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR?

Please if you can:

"The most frequently reported type of incest is father-daughter incest.^[2] Incest between adults and prepubescent or adolescent children is considered a form of child sexual abuse^[3] that has been shown to be one of the most extreme forms of childhood trauma, a trauma that often does serious and long-term psychological damage, especially in the case of parental incest.^[4] Prevalence is difficult to generalize, but research has estimated 10-15% of the general population as having at least one incest experience, with less than 2% involving intercourse or attempted intercourse.^[5] Among women, research has yielded estimates as high as twenty percent.^[4]"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest

CREEPY UGLY STORYS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER

The weirdest and ugliest world vision and the most frightening creepy at least global thinking I've ever encountered began haunting me about 50 years ago when I met, never biblically, a woman who called herself Brenda Greep then, since known by several legal names, including Brenda Lavender, last I heard who's I'm sure still telling her now more sophisticated (sophistry is, basically, BS) Poor Me Storys thinking of herself as Firebrand and looking for new fresh juicy and not very bright 'friends?' to exploit, all commiserating at an American juvenile movie and TV level of association among adult aged children who, as individuals, perhaps demonstrate why there should be a 'class system' in The USA?

THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS AS CRITERIA FOR ALL THAT'S POSSIBLY CIVIL AND GOOD

A class system defined by a 'middle class' of only The USA's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers sharing a common contempt for hypocrites, life(as)style junkies and conArtists today.

A 'class system' defined by graduates of major academic Universities that, in turn, define all that's possibly civil and good where they're located?

A 'class system' where only The USA's brightest best get elected into public (funded) office by socially and otherwise literate populations of 'Sane Americans'?

EVERY GUY HAS HEARD AT LEAST ONE OF THESE UGLY 'POOR ME STORYS'

Every guy has heard at least one Story about the "Monster Father Figure"; who's often away working for a living or in the military, psychologically and physically abusing, torturing, perhaps raping and otherwise annoying girls while an "Angelic Helpless Mother Figure"; who's home about 100% of the time, not driving or working outside the home, doesn't know what's 'happening'?

However, I guess?, since I was born into a flawed but human family and went school and associated with people who were also from human families, Brenda's Story, BS, was the first time I ever heard this sort of stuff.

I was so shocked by the nature of the ugly Story, and sure it was 'made up' the I began making up Storys to tell to Brenda. Storys like I'd been married to someone I knew she knew. A girl I didn't like, Susan Yule, who used to come out to my parent's summer retreat at Wasa Lake. Thinking, at the time, that getting 2 BSers together would be funny.

Since then, 50 years ago, and hearing dozens of similar Poor Me Storys, mostly from girls but also a few from demented boys, and reading about and seeing movies about disgusting bestial family? values, as anyone whose read my blogs can see, I've gained more and more respect for my family (tribe?) I'll refer to as 'The People', or, among Canada's aboriginals and in Japanese, 'Dene'.

HOW HUMAN FAMILY VALUES DIFFER FROM THOSE OF APES, MONKEYS, PIMP GOVERNMENT'S AND/OR ORGANIZED RELIGION'S AGENDA

1. Humans have each other as best friends, not dogs or diamonds or other beasts or other shiny rocks.

2. Humans are aware that human children don't forget anything and that children are the eyes and ears of God you are looking through and hearing with now to read this and perhaps listen to the voices, music and noises in your head accumulating over time into a single, usually deep male, voice commanding you to _________?

Please watch this video and be afraid, very afraid

3. Human adults take absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day and we do not believe booze or drugs make anyone do anything they wouldn't do sober but merely offer an excuse/rationalization for stupid and sometimes ugly behavior.

I MAY HAVE MET THE REAL D'EVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON?

I met Brendastophelese, never biblically, 50 years ago in The Mor(m)on Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints/Catholics in their 'Stake Center?' (vampires?) on 17th Ave. in Calgary Alberta Canada, my home town, where I was born; only once my mother (86) says, into a flawed but human 'family unit' where my mother managed every moment of anything that 'happened' in her nests, while, however, allowing my Dad, a decorated minor RCAF/RAF war hero, to be "King of his Castle", he often said, and 'Father Knows Best' as long as he worked for a living and brought home the bacon, earned the bread and, generally, paid for everything.

WORKING GIRLS IN CALGARY ALBERTA, MY HOME TOWN

Brenda; she told me later in life, about 15 years ago now, was, with several other teen and young adult girls 'working' the schools they attended, barn dances, churches and other circumstances where mostly youth gathered hoping, I guess?, to garner 'relationships?' in the classical demented low iQ boy meets girl, girl seduces boy with her charms, girl whines about getting pregnant within a 'dynamic?' encouraged by some, most?, organized religions and primitive States led by psychotics, by their own definitions, even today, who, it seems, see the world as one big brothel for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries within what 'kindergarten' means to creatures that 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets, toys or dolls, perhaps after 'having?' sex, instead of 'having?' lunch?

WHY I WAS/AM RACIST (XENOCENTRIC?) AND THUS CONTINUE TO FIND most 'WHITE?' WOMEN AND all 'SEXUALS?' AMUSING

In those days, 50 years ago in Calgary AB, I had dozens of always 'white?' girlfriends, non biblically until I got 'married?'.

Some girls were good for an occasional free meal in their parent's homes, others for taking to parties and later, to fraternity functions, and some girls were good for those wonderful ignorance is bliss juvenile conversations among youth, even today, about how things should be, how things could be, if teens ran the world.Most boys being rather dull in that regard. Something to do with inferior brains they say?

Brenda, however, was also fun to observe. But she didn't know where I lived with my parents, never met any of my family or friends, I never took her anywhere that cost money and, generally, didn't trust her then either.

HORRIBLE TORTURED CHILDHOODS ENDURED FOR 22 YEARS OF FREE ROOM AND BOARD

However, over time, Brenda's Storys, BS, about her tortured childhood in little houses enjoying about 22 years of free room and board provided by her father eclipsed any others I'd heard, and a dark shadow began forming in my mind that, to this day, as anyone whose read my blogs can see, has progressively driven me to 'The Dark Side', my wife says, where I don't believe that most people believe what they say is true unless the net result of their rhetoric (sales pitch) somehow benefits them.

NB2- They* said, 50 years ago, my iQ was 150-180, depending on my mood, state of health, how much sleep I'd had and, generally, how good I was at reading English, then deciphering cute puzzles that, even today, bore me. So, at the time, 50 years ago, I'd already been reading for 10 years, and thought Brenda had (and has today I'm sure) a terrific imagination.

THE GREATEST STORYS EVER TOLD TO BRYAN CLIFFORD
'THE MOVIE'

Brenda's Storys began with her answering a still academic question I asked her 52 years ago while driving her home from The University of Calgary (The University of Alberta at Calgary then) in a car, a 1953 Plymouth DualGlide, I think, with both standard and automatic transmission functions that my Dad had bought so my brother and I could learn how to drive, we called Winston, after Winston Churchill who, we'd been told, was also an AC/DC bi-polar drunk and gas guzzling war mongering figment of his own vivid imagination like Adolph Hitler:

Bryan asks- "Is sex as close as a girl (any girl) gets to a boy (any boy)?"

I can still remember the look on Brenda's face and exactly what she said, because I wrote it down later:

Brenda answers- "My father has been teaching me to be a better woman blah blah blah" changed slightly to "I WAS RAPED!!!" about 15 years ago, 1997, when I asked Brenda "where was your mother?" ---> referring to a little 1300 sq. ft. house in Forest Lawn in Calgary Alberta. A mother? who was home about 100% of the time, not driving or working outside the house I'd been a guest in from time to time?

WELSH AND OTHER MATRIARCHAL TRIBAL 'FAMILY?' VALUES VS
HUMAN FAMILY VALUES

Joyce Greep nee Joyce Williams, was from Wales, she'd been a scullery maid in England, as The Storys went, and met Jim Greep, a Canadian soldier teaching electronics there, i.e. not fighting in the war. Joyce met Jim by, Brenda said, "falling down stairs" at one of those 'mixers' after the war where, in theory, The English were thanking Americans and Canadians for helping save them from German plans for world domination of The 3rd Reich, a function of The First Reich, The 1000 year old Holy Roman Empire aka The Roman Catholic Church. But really, I've been told, were trying to get rid of as many of Joyce's sort as possible, who was, Brenda said, already pregnant when she met Jim. Probably 'knocked up' by another servant, Brenda said, so lost her job, was disgraced in England and had to find someone dumb enough to take her back to Canada and support herlifestyle expectation.

Jim thus being seduced into that role by Joyce feighning helplessness, falling down stairs, and attracting the attention of a gallant fellow who, even though he didn't like me, always treated me with kindness and respect.

Jim Greep was from Golden BC, a mining town, where, Brenda mused (1996) amid hours of droning conversations about herself:

"Grandpa (Greep) couldn't have been trading vegetables for sex with native children, like they said, because I've traveled all over the world at public expense and have been a teacher for 30 years, I know you aren't very bright Bryan and I'll tell you even more Storys, but increasingly couched in bizarre history I have a Master's Degree in from The University of Oregon.... where I was also a 'working girl' defining 'men?' by race per dozens, perhaps hundreds, of 'relationships?', all biblical, including w/ 2 'husbands?' recruited for 'double incomes' toward, I think, eventually, convincing myself that I can fool all the people all the time because, like, I'm somewhat smarter than you Bryan and much smarter than my parents."

PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITION, LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES

"Brenda's Storys" BS, (1995-1997) while excruciatingly boring and told with subtle reference to and asking me to read "feel good" nonsense written by philosophically corrupt morons, like Depak Chopra; who, however, make a good living helping other idiots rationalize their behaviors in terms of no-one having control over what they choose to do every day, were told with 'visual aids' including hundreds of pictures and photos and one hideous drawing of Brenda done by a guy on LSD, she said, perhaps seeing the twisted ugly soul and contorting mind of a rather mixed up and confused function of what, in my opinion, precipitates every evil on Earth, even today---> socially and otherwise illiterate pervert parents and teachers who should not be anywhere near human children let alone getting paid to teach rediculous history and/or other nonsense to American (or Canadian) children.

More of Brenda's rhetoric paraphrased for brevity:

"I'm saving the world from poverty (required to define my lifestyle ambitions) and injustice (law in The USA and Canada favors the rich who can pay prostitute defense attorneys to confuse legal processes) while I, however, am teaching American children, grade 12 honors social studies in Portland OR, The Beaver State?, including by example, how to get all that's possibly civil and good for me if I can enjoy lifestyles of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, after retiring with 3 pensions after selling my house at 11612 SW 41st in Portland OR for $165K US and enjoying tax free 'capital gains', a teacher's perk in Oregon, then buying even bigger and more expensive houses to live alone in....with pictures of my 'family?', the largest being of Jim Greep, my abusive monster father who raped me, I told Bryan, among other 'mug shots' perhaps now including hundreds of pictures in photo albums of people (victims?) but non of my mother Joyce Greep, whom I resemble at the same ages?"

SEVERAL PEOPLE FROM MY YOUTH IN CALGARY HAVE TRACKED ME DOWN, ALWAYS, EVENTUALLY, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, ASKING FOR MONEY

'Brenda's Storys', BS, for me, went on for 50 years or so, including her tracking me down several times in Vancouver BC then Victoria BC and phoning me (I've been listed in the telephone directories as Bryan Clifford for the past 40 years; I'm real easy to find, even now) saying, last time this 'happened' "Bryan you created me" (1995) that, I guess?, makes me responsible for what Brenda Lavender of Anacortes WA is today? A frightening thought.

SUBTLE VARIATIONS ON A THEME BY A VERY CLEVER FEE-MALE WHO PROFILES 'MEN?' TO ASSESS EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY AMONG STUPID ADULT AGED BOYS PERHAPS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO 'MOTHER?' THEM? ---> "MOMMIES BOYS?' BUT ALSO SEEKING 'DOUBLE INCOME' POTENTIALS TOWARD, AND THIS IS REALLY AMUSING, TRYING TO BUY CLASS FROM STORES, CAR DEALERS AND REAL-ESTATE BROKERS THAT MERELY ALLOWS SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE SLOBS TO MAKE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES TO COMMON, EVERYDAY, NORMAL AVERAGE AMERICANS WHO LIVE AND WORK FOR A LIVING IN ANACORTES WA, FOR EXAMPLE.

However, I have recently spoken to several other boys who've also heard 'Brenda's Storys', BS, with subtle variations that, it seems, depends on Brenda's opinion (profiling of) her audience; including her siblings, her employers and 'colleagues?' police,parents and other geniuses, in terms of what I'll call 'gullibility'.

MY GULLIBILTY iQ AT 64

My gullibility quotient, GQ, may be quite low, however, and, as I've aged has perhaps reached almost zero?

For example, my wife and her brats, who call me dad, and much else I'm sure, expect near divine wisdom of me today as I've become old and sick (cancer) and perhaps happily senile (eccentric they say) and dumber and dumber. Yet many folks flatterer me as being (at least as) intelligent (as them)?

WHAT SANE WOMEN WANT VS PROSTITUTION AS A PROFESSION= 'MARRIAGE?' AS A CONTRACT BETWEEN SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE SAVAGES 'MATING?' LIKE BEASTS TO PRODUCE 'KIDS' (LIVESTOCK) WITHIN WHAT KINDERGARTEN MEANS TO PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, THAT SOMEHOW OBJECTIFY HUMAN CHILDREN AS PETS, TOYS OR DOLLS AS IF THEY WERE NEVER CHILDREN THEMSELVES

The common 'thread?' in Brenda's Storys. BS, seems to be consistent with a fee-male perception among socially and otherwise illiterate emotionally disturbed psychotic; by their own definitions, woe'men?', of both official sexes I guess?, that 'men?" are all functions of 'what women want' from adult aged boys; Mel Gibson if he was broke... and short, and not very bright?

For example-

-When I told Brenda's Storys to my mother in 1998, she said:

"Bryan you may be 'too intelligent'?" a term I had heard before, mostly from teachers

-When I told Brenda's Story's, BS, to my wife she said:

" I hope you haven't become a 'woman hater'?" a term I'd never heard or thought of before

-When I told the 4 now young adult children in my care who call me dad Brenda's Storys they said, in concert, but silently:

" Holy shit... I'd better not tell dad anything I don't want him to remember" I hoped

-When, in 1997, Brenda read 2 of her Storys I'd written in cartoon formats where she was the narrator and main character, Brenda said:

"there's no middle?" (body) ---> i.e. not seeing herself in The Storys, that are, generally, about socially and otherwise illiterate yet very well paid 'teachers?' teaching BS to 5-8 year old children, to conform to the expectations of equally socially and otherwise illiterate parents today who farm their children out to day-care and schools ASAP to make 'double incomes' while 'single parents?' try to milk society for help, most often because they had no idea a guy could lose his job and become baggage etc..

