Tuesday, July 14, 2009

CANADA'S MOST EMBARRASSING NEIGHBOR, THE COMICAL USA

Heil Y'all,

The 'Global Canada' Picture today is of a 'The Canadian Salute Monument' in The mighty Fraser River near where I live in New Westminster BC, the first official Capital City of BC, now an overcrowded rather seedy suburb of Vancouver BC, where I've lived and worked for a living for most of the past 45 years sharing a laugh with other locals* at BC's rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed adult aged children who're, generally, trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among sane people with iQs over 100 (average/normal) .

The Fraser River has been used as a toilet by my tribe (British, actually German) for the past 100 years or so, along with every other body or stream of water we 'white?' folks settle near all over the world.

The "Canadian Salute"is based on an ancient native/aboriginal greeting and non-verbal indication of reverence, fear and respect for anemic alcoholic vitamin deprived Europeons on really big boats with guns, diseases and severe psychological problems.

This salute has been adopted by Canadians and is used today to greet Americans and other foreigners to The Canadian Dream described below.

If combined with spitting, sticking the tongue out and/or slapping the elbow while saluting, this gesture may be interpreted as an insult today, especially by politicians, lawyers and (other) criminals. So be careful who you greet this way.

THE CANADIAN DREAM
INCLUDING FOR AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE

1. adequate food clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Canadians

2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) academic education for all Canadians provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate free medical care for all Canadians who don't choose to become sick, mentally or physically ill, disabled (an in-valid?) , infirm?, abnormal, but perhaps, as with life insurance, extra fees for medical insurance based on stupid choices like eating too much, sucking on tobacco and other 'smoking' (a marketing term) products, choosing to abuse drugs and/or alcohol and other self-abusive behaviors

4. since income tax is a form of tithe and is a disincentive for Canadian 'human resources*' (objects/commodities?---> peasants/suckers) to do productive worthwhile work to support an always increasingly embarrassing comic 'elite?' of emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're always suffering from weird world visions and now global (once flat?) hallucinations, and since this comic 'elite? doesn't, in effect (in reality) pay any tithes/income taxes themselves, The Canadian Dream like The Original American Dream (TOAD) would include:

a. an equal tax on all personal 'earned incomes' of 10% and an equal tax of 20% on all 'unearned incomes', i.e. interest, capital gains, sales of junk no-one needs etc.

b. no property taxes on human homes occupied by human families or productive proactive worthwhile businesses producing goods? and/or providing services of interest to sane humans

c. all land in Canada being owned by The Federal Government rather than The Crown (The Clown?) to create a Canadian "Federal Land Reserve" to prevent the weaknesses (stupidity) of British Law re: possession being 90% of the law, but preferably 100% re: The Comic British Empire and, basically, piracy and force as a justification for 'land claims' being abused by 'natives?' on Canada (who are all ab-originally from Asia) referring to their 'tribal' (and thus inherently racial) ancestry just as The British (who're actually German ) do to, for example, claim an entire planet, Earth, in terms of World Trade and World Banks and World Wars re: CommonWealth (communism?) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries world-wide today with, I guess?, 200+ "National Dreams" not to mention the National Dreams of thousands of "First Nations" (tribes) in an absurd dialogue that is, in my opinion, being used to further fragment Canadian Unity in favor of The British (a tribe) Dream including destroying The USA (where all Americans live) beginning withe infesting the American "eduction system" with rote inculcated (brainwashed) insane but very well paid teachers and administration, especially in the 'early grades' teaching American (and Canadian) children, including by example, in-human 'family values' shared among creeps whom they say, have diamonds and dogs (and each other) as best friends, 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets toys or dolls, perhaps after 'having?' sex (instead of 'having?' lunch) where, they say, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime and sales, for example, are professions and sex is a trade? Venus? Mars? Where you live?



THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO
WORLD DOMINATION OF CON-TEMPORARY CANADIAN COMMON SENSE
GLOBAL LITERACY AND SANE GOVERNMENT IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE ELECTED BY HUMAN ADULTS WHO TAKE ABSOLUTE RESPONSIBILITY FOR
WHAT WE CHOOSE TO DO EVERY DAY

PLEASE DO NOT READ FURTHER
IF YOU ARE AN EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED
PSYCHOTIC BY YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS
SUFFERING FROM WEIRD WORLD VISIONS AND GLOBAL HALLUCINATIONS
AND/OR AT LEAST UNIVERSAL OR BIGGER DELUSIONS
COMMON AMONG SOCIALLY AND OTHERWISE ILLITERATE ADULT AGED CHILDREN
WHO MAY BE OFFENDED BY THE TRUTH (ABOUT YOURSELF?)
CONTENT SUITABLE FOR 12+



THE TOP SECRET ANTI-TERRORIST CANADIAN REVOLUTION FOR
AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE


The American Revolution inspired the later French Revolution, both perhaps inspired by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilliput_and_Blefuscu?

