Thursday, July 2, 2009

"Sane Canadians" in Public (funded) Office Today?


Hell-o.... to other common everyday normal average human beings who work for a living at something worthwhile then get tithed and/or pay income tax* to support an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' who somehow objectify 'the human condition', 'the human experience', 'humanity' and my favorite 'human resources, as if they're not human themselves... Aliens? ... Parasites?...Zombies? Leaches?.. Vampires?

And don't criminals, generally, regard their victims and 'human resources'?

I am "Bryan Clifford" a 64 year old Earthling (local) with a $1000 computer and $100 month access to high speed internet, who'd like to help you enjoy a 'relationship?' with real life in the real world today.

I'd like to speak to you today about Commonwealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries in 2009 all living like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, won lotteries, played sports real good, were genius American movie and TV stars or otherwise rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, like ancient and con-temporary British royalty.

The theme, Sane Governments in Public (funded) Office in Canada, begs for a definition of the idea and word 'sane', however:

I think 'sane' means, basically, adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day. This blog perhaps notwithstanding?

However, in the context of potentials for Commonwealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like royalty does and all Canada's politicians, bureaucrats, professional athletes, lottery winners and others do, 'sane' may have another meaning among those of us with iQs over 100 (average/normal) and a proper grade 7 or better (higher? advanced?) public funded academic education provided by 'sane' teachers?

'Sane', aside from adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day, may also mean accepting that there's a sane 'higher power' and Creator of everything inside and outside The Universe including The Human Brain?

So this blog will be devoted to trying to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that The Human Brain cannot possibly objectify itself without addressing 'absolutes' like left and right, light=white and dark=black and several 'infinities', like the set of all prime numbers, for example, but also the possibility that Canada's education system is infested with very well paid socially and otherwise illiterate unionized and associated adult aged children who're functions of a Satanic agenda where no-one takes responsibility for what they do?

This blog will not have any pictures worth a thousand words to morons and millions of dollars to advertisers, but will instead attempt to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Bryan Clifford is sane today after 64 years and 3 months of living an elaborate lie after being born in Calgary Alberta; only once my mother (86) says; she was there apparently?

The lie, The D'evil's only effective tool, they say, resulted from my being told as a baby that I was the resurrection/reincarnation of The Baby Jesus, The Son of God, and would become The Savior of The World, eventually, if I converted myself, again, from being a Jew to becoming a Christian and taking absolute responsibility for what I choose to do every day, but in The New Holy Land, God's Country, Alberta where, as a baby. I was visited by 3 Wise Men who'd followed a star... and gave me, a baby, gold and perfume that, to this day, my mother, she says, has in a safety deposit box in Switzerland.

Then... last week at 3am on Sunday morning PST I endured an epiphany of such persuasive power and insight that, since then, I've been unable to continue trying to make fun of the behaviors of adult aged children in Canada who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for how I'd now like to live if I was rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obvioulsy emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires

So I've decided to try to get elected into public (funded) office in Canada or The USA or Mexico (the 10th richest country on Earth) not only to avoid working for a living at anything worthwhile ever again, but also impress my wife and children with how clever I am. Wondering, however, since they know me better than anyone else, if they'd vote for me?

So, if there's anyone out there who'd like to nominate/sponsor me to make fun of adult aged children from public (funded) office as a member of your 'party?'
Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford) ASAP because, as you can see, I'm bored (retired) and would like to help implement The Canadian Dream I learned in grade 7 honors social studies when I was 12, even if only here* in Vancouver BC:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians, especially in winter

2. adequate medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to be sick, injured, disabled etc., provided by medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, acting and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

3. a proper grade 7 or better (higher?advanced?) public funded academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office for all Canadians before we can vote, drive a car, be Prime (or other) Minister, teacher, medical doctor, jurist or journalist in Canada

4. 'Sane Media' provided by "Sane Canadians" who take absolute responsibility for broadcasting and publishing the truth.

Truly.

Arthur "Bryan Clifford"

*income tax- creates a disincentive for productive pro-active worthwhile work, including labor, while, traditionally, as with in feudal times and now, encouraging youth to seek easier ways of 'making money?' like crime, politics, sales, sports, politics, prostitution etc.

*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth

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