My Storys (mysteries?) are also based on my experiences with schools in Victoria BC, that seem to be infested, even today, with rote inculcated (brainwashed) adult aged children who, for example, couldn't read this blog on a bet.

NB- Sadly too, and somewhat embarrassing for me now, if, in fact, any of what I heard was true, I made up "Poor Me Storys" plotting myself into the Storys I was being told as if I was part of the 'family?' being described. Sure, even today, that the Storys were either complete fabrications trying to garner sympathy from gallant boys, or perhaps exaggerated into epics of biblical proportions over 50 years of BS with conflicting times and dates, allusions to convenient lapses of memory... and, most recently, not showing up in Court so I could interrogate Brenda Lavender there. That would have been a hoot.... several judges and lawyers, councilors, sane police and others agreed.

WHAT FASCINATES ME TODAY ABOUT HOW ADULT AGED CHILDREN THINK

What fascinates me, as you can probably tell, is what my best friend Brenda, she said several times in 1995-98 when I was trying to help her out, including psychologically, thinks I think.

At 50 years old about 15 years ago Brenda had few teeth left, was pudgy and smelly wearing way too much makeup, eating like a pig, dressing like a vampire, hiding vodka in closets, watching porn on TV and weird movies with her similar minded 'friends', was embarrassing to be seen with, was using the movie "Robin Hood" with Kevin Costner to teach English history to grade 12 students at Lake Oswego Senior High, was wandering around at public expense, including to Japan, with American children, then, she said, adopting respect for Japanese culture that, as you may know, includes Shinto that is exactly like Catholicism. Especially with attention to human children as potential "sex objects" as objectified by Japanese and Catholic 'men?', even today, who are, however, direct functions of what Japanese and Catholic women want... where, I was told, Japanese and Roman 'mothers?' masturbate their male babies to make sure, along with 'breast feeding' that, eventually, a Japanese or Roman male will, Brenda said, " do just about anything to seduce me, especially Samurai or today's Romans (mafioso?) , but I don't like Japanese men, but blacks Like Kenny Smith are OK, except if they want to get 'married?' because daddy wouldn't like that, but Mexican and men from South America are fun, especially if they take nude pictures of me I can show Bryan to, perhaps, entice him into a 'relationship?' to make John jealous enough to add his estate to mine until I get rid of him too, hoping everyone will feel sorry for me, and I can get even more money from 'men?' who keep raping me like my daddy did, I told Bryan, even though I'm just a baby... innocent and vulnerable and, even at 63 years old Sept. 1st last, I' m never sure what I'm doing, exactly, because I'm such a 'social butterfly' (prostitute?) that no-one will ever figure out how smart I am " (1998) <--paraphrased for Blogger. The actual Stories are biblical in both scope and nature, including, of course, The Story of Lot where Brenda gets her father Jim drunk in a cave (Plato's Cave?) telling Jim that the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah (as Hero-shima and Naga-saki?) was 'the end of the world' and, since Brenda's mother Joyce looked back and probably noticed that Brenda was as strong as an ox and,even today, is probably attacking vulnerable 'men?' or paying for 'sex having?', Joyce pretended to be a 'pillar of salt' while Brenda and Jim, and Dorothy and Jim and Joy and Jim, endeavored to re-populate the world (The Holy Land?) using Jim's 'seed?' planted in Brenda and her sisters, Brenda said, while, I guess?, making them all "better women" as taught by a guy I went fishing with in Oregon, The Beaver State?, who said:

WHAT JIM GREEP SAID ABOUT BRENDA'S STORYS, BS

"Bullshit... I never touched her!"

This when I told Jim Greep 'Brenda's Story' (1965) while visiting Joyce and Jim, Dorothy and Joy (Douglas Greep, now an RCMP officer, was still in Calgary living in Jim and Joyce's house there) when Brenda was attending The University of Oregon.

Brenda by then had enjoyed about 22 years of free room and board, and her tuition paid by Jim Greep, drove new cars to school... from a Little House in Eugene OR, The Beaver State?, where, once again, Brenda tried to get me into bed to, I thought; especially after her Storys, join Jim and dozens of others in perhaps, a version of 'Rosemary's Baby' where, if you've seen that movie, Rosemary seduces The Devil/Satan, whatever?, resulting in,I guess?, Dameon, The Son of God (in the image of man with horns and goat feet etc?) of 'The Omen' where Brenda is "The Mother", but blames a Satanic Cult and her husband for making her do stuff because, I guess?, she couldn't get away from a realy big house and everything being paid for etc.?

DO 'KIDS' (LIVESTOCK) FORGET?

This blog, as you can see, is about 'child abuse' by Parents and other Adults who must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to babies.

Children who today, should all have Dell Computers with cameras intigrated with crib intercomes so sane Parents can watch to see if demons are visiting the child in the night or it's just Uncle Jim teaching them to be 'better women?',

WHEN, WHERE, HOW DOES CHILD ABUSE BEGIN AND WHY DON'T CHILDREN, WHEN THEY CAN, TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT IT?

Psychological and physical 'child abuse' begins at birth by sub-human fee-males who're sure, however, they say, that 'kids forget?'.

Abused children don't tell the truth because they assume that all Adults are monsters, perhaps Gods (in the image of man?) involved in a conspiracy that includes schools and paychotic teachers, by their own definitions, where, as in Canada and The USA, about 100% of teachers in 'the early grades' are very well paid women... women we must hope are sane?

WHAT THIS BLOG IS DESIGNED TO DO

Yet you, gentle reader, if you've been able to read this far, and remember the thesis, perhaps with effort, like I can, you remember everything that 'happened?' when you were baby, infant and toddler.

Nothing much 'happened' to me as a child, however, except a couple of spankings, for good reason. I was spoiled brat with, eventually, my own bedroom, den and bathroom in a little house in SW Calgary where every moment of anything that 'happened' was managed by my mother.

WHY MY BLOGS ARE SO, WELL, ODD

My blogs on Blogger for the past 2 years or so, have been an attempt to, eventually, lead to this and subsequent blogs about 'human family values' contrasted to how the geniuses who have diamonds and dogs as best friends and, it seems, prefer the company of shiny rocks and (other) beasts, while defining themselves and everyone else as "sexuals" of one sort or another; who, you'll agree, shouldn't be anywhere near human children let alone Parents or Teachers or in public (funded) office anywhere on Earth today.

Also I find global thinking and world visions and at least Universal or bigger delusions and hallucinations about 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today living like American movie and TV stars do an exiting prospect for me if I could, say, get elected into public (funded) office in Canada or The USA and play house and play family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies were all, say, rich and famous i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuseshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires?

PLEASE HELP ME MAKE FUN OF OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED ADULT AGED CHILDREN WHO'RE PLAYING HOUSE AND PLAYING FAMILY TRYING TO IMPRESS 'THE POOR' REQUIRED AS AUDIENCES FOR ROYALTY AND OTHER SOCIAL RETARDS

If you have any "Poor Me Storys" of your own about your tortured childhood when a "Monster Father Figure"; whose most often away much of the time working for a living or in the military, was torturing, abusing, raping and otherwise annoying you in a little house where everyone knew exactly what was 'happening', where an angelic "Mother Figure", who was home about 100% of the time, not driving or working outside the home, ever, however, didn't know, she said, what was going on Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) ASAP, I'm bored (retired) and need a laugh.

I'd be especially interested in hearing from RCMP Sergeant Douglas Greep of the Campbell River BC detachment, last I checked, , Brenda's younger brother, with his 'interpretation' of what Brenda says went on in a little house in Calgary I'd been a guest in from time to time.

Or, in fact, anyone who may know the truth. Cause, as you can see, I don't believe "Brenda Lavender", or whatever she's calling herself now, has ever believed a word she's said?

Truly,

Arthur "Bryan Clifford"

- home pfone ---> 604 52zero- sixtysixonetwo, or look up Bryan and Pamela Clifford in the directory
-cell# ---> 604 thirtyfoursix- double zero ten, days only, I need my sleep

*they- characters who make up tests to measure the intelligence of of others while they somehow objectify us as if they're not people themselves? Aliens? Gods? Psychotics?

And don't criminals, predatory salespeople and too many politicians, generally, objectify others as victims... human resources... peasants...suckers ... etc.?

"Sane Canadians" in Public (funded) Office Today?

2009-07-02T12:28:00.000-07:00

Hell-o.... to other common everyday normal average human beings who work for a living at something worthwhile then get tithed and/or pay income tax* to support an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' who somehow objectify 'the human condition', 'the human experience', 'humanity' and my favorite 'human resources, as if they're not human themselves... Aliens? ... Parasites?...Zombies? Leaches?.. Vampires?

And don't criminals, generally, regard their victims and 'human resources'?

I am "Bryan Clifford" a 64 year old Earthling (local) with a $1000 computer and $100 month access to high speed internet, who'd like to help you enjoy a 'relationship?' with real life in the real world today.

I'd like to speak to you today about Commonwealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries in 2009 all living like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, won lotteries, played sports real good, were genius American movie and TV stars or otherwise rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, like ancient and con-temporary British royalty.

The theme, Sane Governments in Public (funded) Office in Canada, begs for a definition of the idea and word 'sane', however:

I think 'sane' means, basically, adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day. This blog perhaps notwithstanding?

However, in the context of potentials for Commonwealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like royalty does and all Canada's politicians, bureaucrats, professional athletes, lottery winners and others do, 'sane' may have another meaning among those of us with iQs over 100 (average/normal) and a proper grade 7 or better (higher? advanced?) public funded academic education provided by 'sane' teachers?

'Sane', aside from adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day, may also mean accepting that there's a sane 'higher power' and Creator of everything inside and outside The Universe including The Human Brain?

So this blog will be devoted to trying to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that The Human Brain cannot possibly objectify itself without addressing 'absolutes' like left and right, light=white and dark=black and several 'infinities', like the set of all prime numbers, for example, but also the possibility that Canada's education system is infested with very well paid socially and otherwise illiterate unionized and associated adult aged children who're functions of a Satanic agenda where no-one takes responsibility for what they do?

This blog will not have any pictures worth a thousand words to morons and millions of dollars to advertisers, but will instead attempt to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Bryan Clifford is sane today after 64 years and 3 months of living an elaborate lie after being born in Calgary Alberta; only once my mother (86) says; she was there apparently?

The lie, The D'evil's only effective tool, they say, resulted from my being told as a baby that I was the resurrection/reincarnation of The Baby Jesus, The Son of God, and would become The Savior of The World, eventually, if I converted myself, again, from being a Jew to becoming a Christian and taking absolute responsibility for what I choose to do every day, but in The New Holy Land, God's Country, Alberta where, as a baby. I was visited by 3 Wise Men who'd followed a star... and gave me, a baby, gold and perfume that, to this day, my mother, she says, has in a safety deposit box in Switzerland.

Then... last week at 3am on Sunday morning PST I endured an epiphany of such persuasive power and insight that, since then, I've been unable to continue trying to make fun of the behaviors of adult aged children in Canada who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how I'd now like to live if I was rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obvioulsy emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

So I've decided to try to get elected into public (funded) office in Canada or The USA or Mexico (the 10th richest country on Earth) not only to avoid working for a living at anything worthwhile ever again, but also impress my wife and children with how clever I am. Wondering, however, since they know me better than anyone else, if they'd vote for me?

So, if there's anyone out there who'd like to nominate/sponsor me to make fun of adult aged children from public (funded) office as a member of your 'party?' Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) ASAP because, as you can see, I'm bored (retired) and would like to help implement The Canadian Dream I learned in grade 7 honors social studies when I was 12, even if only here* in Vancouver BC:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians, especially in winter

2. adequate medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to be sick, injured, disabled etc., provided by medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

3. a proper grade 7 or better (higher?advanced?) public funded academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office for all Canadians before we can vote, drive a car, be Prime (or other) Minister, teacher, medical doctor, jurist or journalist in Canada

4. 'Sane Media' provided by "Sane Canadians" who take absolute responsibility for broadcasting and publishing the truth.

Truly.

Arthur "Bryan Clifford"

*income tax- creates a disincentive for productive pro-active worthwhile work, including labor, while, traditionally, as with in feudal times and now, encouraging youth to seek easier ways of 'making money?' like crime, politics, sales, sports, politics, prostitution etc.

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS OUR 'MOTHER TONGUE' ---> THE WORD

2009-06-24T06:57:00.000-07:00

Heil Y'all,
By clicking on the title above ^ , thanks to , you will read about the origins of human language

Human speech probably became necessary, they* say, perhaps 85,376,829.4 million years ago with the advent (creation by a God in the images of apes and monkeys?) of various prime-mates http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate whose 'social orders?', they say, mirror human behavior, allowing for rationalizations for every perversion imaginable among creatures who, even today, identify with (other?) critters, brave as lions? clever as foxes? wise as owls? busy as bees? bird brains? and who, they say, have diamonds and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends while, as you know, they're as dumb or dumber than rocks?

My theory is that the first Kingdom/Empire began forming in Africa when a baboon, we'll call Eddy
noticed that arboreal tree climbing prime-mates were all 'swingers' (liberals) so Eddy adopted a conservative, of baboon ways, political stance and eventually became King of the Troop when he got big enough to impress other baboons with his Promethean intellect?

TREES AS A WEIRD METAPHOR FOR MORE METAPHORS

The picture at the beginning of this blog is of Global Canada's 'Tree of Life' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_life rooted in the rocks in Victoria BC beside The Pacific Ocean.

I took the picture last year while visiting our children in The Capital City of BC, where, arguably, there's never been a 'sane government' in public (funded) office? Largely, I believe, because BC's 'education system' is among the most primitive on Earth infested with rote inculcated (brainwashed) yet very well paid 'educators?' many of whom shouldn't be anywhere near human children, let alone teaching anyone anything or managing and administrating schools, including Universities, in my increasingly humble opinion

WATER

NO-ONE CAN MAKE MORE H2O
NO-ONE CAN CREATE LIFE
BUT ANY MORON CAN POLLUTE AND ANY PSYCHOTIC CAN KILL (OTHER HUEMANNS)

As you know the Pacific Ocean and any and all lakes, rivers streams and 'bodies of water?' all over the world have been used as toilets by my tribe, British -actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor- for the past 500 years or so, as the most convenient, and cheapest, way to dispose of sewage, human and domestic animal shit and industrial waste even though effective sewage treatment techniques have been known of for hundreds of years.