Both revolutions were inspired by an interest in liberty from oppression by psychotic Kings, Queens, Emperors etc. with mercenary armies and well paid police supported by tithes and taxation, theft and/or shuffling wealth among a comic 'elite?' of history and today to whom shiny rocks, especially gold and jew-els, have, they say, 'intrinsic value' to other morons? Perhaps especially those geniuses who have diamonds and dogs, and each other?, as best friends?

Both The American Revolution and The French Revolution, it seems, required violent uprisings of the common, everyday, normal average human being and, generally, 'Common Sense' to get rid of emotionally disturbed psychotic adult aged children in 'power' and, eventually, allow democracy to elect only our brightest and best of unimpeachable good character into public (funded) office to form government 'of the people', managed 'by the people' and legislating sane laws 'for the people' to be ruled by.

However, the coming "Canadian Revolution" to rid Canada of adult aged children in public (funded) office, who embarrass Canadians internationally largely because they are not among Canada's brightest and best, will continue to be a peaceful quiet- no bombs, guns, riots and stuff- and nice (whatever that means?) Revolution beginning in the typical common everyday average Canadian human home where, ideally, human Parents and other Adults, who must seem like Gods (in the image of man?) to human babies, will teach Canadian children The Original American Dream (TOAD):

1. adequate food clothing and shelter, especially in winter, for all Americans

2. access to a proper, preferably public funded, academic grade school or better (higher? advanced?) education for all American children provided by sane teachers employed by sane State governments, especially before anyone can occupy public (funded) office in The USA

3. adequate free medical care for all Americans who don't choose to indulge in known self destructive behaviors and don't choose to be sick or injured provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade, with accurate 'means testing' through The IRS and, generally, all medical professionals, in effect, being 'government employees' just like all American (and Canadian) politicians and bureaucrats are, leaving the rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, in America enable to make fools of themselves if they wish

4. The Uniquely Anglo-American (not British) Dream of "Sane Media" provided by sane American broadcasters (orators) and sane American journalists (publishers) adding to the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS and subsequent literature about real life in the real world in, say, Washington DC*, the murder capital of The World with disgusting slums associated with obnoxious wealth in 2009 and a castle like "White House" with an "Oval (egg shaped) Office" mythologized in Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels http://www.blurtit.com/q806004.html, grade 7 (second form) required reading in England, with, perhaps, The USA today as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulliver%27s_Travels#Part_III:_A_Voyage_to_Laputa?

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HAS CIVILIZATION EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE ON EARTH?

As archeologists uncover more and more evidence that 'The Ancients" were socially and otherwise illiterate savages and emotionally disturbed hedonistic slobs, and psychologists and psychiatrists discover that human 'family values' have always been subordinated to tribal (racial) agendas for bizarre religions and creepy states led by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, historically and today, are mostly 'men?' who seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other, it's becoming increasingly clear that civilization has yet to exist anywhere on Earth.

THE HUMAN POPULATION OF NORTH AMERICA
IS ABOUT 6 1/2% OF PEOPLE ON EARTH TODAY
WHO, HOWEVER, USE ABOUT 65%
OF EARTH'S NON-RENEWABLE NATURAL RESOURCES
TO SUPPORT OBNOXIOUS AND OBSCENE
BRITISH AND AMERICAN INSPIRED MOVIE AND TV LIFE(AS)STYLES
THAT ARE AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE
AMONG SANE PEOPLE

myspace layouts GUNS OR BUTTER THREATS BY PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY


The pie chart above is a rather simple minded effort by The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute in Sweden, showing that The USA ; as New 'Great?' Britain? The New Holy Roman Empire (The First Reich)??? spends as much as the rest of the world combined on a mindless moron military/police force that is little different-from/the-same-as (other) terrorist organizations, always led by 'men?' who, throughout history and today, seem terrified of woe'men?' but very very fond of each other?

SSWIGS' RESEARCH RE: GENERATION Y (WHY?)
ARGUABLY THE BEST INFORMED GENERATION
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED ON EARTH
DESPITE CORRUPT SCHOOLS AND ILLITERATE TEACHERS
THANKS TO 'THE WORLD WIDE WEB' AND, GENERALLY
'SANE MEDIA' DEALING WITH REAL LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD
HERE ON EARTH TODAY

SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, however, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) lily 'white?' Nordic types all with, basically, Germ-manic ancestry, vaguely associated with Canada's major academic Universities (Universe Cities?) in conjunction with advocating 'sane government in public (funded) office' and studying human 'family values' as they contrast to bestial 'family values?' among geniuses who identify with (other) critters; birds and bees; busy as ants; brave as lions; wise as owls; clever as foxes; faithful as dogs; eat like pigs; full of bull shit; lambs of god; old goats; memories like elephants etc. while they're really as dumb or dumber than rocks, has concluded, after much deliberation, that the "FINAL SOLUTION" to most of the the world's problems today IS:

1. "SANE MEDIA" provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) within the idea (nation?) that TV= radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, is becoming increasingly available to more and more of 'the poor' who, if they're sane, must be wondering:

a. WhatTheFuck happened to the American Dream?

b. WhenTheFuck did The British re-invade The USA and take over The White House

c.WhereTheFuck is sane government in public (funded) office anywhere on Earth today

d.WhoTheFuck voted for the assholes in public (funded) office now?

e. HowTheFuck can democracy work when the Ordinary Common Everyday Average American, for example, is a socially and otherwise illiterate self indulgent emotionally disturbed slob who votes for other adult aged children, instead of The USA's (or Canada's) brightest and best highest iQ scholars, intellectials and/or philosophers today to occupy pub;ic (funded) office?

