GLOBAL CANADA ---> HUMAN FAMILY VALUES AND SANE GOVERNMENT IN PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE: AL GORE IS STALKING ME ON TWITTER!!! HELP!

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be introduced to writing supposedly by Plato, The Republic, that, however, I suspect was written about 450 year ago by the same characters who composed The James Bible and other tomes of rot?

You will need to have some knowledge of Greek (actually Germ-manic) philosophy to appreciate this blog.... or not.

Heil Y'all,

Yesterday I noticed that Al Gore is 'following' me on Twitter. He's only following 8 people on Twitter. Why would I be of interest to Al Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore?

Please

if you can,

To digress for a minute, I'm planning on buying a bike to ride out and about in Vancouver BC, which at 65 years old and with cancer, is a big deal. Not so much for me but for the children in my care who call me dad, and much else I'm sure, who, I suspect, would rather I be more like Al Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore?

Well... I'm not like Al Gore, I worked for a living weekends, summers and nights, including as a TA, and paid my own way through school, I didn't go to Viet Nam because, like any "overseas war" it was prohibited by The Constitution of The USA. And, today, I do not get paid anything from anyone for what I write. However, if I was President of The USA, since I'm much smarter than Barak Obama, I'd avoid using simple minded logical sequences to draw conclusions based on flawed premisi (premises?) that make winning an argument (debate) the objective of the naive who, by winning, become sure an idea was their own? Nothing being more powerful that an idea whose time has come? A Black? President? Anyway, as you know, President Obama is about as black as Al Gore is.

IS TWITTER A HARBINGER OF A NEW WORLD MEDIA THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE CONDUCTED IN VERSIONS OF HTML EVEN NOW BEING FORMATTED BY JUVENILE GEEKS INTO A NEW 'STREET LANGUAGE' AND SORT OF 'RAP' AMONG CYBERPUNKS AND THEIR GANGS/TEAMS.... GOOGLE, YAHOO, MICRO$OFT AND OTHERS.... TAKING OVER THE WORLD????

I don't quite 'get' Twitter or understand how to communicate effectively when limited to 146 characters, so as with all things I don't quite 'get' I'm researching for answers within perspectives gained over the past 65 years of, they say, being quite bright for my age---> 180 iQ when I was 16... Now, however, closer to 100 (average/normal) I'm sure... or lower... under 100 being an idiot, I think, and under 80 being a moron... like ____________?

IS AL GORE FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE FUHRER OF "GLOBAL CANADA"?

Does, I wonder, Al Gore 'follow' me in that regard because he admires The Canadian Dream?:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians (and Americans) especially in winter

2. access to a proper public (funded) grade school or better- higher? advanced?- academic education for all Canadians (and Americans and Mexicans) provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office

3. adequate medical care for all Canadians (and Americans and Mexicans and several populations in Europe and elsewhere) provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, acting, wrestling, business, military service and sales, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth

4. liberty to DO something worthwhile and justice for all Canadians (and Americans etc.) provided by sane governments in public (funded) office elected by sane socially and otherwise literate populations of adult human beings who vote for only the brightest and best of unimpeachable good character historically and today go form sane governments "of the people" managed "by the people" and legislating sane laws "for the people" to be ruled by?

Or... is Al Gore following me because I read his book, An Inconvenient Truth, while I was in Portland Oregon in 1997, a book that is much much better than the movie of the same name, and have incorporated that and other themes into "Global Canada", The 5th (and final) Reich, New Canada, The Holy Canadian Empire, Canadastan etc. and Al Gore, because he failed to become* President of The USA, now wants to become Fuhrer, Chancellor, Caesar (or Tsar, Kaiser- same word in different dialects) Emperor/Dictator* , whatever, of "Global Canada" instead of me??? to be

UNFAIR COMPETITION!

How, for God's sake, am I supposed to compete with Al Gore for the position of "Leader of the World"???? per my plans for Global Canada as a version of The Holy Roman Empire, The First Reich, Global Germ-many per my Germ-manic her-itage (Danish)?

GERM-MANIC HER-ITAGE AND TRIBAL (RACIAL) MAN-IFESTATIONS OF UNSANITY AMONG ADULT AGED CHILDREN IN RE-PUBLIC (FUNDED) OFFICE TODAY

My tribe's (race's), British, actually German= "white?"= Cauc-Asian, her-itage is perhaps most obliquely man-infested, in the character ot "Britannia" after Whom 'Great?' Britain is named. Britannia is an HUGE WOMAN of Teutonic (two-ton-ic?) mythology, just as all "Mother Figures" must appear to all human babies over all of human history and how my WIFE of the past 35 years (seems longer) appears to me now? Even though she's only 5' 2" eyes of blue, blond....

Al Gore, who is also, sort of, "white?" is likely, in this sense, a function of Tipper.... Gore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipper_Gore , who, it seems, allows Al to go on and on and on about "Global Warming" while my wife, Pamela, thinks my ideas about "Global Cooling" being bad and caused by Superman's father, Marlon Brando, requiring a state of constant cryogenic suspension and communicating through crystals (of ice) at The North Pole helping Superman sort out The World's problems, even tough no-one elected Superman either, is stupid?