Victoria and Vancouver BC and, in fact, all BC's towns and cities, flush raw sewage into adjacent oceans, lakes and rivers, with; due to ocean currents, effluent floating all the way down to The Puget Sound providing Americans with fertilizer they don't pay for?

Creating mutant new species of marine organisms to be studied by myopic scientists unappreciative of how evolution can be accelerated by pollutants to, say, create opportunities for the same (sort of) engineers who create environmental catastrophes to be hired, by insane governments, to clean up messes that perhaps only exist because our brightest and best highest iQ socially and otherwise literate 'we the people' have never been elected into public (funded) office?

In favor of... history's better con-artists (including actors) skilled in rhetoric and (self) deception, puppets with their strings pulled by wizards of Wall Street, for example, and dummies on the knees of corporate executives with their hands (in taxpayer's pockets) and up the metaphorical asses of naive (or corrupt) but always good looking American and Canadian politicians occupying public (funded) office and infesting bureaucracies and schools with socially and otherwise illiterate savages..

Where there's never been a woman elected as President of The USA or Prime Minister of Canada, yet women control about 80% of all Disposable Income, DI, on North America today with largely socially and otherwise illiterate 'boomers' retiring, most from doing nothing worthwhile, in droves and, like me with cancer, stressing 'health care systems' also burdened with people who, it seems, choose to become ill despite, for example, everyone knowing that 'smoking' <--- a marketing term for sucking in and blowing out the results of fire's effect on matter---> anything attacks the lungs and causes cancer?

INTERLUDE FOR THOSE WHO LIKE PICTURES

The Global Canada picture today is of Gorffwysfa for God's sake, a Welsh (Gaelic) word meaning, approximately, in English "Place of Peace",The Official Residence of The Prime Minister of Canada at 24 Sussex Drive in Ottawa, surrounded by reality?, yet the Welsh, as far as I know, are Celtic savages barely out of the stone age, even today, with 'family values?' that make The 'Great?' Apes seem civilized compared to Druidic nonsense and Welsh tribal (racial) lore that objectifies women as Angels on Earth while, as we all know today, unless girls are educated, and take absolute responsibility for what they choose to do every day, no-one (sane) really cares what Welsh woman want either? Tom Jones?

MY TRIBE'S (RACE'S) PIMP MEDIA AND HOW CIVILIZATION IS CONFUSED WITH ANCIENT SOCIAL SEWERS

LIKE ANCIENT GREECE, ANCIENT ROME, ANCIENT EGYPT, ANCIENT ISRAEL AND OTHER ANCIENT POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC TOILETS
ALL IN 'THE SUN BELT' WITH POTENTIALS FOR 3 OR 4 CROPS A YEAR OF FOOD
WHILE NORDIC TRIBES (RACES) I BELIEVE CREATED NEW 'FAMILY VALUES' AND CODES OF ETHICS AND CIVIL BEHAVIOR
DUE TO WINTER REQUIRING HUMAN FAMILIES TO SEEK SHELTER INDOORS FOR 8 MONTHS OR SO EVERY YEAR, OR, ALTERNATELY, AS WITH MANY MEN TODAY, DESPERATE TO ESCAPE FROM 'WHAT WOMEN WANT', LEARNING TO ADAPT TO THE HARSHEST CONDITIONS ON EARTH TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, BUILT BIGGER AND BIGGER BOATS WITH GREATER AND GREATER SKILL, AND EVENTUALLY 'DISCOVERED?' THE NEW WORLD (WHATEVER THAT MEANS?) ONLY TO BE FOLLOWED BY EXCESS illiterate EURO-PEON FEE-MALES WHO'RE, EVEN TODAY, TRYING TO LIVE LIKE PRINCESSES RE: 'NESTING' BY THE WEALTHY AND OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED I MENTION FROM TIME TO TIME, WHO'RE, GENERALLY, where you live?, TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER AND 'THE POOR' REQUIRED AS AUDIENCES FOR
THE CARTOON "AMERICAN DREAM":

1. all 350 million Americans living like American movie and TV stars, successful criminals and/or all American politicians and religious leaders do today

2. no academic education provided for American children by sane teachers, in favor of brainwashing children, beginning at birth, with BS history that perpetuates war, for example, as a solution to everything within bizarre and ridiculous economic theories promoted by clinically insane econo-in-the-mists- theories that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, rational intellectuals and reasonable philosophers/professors

3. pimp media owned and controlled by self proclaimed geniuses who prostitute NEWS cleverly laced with ad placements in NEWS?papers, in the movies (including documentaries) and on TV= radio+pictures, including internet, available to more and more of 'the poor' and, hopefully, Generation Y- as in WHY!?- 20 to 35 year olds today perhaps wondering WTF..k happened to The Original American Dream?:

a. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Americans, especially in winter, Sane Americans who live modestly within human 'family values' shared among 'we the people' who don't define ourselves as 'sexuals' and/or have diamonds and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends, preferring human company

b. a proper public funded grade 7 or better (higher/advanced?) academic education for all Americans, especially before anyone can occupy public (funded) office, become President of The USA, a teacher of anything, a medical doctor, jurist or journalist/publisher

c. adequate medical care for all Americans provided by medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth.

d. respecting Canada's future as a model for North America becoming a CommonWealth (communism) based on empirical economic theory (free markets for stuff no-one needs) with World Trade managed by 'Merchant Banks' now on The NEW World (whatever that means?) leading to, ideally, 500 million or so North Americans, after Canada annexes The USA and Mexico, to create a North American Free Trade Agreement, NAFTA, eventually using about 100% of the world's natural resources to provide movie and TV life(as)styles for mindless adult aged children living like Canada's comic 'elite?' do, leaving about 5.5 billion Earthlings in 200+ other countries without adequate food, clothing, shelter, sane education provided by sane teachers etc. but perhaps watching TV and movies and with access to The Internet and 'Sane Media' provided by "Sane Broadcasters" (orators) and "Sane Publishers" (journalists) telling the TRUTH!?

TRUTH AND TRUST, AN AMERICAN CONCEPT?

TRUTH is a word that, with TRUST, does not exist in Arabic, Latin, Greek, Chinese or Japanese, He-brew (a Germ-manic tongue), Spanish or other Rome-antic languages, but only, including in spirit, in Gaelic as perhaps a 'natural' by-product of human 'family values' perfected yet evolving in Nordic places, perhaps with the ideal 'Family Unit' of Statistics Canada employees (in the movies or on CBC TV?) as Canada's royalty living in free social housing, like The White House, a castle after all, but in the geodetic center of Canada, Churchill Manitoba, named after a war mongering alcoholic manic-depressive ADD Brit with the 'gift of the gab' however, and like Adolph Hitler was, very popular with women who, I've found, always vote for 'men?' with chari$ma and a genius for seducing addle minded adult aged children with rome-antic and germ-manic rhetoric about 'National Dreams'---> of 200+ countries today all, it seems, wanting to be Global SuperPowers, led by psychotics, by their own definitions, even today, suffering from weird world visions and global (once flat?) hallucinations for, say, Nazi USA... The 4th (and final?) Reich... Global USA with, however, The Chinese, for example, also wanting to be SUPERPOWERFUL... toward "World Domination" by copying 'The West' (that's actually, on a map, The North) abandoning thousands of years of Chinese reason, logic (common sense) and responsible behavior among Chinese with iQs over 100 (average/normal) in favor of, perhaps literally, aping the life(as)styles of Europe's ancient and con-temporary cartoon 'Aristocracy' (Aristotle was a socially and otherwise illiterate mercenary asshole in Greece; which is about 1500 Islands in The Aegean where, even today, wine is more plentiful, and thus cheaper, than potable (drinkable) water (perhaps explaining Greek Mythology?)

MY TRIBE'S (RACE'S) MAJOR CITIES AS DEFINED BY MAJOR UNIVERSITIES (UNIVERSE CITIES?) AS 'WE THE PEOPLE' LOOK TO OUR BRIGHTEST AND BEST MINDS AND THE BEHAVIORS OF PUBLIC (FUNDED) EMPLOYEES OF SANE GOVERNMENTS IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TO DEMONSTRATE ALL THAT'S POSSIBLY CIVIL AND GOOD TO 'THE MASSES' WHO EMPLOY THESE ASSHOLES WHO, IN CANADA, REFER TO CANADIANS AS 'HUMAN REZOURZES' AS IF THEY'RE NOT HUMAN THEMSELVES? ALIENS? PARASITES? LEACHES ON THE PUBLIC TRUSTS?

AND, DON'T CRIMINALS, GENERALLY, REGARD THEIR VICTIMS AS 'HUMAN REZOURZES'?

You know, the same (sort of) creeps that discuss 'the human experience', 'the human condition', 'humanity' and 'humanism', for example, objectively, non of whom work at anything worthwhile for a living, however, so they must be very clever indeed.

NOTICE 'WARNING!' YOU MAY BE AT RISK

PLEASE DON'T READ FURTHER IF YOU ARE STUPID, UNDER THE MENTAL AGE OF 12 AND/OR DEFINE YOURSELF AS A 'SEXUAL', BECAUSE YOU MAY BE OFFENDED BY REASON AND PRACTICABLE LOGIC (COMMON SENSE) RELATED TO WHAT SANE HUMANS CHOOSE TO DO EVERY DAY

HOW TO

'PREDICT AND PREVENT'
INSANE GOVERNMENTS FROM OCCUPYING PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE

To prevent governance by socially and otherwise illiterate adult aged children elected by other adult aged children from 'happening?' in Global Canada, beginning in British... Columbia, the voting age for elections of 'we the people' into high... public (funded) office will be raised to 35 years old, restricted to people without any felonious criminal record, limited to people who are sane according to tests administered by sane doctors and/or allowed for by virtue of everyone taking absolute responsibility for what human Adults choose to do every day.

This age of majority/consent (whatever?) will be, however, correlated with social and other iQ scores that can prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that when a human beings overall iQ is over 100 (normal/average) at any chronological age, she or he can take absolute responsibility for what sane humans choose to do, including, perhaps, vote for (other) sane Adults to occupy public (funded) office proving, after all, that democracy requires socially and otherwise literate populations of reasonable, logical and responsible 'we the people' to vote for other reasonable, logical and responsible human beings of unimpeachable good character, perhaps rather than genius actors and others who look good on TV to audiences of other morons?

For copies of preliminary tests that may qualify you to vote under these conditions, please contact http://www.collegeboard.com/student/testing/sat/reg.html and, if you pass,you may, after further testing at the Canadian grade 7 level of elementary education, qualify to go on to grade 8 ---> graduate school in BC and The USA.

BESTIAL 'FAMILY?' VALUES AMONG 'SEXUALS'

Today there are about 7000 'natural languages' spoken and written among 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, all with tribal (racial) 'roots?' in bestial 'family values' perhaps best defined with reference to 'sexuals' who objectify each other and everyone else as 'sex objects' where prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, are apparently professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

Then there are the so called man-made 'formal languages' designed by Earth's geniuses to communicate with each other, perhaps beginning with the first versions of HTML (Cuneiform, Sanskrit, Latin etc.?) thousands of years ago employed by ancient webmasters (wizards, witch-doctors, priests) to program The Human Brain, beginning at birth, to, as today, seek CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries to live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all royalty, American movie or TV stars, won lotteries, played sports real good and/or got elected into public (funded) office in Canada, The USA or Mexico?

However, there is, I believe, also another language related to the idea that The Human Brain/Mind is the greatest achievement of evolution and/or creationism (who cares?) with God (in the image of nothing) necessarily having the highest iQ imaginable, perhaps consisting of several thousand human brains connected to form a 'collective consciousness' represented by Earth's brightest and best sane scholars, rational intellectuals and reasonable philosophers all over the world forming a SUPER 'think tank' and perhaps a NEW global religion? Democracy?

The language of Democracy today is, of course, Oxford English, the only language on Earth that has been evolving organically for the past 500 years or so, unregulated by clerics and/or pimp publishers attempts to codify their tribe's (race's) BS into what they refer to as 'pure French', for example, as language is, as I said, formatted by psychotics, by their own definitions, at The Acadumby Franksays http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7ais e to continue to brainwash children, beginning at birth, with a 'mother tongue' that is always a function of 'what women want' where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime and sales, for example,are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

Nothing much to do with France, however, but really an agenda relative to 1000 year old 1st Reich, The Holy Roman Empire- aka The Roman Catholic Church's interest in potential 'human rezources' to tithe/tax the income of to support an always increasingly embarrassing always somehow publicly funded cartoon 'elite?' of 'men?' who seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other.

AMERICAN ENGLISH?

52 years ago today I was taught that The New World (whatever that means?) was first 'discovered?' by Scandinavian sailors, to whom The Vikings were mindless psychotic criminals/pirates, not heroes, who, about 1000 years ago, tried to establish working settlements on Iceland, Greenland and North America.

However, the teacher said, Scandinavian sailors and farmers 1000 years ago, weren't psycho warriors, and had little or no defense against 'projectiles' like spears and arrows 'hunter'/gatherer tribes, like The Inuit, for example, were proficient with, so it's likely that, in real life 1000 years ago, The Scandinavian settlers were murdered, and perhaps eaten, by raiding 'natives?' whose 'oral history' includes descriptions of 'others' (human resourzes?) by people who undoubtedly came from what we now call Asia crossing a land bridge across The Bearing Straight when 'global cooling' had created an 'ice age' and sea level was lower than it is today.

America was 'discovered' about 300 years ago, however, by, they say, only the brightest and best from Europe on really big boats seeking freedom from 'persecution' and yet made new 'land claims' for comic Empires and Kingdoms bringing thousands of years of exploitive and destructive technology, including guns, disease and severe psychological problems, to North and South America, America being named after 'Amerigo Vespucci' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci while anyone who left Europe to colonize The Americas were referred to, by the psychotics I mention from time to time, as Columbians? As in District of Columbia and/or British Columbia and/or the country Colombia?

Columbia means, roughly, 'neck' to characters who anthropomorphize The Earth as "mother Earth' where they* of course, are the head/brains and wear a 'sun belt' with Antarctica at the bottom of the world? Or something like that? Ancient druggies?

American and Oxford English differ slightly from barbarian British English used by socially and otherwise illiterate savages today, in that both Americans and Engs share equal contempt for how prime-mates would live, they say, if apes and monkeys where rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed trying to impress each other and 'the poor' (human rezourzes?) required as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were royalty, American movie and TV stars and/or got elected into public (funded) office in Canada and The USA today?