SSWIGS' NEW AND IMPROVED 'THINK TANK'

Future "Global Canada" blogs will be composed by various teams of Sane-Seniors with varietal expert-tease in various academic subjects gained through being 'lifelong learners' beginning in 'the human home' with human Parents, everyone's first teachers, when we were babies.

If you've been able to read this far and remember the premis of this blog, you too can, perhaps with effort, remember everything that 'happened' when you were a child.

Thus The SSWIGS Teams, since we were all Parents/Teachers Who must have seemed like Gods (in the image of 'white?' man?) to babies, infants and toddlers who are now young adults, will focus on making fun of how adult aged children live when wealth allows emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, to make fools of themselves (especially at public expense) only here in Vancouver BC, leaving other Adults elsewhere to make fun of their rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed?

The best example on North America we can think of is Beverly Hills, that, as you know, is not only an international joke but also amusing to sane people who live and work for a living in Los Angeles. Perhaps with Los Angeles defined by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_California?

The Sane English, who all live in England, have royalty and todays hillarious Lords and Dames to laugh at. Sane Europeons have their clownish religious leaders and 'the idle riche' to laugh at. Sane Asians have their weird Emperors and today's Dictators to laugh at. But no-one seems to be making fun of Canada's adult aged children any more?

Please follow this link http://www.forbes.com/2007/10/12/homes-canada-expensive-forbeslife-cx_lk_1015realestate2.html to share a laugh at Canada's comic 'elite?' and, generally, what Canadian 'women want' from drones and goons with lots of chari$ma. Note that one of the houses has 16 bathrooms? Maybe because Canada's so called 'upper... cla$$*?' is full of shit?

Truly,

Arthur "Bryan Clifford", לשירותכם (à votre service)

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)with any feedback, we want to improve this blog to reach as many morons as possible who vote for other idiots to occupy public (funded) office then complain about how it's becoming increasingly embarrassing to be a Canadain?

- founder of SSWIGS, The Sane Senior-Citizens World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC a 'think tank' of retired (bored) academics, scholars, intellectuals and sane philosophers concerned with real life in the real world where we live, i.e. Vancouver BC.


*human resources- a term used by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, I guess?, aren't human themselves? Aleins? Blood Sucking Insects? Comic Vampires? Cartoon Zombies? Professional Politicians? Predatory Salespeople?

And, don't criminals, generally, regard their victims as 'human resources'?

*geniuses? href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires- since wealth is a function of subjective worth and controlled by banks and or governments, however, and, beyond that, by armies and police, the individual fortunes listed here exist largely at the whim of antique "merchant banking" interests and "joint stock companies" that promote "world trade" and CommonWealth/Communism (of 200+ nations?) for 6+ billion people today to live a "Global Village?' where, apparently, no-one works for a living and yet everyone lives like all American, Canadian and Mexican politicians, movie and TV stars, royalty, successful criminals and others do trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audiences for magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among sane people.


*Washington DC- DC is an acronym for "District of Columbia" as in "British Columbia" and this "District" is, in effect, a version of "Crown Land" with it's own laws and a separate and distinct 'relationship' with The USA, as a country, to any other City or State in America, perhaps most easily understood with reference to 'City States' of Ancient Greece (Greece is about 1500 Islands in The Aegean where wine was and is more plentiful and thus less expensive than potable- drinkable- water; perhaps explaining Greek mythology?) 3000+ years ago where, as today, 'men?' seemed terrified of Greek woe'men?' but very very fond of each other.... and I was taught (Oxford) that Helen of Troy, for example, was so ugly that her face launched 1000 ships of 'men?' fleeing then populating the entire Mediterranean Basin with 'gay white men' who then formed huge armies and navies and built bigger and bigger boats, perhaps after mating with sheep, horses and bulls etc. creating the monsters that drove them off their 'land claims' to, eventually, come to The New World (WhateverTheFuck that means?) and now we have San Francisco?

*where they live- Earth


*here- Earth

*where you live- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

* upper... cla$- this is, generally, a self described attribution of being 'special' among emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their won definitions, who're sure, it seems, that class is bought from real estate brokers, luxury car dealers, art galleries, fashion designers and 'high end' stores that, traditionally and today, cater to adult aged children with, as they say, more money than brians.

However, to be fair to these characters, most of whom I know (of), non of them has ever have been or are now among Canada's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and/or philosophers, non of them have ever worked for a living at anything worthwhile, sometimes for several generations, so maybe they just don't know any better?

And, since they need the "lower classes" to admire them, perhaps if sane people just laughed at royalty, for example, as they do in England today, maybe these assholes would go back to Europe etc. and be laughed at there IF Canada had any "Sane Media" making fun of them?


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