Canadian English, however, includes French, Franglish?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Franglish.

While American English includes Shakespearean English that, when applied to The Constitution of The USA, for example, led to 'we the people' (humans) and 1 vote for every sane Adult to, ideally, elect sane governments into public (funded) office?

So, I guess?, after 52 years since I passed from grade 7 to grade 8 (graduate school in BC and The USA today?) The USA has become a global comic SUPERPOWER, i.e. Empire, and a carbon copy of The Cartoon Predatory British Empire with a Prince (like) President and Commander and Chief... of, they say, the most power and largest military that has ever existed on Earth who, I dreamed, were all among our brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers today, and, because The USA has obviously become a British Colony, again, American soldiers, sailors, marines and air force personnel (means of the son) in the spirit of New England and English style American improved Canadian perfected but evolving humor, started laughing at the adult aged children in public (funded) office who're suffering from weird world visions and other delusions and hallucinations like a 'Global Village' (scenario?) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, all with National Dreams, sharing Global CommonWealth (communism/socialism) predicated on life(as)styles demon...strated by today's comic 'elite?' who perhaps, in The USA, should be mercilessly flattered in the English manner of mocking royalty, for example, LEST WE FORGET that representative democracy began in England with 'common' (and constantly evolving) law... rather than 'statute law' (Constitutions) composed by 'men?' to serve their own interests first?

'Men?' who, even today, you'll agree, seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other? Perhaps explaining the popularity of 'men's?' sports with other 'men?' who like to watch buff guys run and jump around playing with (their little<--- my wife) balls, not to mention vast ancient and today's all male armies... and navies, biker and other gangs, Masons, The KKK, all religious leaders are 'men?', secret all male societies, fraternities (I'm a Xiggi) and clubs, all male parliaments, legislatures, senates, congresses of yore... gay communities, The Vatican, nearly nude boxers, wrestlers and Ultimate Fighters with slobbering latently gay fans admiring geniuses who punch and kick hug each other? 90% of homeless in The USA and Canada are male? 90% of prisoners in Canada and The USA are male? Yet everyone is first exposed to their 'Mother Figure' who, I guess?, may be teaching gender roles to boys? Gender roles with deeply weird 'roots' in tribal (racial) lore... where little princesses promote 'what women want' where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM?

A SUPER THINK TANK?
THE US CONGRESS?
COMPOSED OF ONLY AMERICA'S BRIGHTEST AND BEST GENIUSES IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE?

However, you're wondering: if Oxford English is the NEW language of Democracy where only our brightest and best highest iQ geniuses of unimpeachable good character get elected into public (funded) office to, in effect, form a SUPER 'think tank' I'll call a 'legislature', then wouldn't England; where all The Engs live in 2009, be the ideal model for a 'Global Village' and CommonWealth (communism/socialism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries to live like the average everyday common normal Oxford University (Universe City?) graduate today? Rather than Global Canada, Global China, Global Nigeria, Global Brazil, Global Iran, Global Vatican etc.? Perhaps with the language of Shakespearehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare, who signed his? name with 11 different spellings on the original folios, evolving over the past 400 years to define Germ-manic traditions and Teutonic Lore as the best possible basis for human thought today?

A SUPER 'THINK TANK'

SSWIGS, THE SANE SENIOR-CITIZENS WORLD INSTITUTE... FOR GLOBAL STUDIES RECOMMENDS A 'GLOBAL LEGISLATURE' ELECTED INTO PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE BY SANE SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE LITERATE ADULT HUMAN BEINGS VOTING FOR ONLY THE WORLD'S BRIGHTEST AND BEST 'WE THE PEOPLE' OF UNIMPEACHABLE GOOD CHARACTER TO REPRESENT ALL THAT'S CIVIL AND GOOD ON EARTH AS DEFINED BY MAJOR ACADEMIC UNIVERSITIES (UNIVERSE CITIES?) THAT, IN TURN, DEFINE ALL THAT'S POSSIBLY CIVIL AND GOOD WHEREVER MAJOR ACADEMIC UNIVERSITIES ARE LOCATED?

ACCORDINGLY, EACH STATE (OR PROVINCE) WOULD HAVE SUCH A 'THINK TANK' (LEGISLATURE) TO LEGISLATE SANE LAWS THAT CONFORM TO THE THE STATE'S (PLACES) NATURE, OPPORTUNITIES FOR CIVIL PROCESS AND, MOST IMPORTANT, EDUCATION PROVIDED BY SANE TEACHERS EMPLOYED BY SANE GOVERNMENTS IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE

BLOGGINGS' LIMITATIONS TO COMMUNICATE WITH ADULT AGED CHILDREN

Apparently, according to web gurus, webmasters and others, the average blog read has a very short attention span, is, mentally, about 12 years old, likes pictures worth thousands of words to morons, doesn't click on Wikipedia links, is easily confused by big words like marmalade, says 'like' and 'you know' and other 'duh' words and phrases a lot, thinks tourism (wandering around) is an industry, and was probably initially exposed to movie and TV 'family values' and Parents and other Adults who, they say, 'have?' kids (livestock) as pets, toys or dolls, within what 'kindergarten means to psychotics, by their own definitions, who objectify human children as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Predatory salespeople? Blood sucking insects? Cartoon Zombies? Comic Vampires? Other Children?

If this is true, then this blog is designed to help you better understand you own 'tree of life' and your 'roots' in tribal (racial) nonsense where human children, like you were, are exposed to very creepy ugly and disgusting versions of 'what women want' where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

Please, however, DO NOT READ FURTHER if you are an emotionally disturbed psychotic, by your own definitions, suffering from weird world visions and global (once flat?) thinking and at least Universal or bigger delusions and hallucinations, including that human Adults aren't responsible for the choices sane humans make what to DO every day.

THE NEW AGE 'FATHER TONGUE'---> MODERN ENGLISH

http://www.members.shaw.ca/sparkspeaks/languag2.html

THE LANGUAGE OF REASON, PRACTICABLE LOGIC (common sense) AND 'GLOBAL HUMOR'

INCLUDING MERCILESSLY FLATTERING HOW 12 YEAR OLDS WOULD LIVE, THEY SAY, IF MY CLASS, GRADE 7 HONORS SOCIAL STUDIES, WERE ALL RICH AND FAMOUS, I.E. WEALTHY AND OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER AND 'THE POOR' REQUIRED AS AUDIENCES FOR HOW ALL CANADA'S, THE USA'S AND MEXICO'S (THE 10TH RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD) POLITICIANS LIVE TODAY

OR- WHO CARES 'WHAT WOMEN WANT' UNLESS THEY'RE SANE?

Define Sane? ---> OK ---> taking absolute responsibility for what common everyday normal average human adults choose to DO, including, if possible, work at something worthwhile for a living, including home-making per human 'family values' among people who are aware that human children don't forget anything.

A fact well know to perverts, priests, ad agencies, drug dealers and the tobacco industry? and others who target children as future 'consumers' and/or victims. But also a fact well know among 'Sane Teachers' in Canada and elsewhere employed by 'Sane Governments' in public (funded) office to teach the f..king TRUTH.

Especially in the 'early grades' where about 100% of very well paid teachers in Canada, The USA and 'Great?' Britain, for example, are women? Surrogate 'Mother Figures' to 5 to 9 year old children, where 'men?' are, at best, remote beings who, however, were also first exposed to their 'Mother Figure' perhaps teaching gender roles to boys expected to become 'good providers' where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

If you've read this far and can remember the major premis of this blog, you are reading at a grade 7 level of English comprehension and can probably write at a grade 4 or 5 level of English expression.

If you know what the rest of this blog will be about, you will have read/seen/heard some Shakespeare, perhaps Goethe and have at least a passing familiarity with perhaps the greatest tome of rot ever printed, about 500 years ago, The James Bible, composed by 'men?' who seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other?

If you are a sane teacher, you will recognize interlocutorial dialogue here generating debate with the intention of losing an argument, with children, leaving them thinking an idea, global peace and laughing at the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, for example, was their own? Nothing being more powerful than a (good) idea whose time has come ---> Sane Governments in public (funded) office?

If you are a robot, crawler, spider, speeed reader... making sure I don't violate terms of service, a socially illiterate juvenile webmaster or programmer 'thinking?' in code trying format formal languages like HTML into web pages, or a cleric/priest similarly programmed (brainwashed) by language, you won't understand the subtleties of huemann languages associated with The Huemann Brain, evolutions and/or God's (who cares?) greatest achievement.

The Sane Human Brain that cannot, however. objectify itself, except perhaps tautologically within topology as a reference to right and left, for example, as inverse absolutes like black and white?

So now I'm back to the 'white space' behind this blog owned by Google Inc. providing me and others with a free service... to, I hope, "predict and prevent" globalization of all that's evil and obscene in favor of teaching human children the truth, beginning in the human home, with 'Mother Figures', everyone's first teacher, have a proper public funded grade 7 or better (higher... advanced?) academic education including some simple reason and elementary practical logic (common sense).

Shit... almost 10am here* , must take my meds and get ready for work volunteering at charities, will publish this today.... just for fun, and to see what adds it attracts... and will edit and improve... to suit myself, as time, health and my wife permit, another 'serial blog' which will include some of those 'Poor Me Storys' I've mentioned, you know... the ones about tortured childhoods in little houses where the Monster Father Figure; whose most often away working for a living or in the military, is abusing, torturing, raping and otherwise annoying usually fee-male children, while an "Angelic Mother Figure" who's home about 100% of the time, not driving (perhaps pretending?) or working outside the home doesn't know what's 'happening?'

These Storys will perhaps be of interest to human children and human adults who remember everything that 'happened' when we were children, including that human 'Mother Figures' manage every moment of anything that 'happens' in any human home on Earth for the past 10,000 years or so of 'human family values' perhaps idealized by The Canadian Dream?:

1. Canadian Royalty? The ideal 'Family Unit' kept at public expense in, say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_Sussex_Drive, that, like #10 Downing Street, is, as you can see, a very modest dwelling befitting a tiny country with a population about the same as California USA where, as you probably know, Beverly Hills, for example, is an international joke also enjoyed by locals in Los Angeles who live and work at something worthwhile for a living there, sharing a laugh at how adult aged children play house and play family requiring 'the poor' and each other as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

Again: Truly,

A "Bryan Clifford" BsD (Oxford)

-Publisher (self appointed) of The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. Press, but the entirely public funded functions of the incumbent Canadian public funded Federal Government incompetent overpaid misogynistic socially and otherwise illiterate bastards won't pay me... to make fun of them

- Founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute... for Global Studies in Vancouver BC vaguely associated with The University of British Columbia's graduate school academic alumni with iQs over 100 (average/normal) who are retired (bored) and living in Vancouver BC watching the once beautiful city become a huge slum surrounded by 'upscale communities' of hillbillies who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how I'd live if I could find a rich blond woman with an high... iQ like Jeniffer Aniston??? to 'marry?' me? If my wife lets me? Witch ain't too likely???

Hey... is Brad Pitt insane? Jenny... is worth $285 million US??? But, like, I guess, Angelina Jolee is a great actress? Tough choice Brad? You moron.

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) with anything you like, especially if you owe me money for honest work I did rebuilding and renovating your house you sold the next year for tax free capital gains, a teacher's perk in Oregon, then moo-ved to Anacortes WA, perhaps, probably still telling the same 'Tall Tales' every boy has heard at least one of, about the Monster Father Figure I mentioned, while, sadly perhaps, my "Poor Me Storys" about my tortured childhood(s) were all made up in sequence with plotting myself into the Storys I was hearing from others, non of whom, it seems, think I'm very bright? Sort of like the children in my care who call me dad, and much else I'm sure? On whom I also keep files and journals. Only positive stuff though.

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*they- archy and other 'ologists' proving that, as Mark Twain (The USA's version of how to plagiarize Stephen Leacock and others) said "history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes" and that there have always been con-Artists seeking answers to questions that have no relevance to real life in the real world among sane humans while, however, in Academia, in BC for example, there are over 200 Universities, Colleges, University Colleges and Technical Institutes, some with several campuses, employing thousands of unionized/associated public (funded) employees serving a population of about 4 million, about 1/2 the population of Greater Los Angeles, with a version of higher? (or advanced?) education promoted as how our brightest and best can make more money than the poor everyday normal common 'Average Canadian' who may work for a living at something worthwhile and pay income and other taxes to support an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' of mostly 'white folks?' aka Cauc-Asians as Canada's public trusts are recycled among rejects from 'Great?' Britain and Europe who're, generally, it seems, trying to re-create the politically polluted socially septic economic sewers and cultural toilets that got rid of them here on The New World (whatever that means?) including aping... royalty who, in England, for example, 'we the people' keep a few of in elaborate zoos LEST WE FORGET what happens when adult aged children whose 'family values?' make The 'Great?' apes seem civilized, are wealthy enough to dress up like clowns and play house and play family trying to impress each other and 'the poor', in England, where all the Engs live today, sharing a laugh at ancient and con-temporary Kingdoms (why not Queendumbs now?) comic ancient and con-temporary Empires with other locals* in 2009 hoping, I suspect, that they* do accomplish 'space travel' ASAP and perhaps colonize Uranus (an old joke I know) so we 'human resourzes' (peasants?) can enjoy human 'family values' as far away as possible from what kindergarten means to psychotics, by their own definition, that, they say, 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets, toys or dolls? Perhaps after 'having?' zex, instead of 'having?' lunch? Kids (human children) who don't forget anything? A fact well known to perverts, priests, psycho-ologists' and organized religions (science is a religion, belief system, based on operating (working) mythologies like the periodic table and physics, for example, as they manifest observable results) and... if you've been able to read this far, and remember the premis of this blog, you too, with a little effort, can remember everything that 'happened' when you were a baby, infant and toddler when Parents and other Adults would have seemed like Gods (in the image of man?) to you? Gods we must hope were/are sane?

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

"SANE MEDIA" and "WHAT WOMEN WANT" TODAY

2009-05-05T15:51:00.000-07:00

If you click on the title above ^ you can read about an idea, democracy, supposedly with origins in Greece, all ancient Greeks being geniuses apparently? Democracy with one vote for every Sane Adult electing Sane Governments into public (funded) office consisting of only our brightest and best highest iQ genius scholars, intellectuals and philosophers today in Canada and elsewhere. Perhaps rather than otherwise unemployable at anything worthwhile adult aged children in public (funded) office, owning controlling major pimp media and running schools historically; and making fools of themselves today? Perhaps where you live?

OF THE WORLD CANNOT BE EXAGGERATED

WHY "SANE! MOTHERS" SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF CIVILIZATION

VANCOUVER BC AS THE BEST POSSIBLE MODEL FOR A BRITISH STYLE GLOBAL VILLAGE DEFINED BY THE UNIVERSITY (UNIVERSE CITY?) OF BRITISH COLUMBIA http://www.ubc.ca/ AND THE WORLD VISIONS AND GLOBAL (ONCE FLAT?) THINKING OF SOME OF CANADA'S BRIGHTEST AND BEST SCHOLARS, INTELLECTUALS AND PHILOSOPHERS RE: COMMONWEALTH (COMMUNISM) FOR 6+BILLION PEOPLE IN 200+ COUNTRIES TO LIVE LIKE ALL CANADA'S, THE USA'S AND MEXICO'S OVERPAID POLITICIANS DO TODAY

Apparently, according to local* NEWS about real life in the real world, the best selling alcoholic beverage in Vancouver BC is Listerine http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/archives/pharmacy_qa/dangers_of_drinking_listerine.php and other mouthwash, followed by Bay Rum and other after shave and cooking brandy. All less expensive and more breath freshening than booze.

Making Vancouver's and other slums, Vancouver's and other suburbs and anywhere this stuff is on the shelves for a fraction of what booze costs, a concern for BC's "Sane Mothers" and, perversely,The BC Liquor Control Board and their grotesquely overpriced cash-cow unionized Government Liquor Stores whose agenda in BC, I'm sure, in the sense of "let them eat cake", is to help the financially disadvantaged dream about getting rich so they can to afford the heroin (heroin, the nasty narcotic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin, having roughly the same spelling as heroine, a female hero?) of booze, single malt scotch, my favorite being Mortlach many years ago before I got "Married With Children" and didn't have time to enjoy world visions and global thinking, til now..."Home Alone" with leukemia AND... a younger wife...several $1000+ computers, connections to $100+ a month high speed internet and, they say, "the patience of Job"

If you didn't know, Job was a moron in The Bible whose sons were murdered "by God?" but not "Job's Daughters", a byproduct of The Masons (I'm a Lewis)

The Masons are a cult of 'men?' who seem terrified of woe'men?' but very fond of each other meeting in secret 'Temples' and (beaver?) Lodges hiding from their surrogate "Mother Figures", their wives, often behaving like fools trying to impress fee-males, of both official genders I guess?,while, however, according to current "Conspiracy Theories" managing Vancouver BC amd maybe the entire world?

Apparently The Masons manage The World through intricate ass-ociations among adult aged boys who're all, in real life, functions of "what women want" from (preferably drunk) emotionally troubled yet socially and otherwise illiterate drones and goons?

Drones and goons who, fortunately for me, can't read this far.... so I'll have nothing to fear from these guys http://www.sx44.com/ ? Air heads with 'net worth' discussed among adult aged boys comparing the size of their wallets and else in smoke filled rooms, they say, criticizing illegal drugs while guzzling booze, a cortical depressant like other drugs, and poisoning themselves with nicotine sucking in and exhaling tobacco smoke amid other oral fixations among, after all, "mommy's boys" raised? from birth to be functions of their demented "Mother Figures" where, they say, prostitution, politics, sales, crime and sports, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

MOTHER'S DAY 2009 AND BEYOND...

We are launching this new approach to making fun of how adult aged children 'think?" on 'Mother's Day' 2009 to honor Bryan Clifford's mother, Pearl Clifford (85) who says:

"If everyday isn't "Mother's Day" then to hell with it"

Today's blog's subtext and "the message is the media" will continue to try to make fun of adult aged children's life(as)styles requiring audiences of 'the poor' to admire how most of these geniuses live http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires:

NB- Please donate to if you can. Mr.Wales http://www.memoryarchive.org/en/The_Origins_of_Wikipedia,_2001,_by_Larry_Sanger must have better things to do than beg for money? Perhaps 'matching funds' from The American Federal Government to create an Internet version of PBS and Library of Congress? Instead of bailouts for grotesquely incompetent yet greedy companies led by morons within a stock market 'system' that has been corrupt for the past 50 years allowing China, for example, to in effect, buy The USA?

Please watch the video below toward a better understanding of why Canada must annex The USA ASAP to save The American Dream:

The substitute author of this blog while I'm ill, Marsha N. Mallow PhD, DDS, Eagle Scout and publisher of Canada etc. Globe and The Canadian Dream Magazine, had a dream she says, she'd like to share with moron BBC, CNN, Fox, CBS, NBC and other pimp media executives in the hope of producing a TV Show, a sure hit:

THE ANTIQUES JOKE SHOW

This would involve boomer age folks bringing their antique jokes to an exotic venue, such as Hawaii? ---> Antiques Joke Show Hawaii <--- to be appraised by expert joke appraisers, successful comedians?, in the hope of introducing the rather stupid ugly minded 'generation X' etc. to classic... enduring... funny to sane people Humor that psychotics, by their own definitions, don't 'get' because, it seems, they're functions of "what women want" where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, acting, and military service are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

TO GLOBAL CANADA

THE GLOBAL CANADA CREDO AND SINCERE MANIFESTO FOR WORLD DOMINATION OF SIMPLE REASON AND ELEMENTARY LOGIC, i.e. THE CANADIAN DREAM, TAUGHT BY "SANE TEACHERS", including by example, TO HUMAN CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY IN 'THE EARLY GRADES' BEFORE CRAZY CULTS AND/OR RIDICULOUS ORGANIZED OR DISORGANIZED RELIGIONS AND INSANE GOVERNMENTS EXPOSE THEM TO HISTORICAL AND TODAY'S BS, WEIRD USELESS SCIENCE (also a religion/belief system) AND CONTRIVED HISTORY ORCHESTRATED BY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS; WHO, IF ANY OF THEM ARE READING THIS ---> PLEASE GET HELP http://www.psych.org/ OR, AT LEAST, LEAVE HUMAN CHILDREN ALONE, IS:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians who work for a living at something worthwhile, including home-making, when Parents and other Adults must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies. Parents and Adults we must hope are sane?

2. Adequate medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to be ill, mentally or physically disabled, psychotic, suffering from weird world visions and/or insane global (once flat?) thinking, and/or define themselves as 'sexuals' and perhaps have diamonds and other shiny rocks and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends. Medical care provided by sane doctors and other medical professionals where, as in Canada, prostitution, politics, crime, sports,sales and military service,for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will professions or sex a trade

3. A grade 7 or better (higher... advanced?) public (funded) academic education for all Canadians provided by "Sane Teachers" employed by "Sane Governments" elected into public (funded) office by socially and otherwise literate populations of sane adults with iQs over 100 (normal/average) who choose to do what we do every day and take absolute responsibility for our actions. A proper academic education including some simple reason and elementary logic before anyone can occupy public (funded) office in Canada, become Prime (or other) Minister, become a teacher of anything, medical doctor, jurist or Canadian journalist, the NEWest profession adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by Sane Media telling the truth.

4. Sane people in public (funded) office in 2009 elected by socially and otherwise literate populations of Canadian-Canadians with iQs over 100 (average/normal) required to read this blog and share a laugh at unhuman creatures that refer to Canadians (or Americans) as 'human resourzes' ( as in exploiting natural resources, primary resources, secondary resources etc. objectified by demented econo-in-the-mists and others) as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Blood sucking insects? Cartoon Zombies? Germans? Comic Vampires? Predatory Salespeople? Parasites? Thieves?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resourzes" <--- the miss-spelling is an effort to fool crawlers, spiders, robots, webmasters, speeeeed readers and algorithms into conforming to my 'master plan' of, without prejudice, making fun of adult aged children who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how I, Arthur Wellington Bryan-Clifford II will live after I take over The World?

WTF happened to The American Dream? ---> including getting rid of The British ?

for today

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

THE CONTEXT AND AGENDA OF "GLOBAL CANADA" ---> "THE CANADIAN DREAM" ---> "SANE GOVERNMENTS IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE

In the context of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today:

We. The Institute, demand equivalent Canadian Rights To http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life,_liberty_and_the_pursuit_of_happiness that "Sane Americans" used to enjoy before The British invaded, again:

1. life, with inexplicable origins as a carbon based function of the existence of water, H20, that no one can make more of or destroy: there's as much water on Earth today as there always was, not lifestyles of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, that sane American, who all live in The USA, laugh at, especially at how royalty and (other) successful criminals try to live like movie and TV stars and other's who're. generally, trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class ( I was also a teacher for 30 years) grade 12 honors history and social studies in Oregon USA, all got rich.

2. liberty ( free will) for human Adults to choose what to do every as that contributes to all that's possibly civil and good where each of us lives* as defined by the behaviors of history's and today's brightest and best sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers

3. the pursuit of human happiness as a function of the human brain being evolution's and/or creations ultimate achievement within human "family values" exemplified by the normal average everyday common typical Canadian "Family Unit" as defined by psychotics, by their own definitions, at Statistics Canada employed by a government in public (funded) office that refers to Canadians, their employers, as 'human rezources' as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Blood sucking insects? Professional Politicians?

And don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human rezources'?

LETTERS TO THE INSTITUTE... HAVE ASKED : WILL THE NAMES AND CIRCUMSTANCES OF 200+ COUNTRIES ON EARTH TODAY CHANGE WITH GLOBALIZATION OF THE CANADIAN DREAM?

To explain what will happen when Canada takes over the world and women are liberated to do whatever they want so will continue to avoid hard labor, dangerous jobs, dirty jobs, boring jobs, any work requiring taking real responsibility for anything etc. leaving that to big strong genius drones and goons admired by women for their chari$ma and ability to pay for everything, because what women really wanted to be liberated to do is make more money and become more or less like adult aged boys who're trying to impress each other and the poor required as audiences for how Canada's, The USA's and other comic 'elite?' live when wealth allows adult aged children to make fools of themselves:

Here I'll insert a recipe for Canadian Pancakes I learned 50 years ago in girl guides for my cooking badge:

1.
1 cup milk of any sort
1 egg of any sort similar in size to a chicken egg, i.e. not an ostrich or dinosaur egg
1 tablespoon any sort of cooking oil
1 teaspoon of any sort of vinegar, lemon or other citrus juice
1 teaspoon of any sort of sugar
1 pinch of salt ---> all together in any sort of bowl or pot and mix/whip thoroughly
2.
add
1 cup wheat flower of any sort
1 tbsp. baking powder, pref. without aluminum junk in it
mix briefly just to wet the flower, do not beat
3,
heat up a flat cooking surface to med high, til your spit bounces?, and hope for the best

With that I'll end this "Mother's Day" blog with The Institute... hopefully conveying the idea that, since all humans, so far, are "of women born" perhaps all women should be educated at public expense to include some (any) simple reason and/or elementary logic in their world visions and global thinking toward at least taking absolute responsibility for what every Adult chooses to do every day in real life in the real world?

Sincerely (for Arthur Bryan Clifford)

Marsha N Mallow

Please Email ---> Marsha N Mallow PhD (UCLA)if you have any questions about anything concerning "women's rights" to do something, anything, worthwhile at the local*, Global or Universal level of "Comparative World Visions" re" a (pretend) course at UBC as UBC http://www.ubc.ca/ has defined all that's possibly civil and good in Vancouver BC for the past 100 years or so.

* teacher- a human who professes knowledge (as in professor) about subjects , not necessarily predicates/consequences, relative to observations of stuff in the real world, including real life, who attempts to impart knowledge including some simple reason and elementary logic to students/pupils who, even in the face of overwhelming nonsense, will, the teacher hopes, eventually behave rationally and at least vote for sane human beings to occupy public (funded) office someday in Canada as an example to The World* of democracy as a function of proper public (funded) education systems employing only "Sane Teachers" defined by simple tests and/or their behaviors in real life where they live*

* grade 7 honors social studies- grad school philosophy: includes the objective study of religion, science as a religion/belief system and everything comprehensible by the human mind including economics, 'ologies' and theoretical 'ics' for a laugh, that requires employing the net result of Creation and/or Evolution, the human brain, that cannot objectify itself except tautologically, as if in a mirror, face to face, with yourself and what you choose to do every day.

*here - Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where each of us (humans) lives- Earth

Where are "Sane Teachers" Today? #2 - "Think Tanks" Exposed

2009-03-13T10:04:00.000-07:00

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be transported into the realm of self described geniuses who're suffering from bizarre world visions and weird global hallucinations for CommonWealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to all live like they do. Please donate generously to The Fraser Institute, however, so that at least one of their members can perhaps go back to school and earn an academic degree in any academic subject at any major academic University anywhere on Earth.

Or, even better, donate $10 US or more to The Fraser Institute https://www.fraserinstitute.org/commerce.web/supportus/donate.aspxin my name, Bryan Clifford, toward my buying a place at their "Founders Circle", $10,000 CAD so I can make fun of them in their own publications, including the products of Canwest Global like The Vancouver Sun, The Times Colonist in Victoria BC and The National comPost representing the highest and best ideals in journalism, adding significantly to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature published by the world's greatest minds in several major different, yet essentially the same, human languages that, despite clerics and other arbiters of "free speech", languages that evolve to represent real life in the real world where you live*.

Please contact Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)

with any ideas about anything at least global. Mail will be answered if it makes any sense or is amusing.

Please note, before reading further, that the "white space" below representing an "empty mind" is the property of Google Inc.

AVERAGE ORDINARY CANADIANS in 2009 WONDER?:

Why are The USA, "Great?' Britain, Western* Europe and Russia the largest markets in the world for:

- booze
- tobacco
- fast unhealthy convenience food
- pornography
- drugs,legal and not
- fluff TV, moronic movies and BS media
- guns and other weapons
- ugly often useless architecture
- predatory salespeople and corrupt businesses
- comic life(as)styles of obviously emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're, generally, trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies in Vancouver BC, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and chronically narcissistic attention seeking adult aged brat children?

A CRITIQUE OF CON-TEMPORARY ECONOMIC THEORY AND
POLITICAL SCIENCE (whatever that means?):

The first lecture I heard in economic theory was about 50 years ago in junior high school in Calgary Alberta Canada.

Calgary then contained the largest population of expatriate oil and gas finding genius Americans in the world, about 30,000 typical obnoxious socially challenged rejects from The USA bringing with them American Culture as in the movies and on TV, often with wealthy yet socially and otherwise illiterate slob families, who were and are a joke in The USA to Real Americans*, moo-ving from Texas and Oklahoma, to the delight of "Sane Texans" and "Sane Oklahomans" Oklahomanians? Oklahomites??? .

The school I was attending was "Vincent Massey Junior High", and the class was grade 7 honors social studies, the teacher, Mr. Mac Donald, was about 30 years old, and began the term with a lecture that went something like this:

"Good morning class, my name is Mr. MacDonald. If you're here toward getting a University education to make money, please drop out now and become a plumber,accountant, salesperson, drug dealer (pharmacist?) , politician, or criminal, rather than wasting my time. (today of course that would include webmaster, drop-outs blogging for money, ad executives etc.)

And, if there's anyone in this class that's smarter than I are, please let me know, because I have much to learn."

IS COMPLIMENTARY "WHITE SPACE' behind this text PROVIDED BY GOOGLE SANE?

The 'white space' below is for the average ordinary blog reader to take time to think about this and other questions.

Empty your mind of all except the basic element of your being. Become your little helpless 'inner child/baby' when you were age 0 to 3. Perhaps a gleam in your mother's eye? A potential kid (livestock) within what kindergarten means to psychotics, by their own definitions, who,even today, "have?' children as pets, toys or dolls, perhaps after 'having?' secks, instead of 'having?' lunch? Livestock , human resources, to raise and reap and feed on within tribal, and thus inherently racial, creepy "family values" promoted by psychotics, by their own definitions, who're suffering from weird world visions and, they claim, global (once flat?) thinking about way complicated stuff requiring higher.... intelligence. And they must be very bright, non of them work for a living at anything worthwhile yet live like kings and/or like all The USA's and Canada's politicians do.

The 'white space' below is empty of all the feelings, sensations, pain, touch, sights, smells, tastes and, most important, sounds- including voices- you heard as a baby, infant and toddler, when your mother, Parents and other Adults must have seemed like Gods (in the image of man?) to you? Perhaps teaching you tribal, and thus inherently racial, gender roles? Boys will be boys...and girls are sugar and spice and everything nice? Training boys, from birth, as with Hindus, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and The Nazis, to be obsessed with "what women want". Women we must hope are sane?

The 'white space' below is an allowance for reason and logic to define your existence among 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today.

If you have read this far, you are capable of choosing to become a Canadian..., for example, per The Canadian Dream, Global Canada, and a subject of The Holy Canadian Empire, The 5th Reich, New Canada and CommonWealth (communism) for everyone on Earth to live like the average blog reader does,you?, sitting on your butt staring at what's, after all, a TV (monitor) perhaps lOOking for answers about the meaning of your life?

The 'white space' below is a tabula rosa, a clean slate, for the pen*, that's, they say, mightier than the sWORD?= The word processor that's mightier than all the weapons of individual and mass destruction in the hands of psychotics, by their own definitions, today = this and other blogs that, we, the humans, hope helps you share a laugh at yourself?

Please stare at the 'white space' below as if it was a one way mirror I'm behind watching you "through a glass darkly" ...because, as you may know, in each newer LCD or plasma TV, monitor and laptop screen and digital converter there's a tiny camera installed by the government of the world.

Also, as you may know, all new computers have a 'special chip' in them that transmits your location and what your thinking to Egypt where there's a huge NEW Google server that looks like an ancient pyramid but is really thousands of huge very heavy boxes filled with $US, gold and other shiny rocks and treasures, stacked up to, like, 10,000 ft. and topped with a pyramid shaped space-ship where Google executives are planning, even as you read this, to force all humans to on Earth to become Canadians and enjoy The Canadian Dream:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Americans

2. access to adequate medical care for all Americans provided by sane medical professionals where prostitution, politics, crime and wrestling, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade. The USA?

3. a proper public funded grade 7 or better (higher... advanced?) education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments, before anyone can vote, occupy public (funded) office, become President of The USA, an (elected) senator, judge, medical doctor or journalist, or, most important, teach anyone anything.

However, really, like, the Ancient Pyramids and other huge useless buildings, even today, were probably built thousands of years ago with the help of aliens or really stupid slaves? Admired today by psychotics, by their own definitions, where touring (wandering around) is apparently an industry? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

So, as you stare at the 'white space' below with your mind empty and your thoughts focused on 'nothingness' and the void, because the creatures that refer to us as "humane rezources?" as if they're not human themselves, are always lOOking for "suckers" to sell something to, you will begin to remember being programmed by your socially and otherwise illiterate Parents and Teachers to become mindless consumers of "goods?' and "services".

You will recall the past 50 years of ads that create 'demand' for junk no-one needs, Junk that's happily supplied by mer-chants (sea songs?) in a now borderless global 'marketplace' as promoted by psychotic econo-in-the-mists who're functions of "pimp governments" that are, in turn, functions of ancient creepy "pimp religions" that target human children as the NeXt generation of consumers/customers, within CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like most genius American movie and TV stars, articulate high iQ professional athletes, lottery winners and all Canada's and The USA's politician do today?

COMPLIMENTARY "WHITE SPACE" BELOW IS THE PROPERTY OF GOOGLE INC., i.e. GLOBAL GOOGLE, AND CANNOT BE SOLD, REPRODUCED OR RE-BROADCAST WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM GOOGLE

COMPLIMENTARY WHITE SPACE

However, I am, with Goggle's permission per http://www.google.ca/accounts/TOS?loc=CA selling 'off-white and colored space' on my blog to advertisers who provide me with sophisticated 'embedded flash images' that strobe so quickly only your subconscious mind sees and records pictures worth a thousand words to morons, and text with Koranic and Biblical, Hindu and Buddhist, Judeo-Christian and Global Canada, Nazi and Orwellian, moronic media and other satanic messages. Strobing cartoon images and comic text hypnotizing you toward enjoying laughter (at yourself), as the best medicine? And/or at least taking absolute responsibility for what you choose to do every day, especially if you're a parent or guardian, in public (funded) office*, public (funded) jobs and public (funded) schools, and/or a "Sane Adult" anywhere on Earth today?

HOW GENERATION Y* (WHY?) HAS BECOME BORED WITH AGING BOOMERS AND THE WHINING SNIVELING GENERATION X OF EQUALLY SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE GREEDY DEPRAVED DRUNK DRUGGY ILLITERATE SAVAGES THAT DEFINE THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE ELSE AS 'SEcksUALS' PER TRIBAL (AND THUS RACIAL) UGLY "FAMILY VALUES?" AMONG PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, WHO ALSO IDENTIFY WITH (OTHER) ANIMALS AND PERHAPS HAVE DIAMONDS AND DOGS AS BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE, LIKE, THEY'RE CLINICALLY INSANE

As you know, and as Google and others tell us, the average blog reader with a $1000+ computer connected to $100 month high speed internet with time to sit on our butts for hours (I'm retired= bored) is lOOking for 'intelligent conversation' with like minded people who are hopefully, as here, sympathetic with the plight of aging boomers on North America and elsewhere who're, generally, it seems, obsessed with demon-strating to today's youth, generation Y (WHY?), that socially and otherwise illiterate savages always make fools of themselves when wealth allows adult aged children to play house and play family where you live, desperately trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how Adolph Hitler and The Nazis, who were elected, would have lived if The Axis Powers, Germ-many, Italy (as Rome = The Roman Catholic Church), The entire Japanese Empire and Rome-mania had won WW2?

Or... I guess?, the real question is, just how stupid is the average German, Italian, Japanese, Rome-anian and/or American Moron today, compared to the average Allied survivor of WW2 as the "we won the war" generation then, magically, beginning in 1945, The USA, Japan, Germany and "Great?' Britain slowly became the largest so called industrialized economies the world has ever seen?

MORE COMPLIMENTARY "WHITE SPACE" FROM GOOGLE INC. BELOW

If you see a jumping monk-ey above it means that you are not mentally ill but also that, in a former life, you were among the royalty and other great historical heroes of your tribe (race) so shouldn't have to work for a living because you are, like, very special. A fact that will be discovered eventually by a prince or princess looking for rich people with huge... brains resulting from millions of years of evolution producing the brightest and best people on Earth today amid 6+ billion people in 200+ countries who look to the world's greatest scholars, most intelligent intellectuals and sane philosophers to become political leaders elected into public (funded) office by populations of sane adults as in Canada, per The Canadian Dream: everyone in Canada living like Canada's politicians and bureauc-rats do?

NB- Please read TERMS and CONDITIONS http://www.google.ca/accounts/TOS?loc=CA for USING DEFINED 'WHITE SPACE' ON ANY Blogger BLOGS before you copy/paste and/or otherwise steal my idea that, however, is the property of the world's greatest inventor, an Irishman of course, Pat Pending.

The 'white space' above is provided by Google free of charge and is only to be used within Goggle's terms and condition of use, privacy policies and other codicils, written and implied, and cannot be copied or re-transmitted without the written consent of Google and/or the author of this blog or our agents without severe penalties. Please notify The FBI, The RCMP, KGB or other public (funded) police forces or agencies if you suspect there's been a violation of Google's or my proprietary rights re: defined 'white space' on blogs as explained above.

Note: space/backgrounds other than white representing an "empty mind" are in the process of being developed by SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute... for Global Studies, such as 'black space', 'polka dot space' and 'tartan space', for example, with all proceeds of sales donated to The University of British Columbia, UBC, in the hope of creating an "School of Journalism" there offering PhDs in (English) Journalism, the NEWEST profession where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling and crime, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade. Certainly Canada. Where you live?

WORKING FOR A LIVING IN THE 21st CENTURY

With the advent of robotics, computer assisted everything and less and less access to a proper grade 7 or better (higher...advanced?) public funded education, the 21st century looms ahead as a future without hope for people whose identity is derived from their jobs (Job was a moron in The Bible), who define themselves in terms of possessions and/or are practicably devoid of human intellect required to work for a living at anything worthwhile in the 21st century.

Thus, willingly, these morons will increasingly become functions of other mindless idiots who're also psychotic, by their own definitions, many trained from birth to regard themselves as members of a tribe (race) within creepy "family values" among socially and otherwise illiterate savages that define themselves, and thus everyone else, as "sexuals" with their behaviors predicated on body functions, violence and, generally, trying to be more like "what women want" where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, are apparently professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

Where pimp governments collect "income tax" and "pimp religions" collect tithes penalizing productive work while rewarding an always increasingly embarrassing comic "elite?" of cartoon pseudo-intellectuals and obviously emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions; who could benefit from contacting http://www.psych.org/ ASAP, a bizarre "class system" develops that's, they say, similar to/the same as social hierarchies among groups of (other) animals ultimately leading to both evolutionary theory's "survival of the fittest" and creationist theory's "man in the image of God" producing the same result, i.e. "Moron Man" as a function of "what women want". Women we must hope are sane? Liberated to DO! what? Equal to whom? Equally psychotic 'men?'?

My next blog will explore the future of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today all becoming more like American movie and TV heroes and living like American movie and TV stars do today, desperately trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for how all American (and Canadian) politicians live today.

Truly,

Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)

-Publisher of The CBC Press (self appointed) but the entirely public funded bastards who're direct functions of the incumbent Canadian federal government in public (funded) office won't pay me

-Co-Founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens' World Institute... for Global Studies attempting to mock other 'think tanks' of self proclaimed geniuses, non of whom have a legitimate academic degree from any local* University

*pen- as in penitentiary, pentagram, Pentagon, pencil, pendulum, Pennsylvania etc., all signs of The D'evil = Witchcraft and Satanic processes including miracles Jesus (HeyZeus) supposedly performed in The Bible, making Him a war-lock and pagan in The Holy Land, a politically polluted social sewer and economic joke 2000 years and today. Which, of course, generates Christian reason, logic and common sense today as defined by our brightest and best sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers perhaps teaching the truth at Canada's and other major academic Universities?

*generation Y (WHY?)- sane youth and young adults and ordinary/average/normal people of all ages, of either official gender, wealthy and not, in public (funded) office or working for a living, of all races (tribes). People (humans) with iQs over 100 (average/normal) required to read this blog and/or the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by "sane journalists/writers" concerned with real life in the real world where they lived 5000 years ago and and we all live today, Earth.

*public (funded) office- basically all "offices" are publicly funded in Canada, with rent paid either through tithes=income tax, other taxes or selling stuff to consumers/customers, or in communism/fascism/socialism, forcing people to buy stuff predetermined by psychotics, by their own definitions, to be "good for the people" rather than allowing choices by hopefully socially and otherwise literate populations of "Sane Adults" deciding what's worth buying or not.

*Real Americans- humans who live and work for a living in The USA and mind their own fu.king business per "The American Dream":

1. adequate food, clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Americans

2. adequate medical care provided by sane doctors perhaps employed by "sane governments" "of the people" (humans) elected "by the people (sane humans" and legislating "sane laws" "for the people" to be ruled by

3. a proper public (funded) grade 7 or better (higher... advanced?) education for all Americans provided by ""Sane Teachers" before any American can drive a car, occupy public (funded) office, become President of The USA, a senator, congressperson, judge, teach anyone anything, become a medical doctor and/or a journalist, the NEWest profession where prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade---> Earth!

* wherever they may be- Earth
*local-Earth
*locals- Earthlings

"Sane Teachers" - WHERE ARE THEY TODAY?

2009-03-10T08:44:00.000-07:00

If you click on the title immediately above ^ you will be introduced to what is supposed to be British Columbia's finest academic University (Universe City?) a school that, ideally, defines all that's possibly civil and good in British Columbia?

The picture above the title is of "Canada Place" in Vancouver BC I took last year in awe of what's happened to Vancouver over the 25 years I'd been in Victoria BC.

All the charm is gone, replaced by grotesque sterile ugly relatively inexpensive to build as quickly as possible Nazi style architecture . Cold re-enforced cement and cheap glass buildings usually erected with OPM, Other People's Money; including revenue from taxpayers when juvenile characters in public (funded) office get conned (or are on the take from?) mindless developers (read salespeople) and/or pimp soulless milti-national borderless international parasitic corporations and borderless world governments led by otherwise unemployable geniuses, they say, in a "Star Chamber" controlling Global Media??? except for The Internet and The World Wide Web, so far... .

So please feel free.. to contact SSWIGS c/o Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) if you have any questions about anything at least global in this regard and/or need therapy for your world visions and/or at least Universal or bigger social and other hallucinations abstracted from real life in the real world where you live*.

THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA - MY ALMA PATER

This definition of all that's possibly civil and good in BC as defined by The University of British Columbia is, of course, derivative the ideas and work, including writing, of some of The Modern World's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers at UBC who, over the past 150 years or so of BC's glorious history, since a few emotionally disturbed rejects with guns, disease and sever psychological problems, from 'Great?' Britain, Europe and Asia discovered? "The New World" (whatever than means?) and began trying to re-create the politically polluted social sewers and ugly economic toilets on "The Old World" (whatever that means?) that got rid of them, is a definition, we believe, for an ideal Global Village and CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries in 2009 to emulate (copy) and live like American movie and TV stars, royalty, lottery winners, characters that play sports real good and all Canada's, The USA's and Mexico's ersatz (fake) royalty, politicians (other) successful criminals do today.

We will be profiling Vancouver BC in this regard, toward making fun of Vancouver BC's always increasingly embarrassing and too often publicly funded comic 'elite?' who're playing house and playing family desperately trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how 12 year old would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

Please donate to Wikipedia if you can, hopefully toward a web based version of PBS with 'matching funds' from a sane American Federal Government to create a version of The Library of Congress on The Internet?

PUBLIC APPLICATION FOR ANY JOB WITH CBC, BBC, CANWEST GLOBAL OR THOMPSON TO MAKE FUN OF MEDIA MOGULS BY FLATTERING THESE GENIUSES AND THEIR DRONE EMPLOYEES IN THEIR OWN PRIMATE-IVE MEDIA PRODUCTS:

Dear ________?

I know (of) most of BC's and Canada's and The USA's hillbillies, most of whom like to be flattered, so am seeking a human publisher to hire us... to write as several 12 year old journalists/reporters, perhaps from The UK, Europe or Asia on North America, who'd be awed by how socially and otherwise illiterate savages live when wealth allows adult aged children to make fools of themselves.

Truly,

Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)

CONTACT INFO FOR PSYCHOTICS TO SHARE THEIR WORLD VISIONS, GLOBAL THINKING, at least UNIVERSAL or BIGGER HALLUCINATIONS AND OTHER DELUSIONS:

http://www.psych.org/

Or contact SSWIGS if you have any new fresh and exiting "Poor Me Storys", PMS, about your tortured childhood in little houses where a Monster Father Figure (in the image of God?); whose away working for a living much of the time, was abusing, torturing and perhaps even raping everyone, while an "Angelic Mother Figure"; who was home about 100% of the time, not driving or working outside the home, didn't know what was 'happening?' even though every human "Mother Figure" on Earth manages every moment of anything that 'happens?' in any "Human Home" that has ever existed.

Or contact us if you, like my daughters did,

need an exorcism as in one of the funniest movies ever made, The Exorcist, that begins with a teen girl disappointed that her father, Gregory Peck, didn't come home from Rome... (i.e. The Roman Catholic Church = The Holy Roman Empire = The 1st Reich + The 2nd Reich + The 3rd Reich etc. = Global Canada?) for her 12th birthday when, to psychotics, by their own definitions, she'd become a nubile (marriageable) woman of interest to emotionally disturbed perverts that define themselves, and everyone else, as "sexuals" while identifying with (other) animals.

Please tell the truth however, nothing will remain confidential. The truth will make you free they say? A good thing unless you're a prostitute, professional politician, criminal, aging lunatic at http://www.evergreenislands.org/board.shtml and/or defense lawyer when I sue chronic BSers for slander, defecation... of character... bearing false witness etc.?

HOW THE IDEA FOR GLOBAL CANADA ORIGINATED:

The Global Canada picture today is of Downtown Vancouver BC when I had the flu recently and drank a $10 Mikey of "Bols Vodka" with breakfast then accompanied my wife on The Sky Train to take biscotti she baked to http://www.dinehere.ca/restaurant.asp?r=1833
where my favorite daughter works where I had a beer for lunch then took this picture with the amazing "Canon SD1100 IS" that, it seems, translated how I was feeling into what you see?

My advice? Do not drink beer at lunch. Especially if you are older. Too much sugar. And don't mix vitamins and/or organic supplements with flu/cold medications, heroin, BC Bud and/or whatever it is my wife puts in special muffins she bakes just for me, with fresh fruits and vegetables.

Instead get lots of rest, learn to laugh at yourself with us, and rely on your and other brat adult aged children for all wisdom about anything extraterrestrial that doesn't involve working for a living at anything worthwhile.

THE SOUND OF THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE BY THE LIGHT OF THE BURNING STAR SPANGLED BANNER AND LIBERTY BURNED IN EFFIGY AS AMERICANS BEGAN TO FEED ON THEIR YOUNG, AGAIN, IN THE 60s

WHERE DID UNIVERSITIES (Universe Cities?) ORIGINATE

As you know, the model for Universities and higher... (or advanced?) education in The West*, they say, began about 3500 years ago in Greece with Greek 'men?' who, even today, seem terrified of Greek woe'men?' but very very fond of each other.

Greece consists,even today, of about 1500 islands in The Aegean where wine is still more plentiful, and thus cheaper, than potable (drinkable) water. Perhaps explaining Greek Mythology and how today's drunks and druggies enjoy similar world visions and global (once flat?) thinking devoid of simple reason and elementary logic applied to real life in the real world among "Sane Adults" like you, the average blog reader.

Bizarre ancient goofy ideas leading to pro-male homo-centric sex obsessed Greek Philosophy and Mythology (religion), Greek politics and society among The Ancients; all morons really, and "Ancient Ugly Creepy Family Values" among sex and 'sports?' obsessed adult aged children, including 'inventing?' democracy, they say, that had, however, been practiced for thousands of years previously by various (other) tribes (races), including my tribe, The Britons, whose Commanders and Chiefs, for example, were elected, beginning perhaps about 5000 years ago.

FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT ANCIENT PSYCHO ROMANS AND MY DEMOCRATIC GERM-MANIC/CELTIC HERITAGE click on 'full screen buttonbelow'
WATCH THIS v NOW!:

A process corrupted by invading tribes (races) like the psycho Romans and Germ-manic hordes of dumb yet violent vitamin and morality deprived pale 'white?' folks who're, as we know we all know today are psychotic, by their own definitions, in the context of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, all with "National Dreams" more or less like The American Dream, and CommonWealth (communism) for everyone to live like royalty and/or these characters http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

This obsession among adult aged children with life(as)styles demon-strates individual and collective psychosis the we at SSWIGS, The Sane Senior Citizens' World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, are now sure begins in the human home when Parents and other Adults must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies, infants and toddlers?

This blog, however, is about "Sane Teachers", beginning in the human home with "Sane Parents" and the possibility that "Sane Governments" in public (funded) office elected by socially and otherwise literate Adults would provide for "Sane Education Systems" employing "Sane Teachers", especially in the early grades, when Teachers must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to 5 year old children?

Butt, as you know, about 100% of Teachers in the early grades in The UK, The Brutish Empire (CommonWealth?), Canad and The USA are sugar and spice and everything nice very well paid women? Women we must hope are sane.

Perhaps women make better teachers? Because most Cauc-Asian boys are trained from birth to be-have (means exist to have/possess) like animals by insane "Parents" in The West* where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus?Mars? Where you live?

We, the humans, need education systems removed from what "kindergarten" means to the psychotics, by their own definitions, we've mentioned from time to time.

Psychotics who 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets, toys or dolls; perhaps after 'having?' sex, instead or while 'having?' lunch? Education Systems that today are, or should be, defined by local* major academic Universities and our brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers near where you live* and the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature provided by sane human journalists in several different, yet essentially the same, major human languages we all first learn as children from Parents and other Adults who must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies who, I've discovered, don't forget anything?

In fact, if you've read this far and can remember the premise, you can, perhaps with effort, remember everything that 'happened' when you were a child. A fact well known to ancient and today's priests and other creatures that regard humans as resources for tithes (taxes on incomes) as if they're not human themselves. Aliens? Parasites?

And, don't criminals and predatory salespeople, generally, regard their victims as "human resources"?

My next blog will continue with the theme "Sane Teachers"- WHERE ARE THEY TODAY? while I'm hoping to interest "Sane Youth" , generation Y (WHY?) in telling the whining sniveling Generation X and equally psychotic Boomers, to piss of and perhaps vote for "Sane People" to occupy public (funded) office instead of electing other adult aged children who look good on TV and in the movies who're usually functions of other socially and otherwise illiterate savages' agendas for comic Empires and, generally, globalization of economic and other processes that have been an international academic joke for centuries among "Sane Philosophers", "Sane Scholars" and "Sane Intellectuals" who, however, never get elected into public (funded) office, proving that democracy is flawed (in Canada) because average Canadians, vote for morons we see in public (funded) office today, this perhaps notwithstanding

Cheers,

Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)
See lunatic web page @ ---> http://snipurl.com/dm8n 7
--Lonely verile senior seeking a quiet docile rich blond bimbo with an high... iQ to share... philosophical perspectives and possibly blissful her-money and matri-money (matri means 'mother' in zombie Latin) ASAP, if my wife will let me?

-Publisher of the entirely public funded international joke "Canadian Broadcasting Corp. Press" , "CBC Press", (self appointed) but the bastards won't pay me

- Co-Founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens' World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) high.... iQ aging human beings, who have all been Parents/Guardians to human children. Human children who don't forget anything. A fact well known to perverts and priests, psychologists and ancient tithing pimp organized religions and their correlative pimp governments that tax the incomes of productive "human resources" to support a comic 'elite?' of emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who share one salient thing in common, non of them has ever worked for a living at anything worthwhile, where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime, sales and sports, for example, are apparently professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

In fact.... if you've been able to read this far and remember the premise of this blog, you too can remember, perhaps with difficulty, everything that 'happened' when you were a child.

*where you live- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*near where you live- on Earth

*The West- is actually The North, on a map, with "The East" (or Aus, Os or OZ) meaning, generally, South to Nordic tribes, i.e. 'white?' folks, who, in 2009, are referred to as "Foreign White Devils" and/or "White Ghosts" by equally demented characters of Ancient Chinese origins who also began life in the care of "Mother Figures" in China etc. Who must seem like Gods (in the image of Buddha?) to Asian, i.e. not Cauc-Asian?, babies perhaps teaching Chinese children "gender roles" from birth, to serve comic Empires and cartoon Dynasties led by psychotics, by their own definitions, as evidenced by archy-ology discovering elaborate burials of obviously demented leaders of creepy "Ancient Civilizations" that were politically polluted social sewers and ugly economic toilets in"Ancient Times" and are pathetic "Tourist Destinations" today for morons who like to wander around, while most "Sane Canadians", for example, work for a living in Canada, and are worried that fans of 'men?' sports are all gay, and like to watch buff guys running and jumping about, playing with balls, or join gangs of other guys??? all male ferocious armies.. navies... or yore and today,The Masons, The KKK, gay communities, all religious leaders are male, 95% of homeless IN WINTER in Canada and The USA are men??? 95% of prisoners in jail in 2009 in Canada and The USA are men??? ... all obsessed with "what women want" and, perhaps, taught from birth to 'think?' like animals (and computers) do, guided by "codes" like HTML, but also DNA. . . leading to the eternal question ---- DID GOD, The Creator of everything imaginable inside and outside the Universe, also create THE HUMAN BRAIN/MIND that, at birth, is perfect, but then gets fukked up by insane parents as/and insane socially and otherwise illiterate yet very well paid lazy slob teachers http://snipurl.com/avnmw? And we've all met at least one of those.

* juvenile team of greedy gutless socially and otherwise illiterate geeks- a term of endearment in Canada, New England and Old England describing social rejects often overcompensating for, say, being dropouts from American kindergarten colleges and factory Universities pumping out mindless drones in The USA who're academically challenged robotic functions of how machines work

Nothing of the above "real history" is taught in any schools today. Schools, including Universities, infested with very well paid socially and otherwise illiterate slobs who, perhaps, some claim, were emotionally, intellectually and perhaps physically raped as children? Forced to become "human resources", objects/commodities, to psychotics, by their own definitions, who, I guess?, aren't human themselves? Aliens? Blood sucking insects? Parasites? Predatory Salespeople? Pervert Parents? etc.

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as "human resources"?

BOOMER BASHING - AN EPIDEMIC IN 'GREAT?' BRITAIN, WESTERN EUROPE AND THE USA TODAY

2009-03-06T07:24:00.000-08:00

If you click on the title above ^ you will be introduced to Mary T Cleary's attempt to address the fact that every boy on Earth, so far, was first exposed to a "Mother Figure" in terms of touch, smell, sight, taste and, most important to the thesis of this blog, sound ---> of a "Mother's Voice", everyone's first teacher. Mother's we must hope are sane.

MEN BASHING- AN EPIDEMIC IN 'GREAT?' BRITAIN TODAY, ESPECIALLY ENGLAND, WHERE BOYS ARE TRAINED FROM BIRTH TO RESPECT THE INALIENABLE RIGHTS OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO LIFE, LIBERTY (TO DO! SOMETHING WORTHWHILE?) AND "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS" , I.E.THE PURSUIT OF "MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL WELLNESS" CONSISTENT WITH ENJOYING A social iQ OVER 100 (AVERAGE/NORMAL) AMONG HUMANS

In The West*, including Canada, average men who work for a living die, most gratefully?, about ten years younger than average women.

In England reported domestic violence against (gentle)men is 5 times greater than incidents reported (to the police) of "battered wives" by goons who, I guess?, may not have enough chari$ma to impress fee-males there?

Women who are usually about 10 years younger than the men they "marry" i.e hook "good catches" they hope, where drones and goons are expected to be 'good providers' for "what women want". Women we must hope are sane?

Eventually leaving most wealth in so called "Industrialized Countries" today controlled by liberated women. Liberated to DO! what???: Spend the money on wine men and song then join AA etc.? Where touring (wandering around) is an industry? And snowbirdbrains, as Canadians are called by Americans who live and work in Florida and Southern California, for example, embarrass "Sane Canadians", most of whom live and work for a living in Canada, hopefully sharing a laugh at Canada's always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' of adult aged children who need audiences of 'the poor' to admire their life(as)styles of the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed.

Women who live about 20 years longer than their "mates" or "husbands":

Husband from the Olde English "house-bound", a derogatory description of men by history's psychotics, by their own definitions, who, even today, seem terrified of woe'men?' but very fond of each other.

Heroic psychotic men in literature written by adult aged boys, heroic emotionally disturbed men in movies produced and directed by other juvenile men, and heroic men in TV shows about fierce strong dauntless yet narcissistic and schizophrenic bi-polar 'men?' preferring the company of other 'men?' in ferocious ancient and today's armies; and we all know about navies, biker and other gangs, the Masons, The KKK, all male senates of yore, all male parliaments, legislatures, congresses, gay communities, characters in bibles and other adventure Storys about various Holy Lands etc.. All apparently terrified of women, yet obsessed with "what women want" where prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, are apparently professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHO WORLD VISIONS AND BI-POLAR GLOBAL (ONCE FLAT?) THINKING CAN BE CURED. DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR SANE HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A BETTER LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD:

Please contact Bryan Clifford BsD if, while you are sober, you are still suffering from uncontrollable weird world visions, UWWVs, grotesque global thinking, GGDs, and/or any other at least Universal or bigger social, political, economic or any hallucinations and delusions of any sort.

These psychological problems are, as you know, promoted by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, even today, somehow objectify 'the human condition', 'the human experience', 'humanity' and/or 'human resources' as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Parasites? Predatory Salespeople? Blood Sucking Insects?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

Treatment for these hallucinations and delusions, obtuse global thinking, weird world visions and other 'psychological problems' can be accessed near where you live in Canada or The USA by enrolling in a proper public (funded) junior high school grade 7 or better (higher... advanced?) class taught by a 'sane teacher*', including some elementary logic and simple reason relative to real life in the real world where you live*.

Failing that, again, please contact Bryan Clifford BsD so we can share a laugh at 'the poor', the homeless and children in Canada and The USA in winter who, however, thank God and Bill Gates et al, have increasing access to TV, radio+pictures, including movies and U Tube etc., all over the world (Earth) today. Perhaps beginning to wonder 'What The F.ck?' is wrong with adults in 2009?

The Global Canada picture today is of the world's largest malignant flora tumor removed from a really big tree by "Samurai of the Forests" called "fallers" in Canada who, at best, clear areas for human settlement with 'selective logging' and at worst 'clear cut' forests destroying watersheds and polluting everything then, in primitive places like BC, the same logging companies, sometimes by different names, get paid by governments to clean up the mess they made?

We, SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens' Institute... for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, will also continue to try to make fun of the idea that CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like royalty, politicians, (other) successful criminals, lottery winners, oil and shiny rock finding geniuses, real estate flippers, stock market manipulators, bankers, landlords (landgods?), characters that play sports real good, movie and TV stars and most of these assholes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires do in 2009, is viable... globally?

However, since we live in Vancouver BC, SWWIGS will concentrate on making fun of BC's comic 'elite?' who, as you know, like to be flattered in terms of their achievements and their ability to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for how all Canada's, The USA's and Mexico's politicians and bureaucrats and others in public (funded) office live today.

Our blogs will be shorter, more to the point and, generally, we hope, more fun for both the authors and the reader... whomever that may be.

So, this blog will be about "women's liberation" (to DO! what???"), "what men want" today, and also "what women want". Women we must hope are sane.

The thesis of this blog will, once again, be relative to the idea that, while Global Canada as a concept is absurd, Global Washington DC, for example, as a model for an ideal Global Village, is even funnier. Given that the average American male today may be the stupidest product of either Creationist Theory or Evolution and getting dumber and dumber as functions of 'American Women' in terms of 'what women want' from American drones and goons where, they say, prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?

However, it's also interesting to us at SSWIGS to see what ads are generated on a blog like this, and if there are any humans involved in "content" on a blog intended to be purely altruistic and designed to serve the general good and civil behaviors of human adults who choose to do what we do every day? A blog that. we hope, asks the question " is there intelligent life on The USA today?" and/or "What The Fu.k Happened to The American Dream?":

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for ALL Americans

2. adequate medical care for ALL Americans

3. a proper public (funded) grade 7 or better (higher...advanced?) education for ALL Americans before anyone can drive a car, vote, occupy public (funded) office, become a teacher, jurist, medical doctor or journalist etc..

Imagine http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1847778207986315796&hl=en

This blog will be edited and added to as we get time from looking for a new Mercedes to impress 'the poor' and maybe moo-ving to a castle in Vancouver BC.

Cheers,

Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) PhD (UCLA) and, more pertinent to blogging, grade 7 (second form) honors graduate 50 years ago

-Lonely man seeking a quiet rich blond woman with an high... iQ to share... companionship and possible matri-money ASAP if my wife will let me

-Publisher (self appointed) of The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. Press, CBC* Press, but the bastards won't pay me

- Founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior -Citizens' World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, remotely associated with The University of British Columbia, UBC, and The UBC Press, that should define all that's possibly civil and good in BC, with respect to BC's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers, i.e. sane teachers (professors) employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

-Retired (bored) Canadian-Canadian who finds rejects from 'Great?' Britain, Europe, Asia and The USA et al amusing as they try to re-create the politically polluted social sewers, creepy cultures and ugly economic toilets that got rid of them here on Canada and. generally, 'The New World' (whatever that means?) using thousands of years of exploitative (exploitive) and destructive technology developed on 'The Old World' (whatever that means?) combined with psychotic economic theories that have been an international academic joke for centuries, to, basically, satisfy the nesting ambitions of socially and otherwise illiterate savages who're, generally, trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for movie and TV life(as)styles, including here* in Vancouver BC.

* The West- is actually, on a map, The North, per eccentric/concentric migrations of primitive hunting and gathering tribes (races) away from the 'sun belt' after using up all the natural resources there, then looking for 'The Promised Land' of 'milk and honey' to 'go forth and multiply' in so there'd be more and more 'human resources' to tithe and tax to support the life(as)styles of an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' of psychotics, by their own definitions, who, even today, seem terrified of woe'men?' and/or working for a living, but very very fond of each other as with Greek fraternities, preisthoods, The Masons, biker and other gangs, The Vatican, gay communities, organized religion, ferocious armies and navies, all male senates, legislatures, parliaments, judiciaries, congresses of yore and today, exclusive boys will be boys clubs, Universities were once resticted to 'men?' only, 95% of homeless in Canada and The USA (in winter) are men, 95% of prisoners in 2009 in Canada and The USA are men today, yet about 100% of humans over all of human history, so far, were first exposed to "Mother Figures" ---> everyone's first teacher?

*sane teachers- wil be discussed in my next blog as the possible solution to morons being elected into public (funded) office by populations of socially and otherwise illiterate savages who, as individuals, were likely intellectually, spiritually and perhaps otherwise raped as children when Parenst and other Adults must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies, infants and toddlers.

CBC- an entirely pubic funded Clown Coropration and function of the incumbent federal government in Canada and clone of The British Broadcasting Corp. that continues to represent The Comic British Empire and CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to ape... roylaty and/or live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how Adolf Hitler, for example, and The Nazi comic 'elite?', who were elected, would have lived if Germ-many, Italy (as Rome), The Japanese Empire and Rome-mania had won WW2?

Thanks for listening.... stay tuned.... my next blog will explore "Sane Teachers" employed by "Sane Governments" in public (funded) office in Canada and where you live*.

*where you live- Earth

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

Hope for "Sane Media" in Beautiful Vancouver By The Sea

2009-02-19T11:57:00.000-08:00

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD with questions about anything at least global*

if you're too young
or too stupid to vote watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm2Mdma2dXw

Click here! ---> The Canadian Dream to see how Canadian media could compete successfully to defeat global ignorance and set new standards for journalists to aspire to.

If you click on the the title "Hope for "Sane Media" in Beautiful Vancouver by the Sea" above ^ you will be exposed to interesting yet superficial information about Vancouver BC and one instance of how my tribe (race--> "white?" folks?) transposed 'Great?' Britain's and Europe's politically polluted social sewer economically insane ideas for so called civilization from The Old World, whatever that means, onto The New World, whatever that means?

Excerpt:
History

Main article: History of Vancouver

Archaeological records indicate that the presence of Aboriginal people in the Vancouver area dates back 4,500–9,000 years.^[29]^[30] The city is located in the traditional territories of Skwxwú7mesh, Xwméthkwyiem, and Tseil-waututh peoples of the Coast Salish group.^[31] They had villages in parts of present-day Vancouver, such as Stanley Park, False Creek, and along Burrard Inlet. Some of these still exist in North Vancouver, West Vancouver, and near Point Grey.

The first European to explore the coastline of present-day Point Grey and part of Burrard Inlet was José María Narváez of Spain, in 1791, although Samuel Bawlf contends that Francis Drake may have visited the area in 1579^[32]. George Vancouver explored the inner harbour of Burrard Inlet in 1792 and gave various places British names.^[33]

A staged portrait of the first Vancouver City Council meeting after the 1886 fire. The tent shown was on the east side of the 100 block Carrall.^[34]

The explorer and North West Company trader Simon Fraser and his crew were the first Europeans known to have set foot on the site of the present-day city. In 1808, they traveled from the east, down the Fraser River perhaps as far as Point Grey, near the University of British Columbia.^[35]

HOW TO DEFINE THE CITY YOU LIVE IN OR NEAR

Similarly you can define every major city on Earth today in terms of tribal (racial) nesting agendas associated with potentials for CommonWealth (communism) for, say, 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to share The American (or Chinese?) Dream relative, basically, to "what women want", and various movie and TV "family values" perhaps best defined with reference to how our brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers (includes religion) lived in the past and how Earth's geniuses live today?

Every ancient so called civilization, as you know, was led by obviously emotionally disturbed psychotic 'men?" who're, generally, even today, desperately trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how socially and otherwise illiterate slobs live when wealth allows adult aged children to make fools of themselves, like most of these morons do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires as individuals.

NB- Please to Wikipedia if you can. There should, however, be matching funds from The American and other Federal Governments to create a version of The Library of Congress et al on The Internet; and so Jimmy Wales, who must have better things to do, stops begging?

And, try using dogpile for less bias and better search results

The Canadian Dream: Global Canada
A BRIEF OBSERVATION ABOUT HOW little CANADA COULD DEFEAT MEDIA GIANTS ASSOCIATED WITH COMIC SUPERPOWERS TODAY

BARACK OBAMA IS A CANADIAN!!!
BECAUSE HE'S WAY TOO SMART TO BE AN AMERICAN

The link below will allow you to see that President Obama is, in fact, a Canadian, and thus a function of The Canadian Dream, including Americans minding their own f...ing business until The USA becomes civilized and provides ADEQUATE! food, clothing and shelter (and access to medical care) for all Americans

You will also notice that President Obama writes with his left hand, meaning that his right brain dominates his intellect and speech, while his left brain, perhaps especially as Commander and Chief of The American Armed Forces, is, they say, engaged in a dialogue with the right brain that, ultimately, results in behaviors exhibited among sane humans combining the "whole brain" like an analogue computer to effect, say, interpretations of HTML???

THE CANADIAN DREAM AMONG SANE PEOPLE

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/03/06/global-image-canada.html

However, the authors of Global Canada, the blog, are more concerned with ideas among groups of geniuses with world visions who, they claim, are suffering from global (once flat?) thinking and at least universal or bigger social and other hallucinations in 2009 for a Global Village for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, all with "National Dreams" more or less like The Canadian Dream:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians

2. adequate medical care for all Canadians provided by sane medical doctors employed by sane governments "of the people" (humans) elected "by the people" (sane humans) and legislating sane laws "for the people" (Canadians) to be ruled by, to set a good example for Americans per The Canadian Dream shared by "Sane Canadians"

3. a grade 7 or better (higher... or advanced?) proper public (funded) education for all Canadians before anyone can drive a car, vote, occupy public (funded) office, become Prime (or other) Minister, teach anything to anyone, practice law or medicine, or be a journalist, the NEWest profession where, however, prostitution, politics, crime and sports, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade.

So today, once again, Global Canada will be promoting Vancouver BC as an ideal model for a Global Village as defined by Canada's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers at Canada's major academic Universities (Universe Cities?) in 2009. A Global Village for all 6+ billion people in 200+ countries on Earth today wanting to be more like The Average Canadian as defined by psychotics, by their own definitions, at Statistics Canada who discuss The Average Canadian "Family Unit" of "human resources" as if they're not human themselves? Aliens? Public (funded) Parasites? Blood sucking insects?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims and human resources?

THE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH OF TRADITIONAL JOURNALISM AND THE RISE OF "PHOENIX PUBLISHING" FROM THE ASHES OF "PULP FICTION' NEWSPAPERS' 5000 YEAR HISTORY OF PRINT, INCLUDING HTML TODAY, AND LOCAL* NEWS PROVIDED BY SANE HUMAN BEINGS REPRESENTED BY YESTERDAY'S AND TODAY'S SCHOLARS, INTELLECTUALS AND PHILOSOPHERS (includes religion)---> THE WORLD'S BRIGHTEST AND BEST GENIUSES, WITH VALID DEGREES IN ACADEMIC SUBJECTS, TAUGHT BY "SANE TEACHERS" EMPLOYED BY "SANE GOVERNMENTS" (in Canada?) CONSISTING OF "SANE PEOPLE" IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE???

There seems to be much whining among 'traditional?' journalists today about how local* NEWS is disappearing as provided by, it seems, most often, socially and otherwise illiterate savages who're, as journalists, perhaps not integrated with locals* where they are?

So we at Global Canada, is association with SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, would like to suggest that the very nature of journalism has changed over the past 20 years or so since TV=radio+pictures, including movies and Internet, has become increasingly available to more and more of 'the poor' required as audiences for CommonWealth (or communism) promoted by ancient economists (bankers) and today's socially and otherwise illiterate econo-in-the-mists, political scientists (whatever that means?) and today's philosophers who, it seems, have one thing in common; non of them have ever worked for a living at anything worthwhile?

Random thought #1 about real local* NEWS about the real world in 2009 http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0304/p99s01-duts.html
not even mentioned in Canada's Pimp Press or on Canadian TV.

It's after 8:am here* and I should get ready for work, so, instead of rattling on about global stuff, and to see what 'happens' I will make a list of things I want here in Vancouver BC so I can better impress my peers and "the poor" if I could afford:

1. a really big house or a castle or mansion or chateau in Vancouver BC or San Diego, my favorite place, with a view of the ocean and at least 15 bedrooms with full ensuite bathrooms so all my relatives, who're all full of shit, could visit and park their Mercedes, Ferrari, Lexus, ridiculous SUV's, huge motor homes and other embarrassments to sane people on my yellow brick driveway

2. "Martha Stewart" as a maid and "Jack Daniels" as a butler and "George W Bush" (now unemployed?) as a chauffeur for my bullet proof and laser guided missile proof limousine to OZ (Washington DC) to meet The Wizard... i.e. George Washington (who had lots of slaves) and was, in fact, essentially a Brit who, like all the other rejects from 'Great?' Britain then, was trying to re-create the ugly disgusting circumstances that got rid of them.

3. any or all of these geniuses as "financial advisers" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

Sincerely,

Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)---> and, more important to this blog, grade 7 honors graduate 52 years ago

- Publisher of The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. Press, CBC Press, (self appointed) but the entirely public funded bastards won't pay me

-Founder of SSWIGS. The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute... for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) Senior Citizens.

*global-Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where we (the humans) and you live- Earth