Is then, Al Gore 'following' me on Twitter to learn about Canadian "Global Humor" and English style American improved 'satire', like The Wizard of Oz, to brighten up his speeches and, with God's help, run again for the office of President of The USA, but as an Independent... per The Canadian (and American and Greek and Chinese) Dream delineated above? Toward a Newer World Order and CommonWealth for 500,000,012 people on North America to all live like Al Gore does in Nashville Tennessee? Requiring, approximately, the entire GDP of Earth, leaving 5,385,367.256 South Americans, Asians, Europeans, Africans, Australians ( Australia means 'little' Austria), New Zeelanders (means New Holland) as 'the poor' required to admire The American Dream?:

1. everyone living like genius American movie and TV stars and/or all American politicians and bureauc-rats do today?

However, MC Hammer is also following me on Twitter??? WTF does that mean?

So... this blog is basically about Twitter and what it, whatever it is, means to Generation Y (WHY?) the youth of today... perhaps the best informed generation to have even existed on Earth? Twittering.... not able to read a blog like this.... but Twittering?

Not finishing school but becoming rich nevertheless* and Twittering?

GENERATION Y (why?) ASKS THE AGES OLD QUESTION:
WTF IS WRONG WITH BOOMERS?

It must be an interesting perspective for the 97% of The World's population who don't have regular access to $1000+ computers, $100+ month high speed internet and/or housing (wiring and stuff) to accommodate that, to, however, have increasing access to TV= radio+pictures, that is now increasingly controlled (owned) by 2 'major players' in the 'Global Media' arena.... Private (secret?) Enter-prize and Government.

97% of The Worlds human population who thus cannot Twitter, write blogs and/or otherwise share in the Globalization of "The Message is the Media" re: "Sane Media" provided by sane broadcasters (orators) and sane publishers (journalists) who might, today, if there was any money in it, tell the truth??? occasionally.... about anything? Including "Global Warming" that "happened" 3000 years ago... and is why Greenland is called that, for example, why the Canadian North is once again, over the past 5 years or so, becoming available for agriculture (the basis for all civilization) again... The Northwest Passage will be "ice free" soon for the first time in about 3000 years.... making The Panama Canal redundant.... butt.... also 'the sea level is rising', the weather is changing and, since most of the social sewer major cities on Earth are 'ports' near the water.... we may yet benefit from another "Great Flood" and need another "Huge Ark" (big boat) to save, say, New York??? Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New Orleans, Vancouver BC, Montreal Quebec, Toronto Ontario etc. from 'rising water' and, of course, huge waves, ferocious winds and tides.... all costing money???

Is then, Al Gore secretly building an Ark (of sorts) in Nashville Tennessee (on high ground) but instead of the apparent nonsense in The Bible (the great flood that kills everyone and everything who doesn't agree with chiefs/priests etc. is a myth common to all tribes= races on Earth) is Al secretly, with instructions from God (Bill Gates? who reports to Melinda now), in consultation with NASA????, planning on a version of "Air Force One" that's a "Space Station" that, as usual with "Yankee Traders" (Pirates) will be funded with OPM, Other People's Money??? which is why it's an international project, like The United Nations, The USA has never paid their dues to either http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_and_the_United_Nations#The_U.S._arrears_issue?

ESCAPE FROM THE USA (THE MOVIE) ONTO CANADA WHERE 90% OF ALL THE POTABLE (DRINKABLE) WATER LEFT ON NORTH AMERICA IS TODAY (2009)

You're, like, wondering... Will there be any Asians, Jews, Native Indians, East Indians, Blacks, Kling-ons, Liberated Women, whales, elephants. phytoplankton, fruit and other flies, snakes and spiders, germs and viruses, books etc. on Al's Ark when it's launched from Area 51 just before The Flood (or any Global catastrophe threatening the end of The World and the end of "Global Humor")? Will you be invited onto AL'S ARK? How do you apply? Do you want Al Gore to follow you on TWITTER? AND STEAL YOUR IDEAS??? Or... are you paranoid enough to be a Canadian? Terrified of The USA? Like Stephen Harper and other wimps in public (funded) office in Canada today???

Or, if you merely want to get out of The USA before in implodes from the weight of it's own BS, do you want to emigrate to Canada and join in The Canadian Dream?:

1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Americans, especially in winter, before anyone respects anything The USA does anywhere else.... like mind their own fucking business??? or... at least, clean up their own social sewer politically and otherwise polluted economically unsane major cities to conform to Canadian standards as defined by Canada's major Universities?

CIVILIZATION TODAY DEFINED BY "BRYAN CLIFFORD" Bs D (Oxford)

In the context of CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, world-wide, to live like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class. grade 7 honors social studies*. were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses, defining all that's possible civil and good here on Earth today must include, you'll agree, an example of an historical or con-temporary 'city' that was or is 'civilized' in real life in the real world in "Ancient Times" or today?

"Civilized", generally, means; philosophically anyway, where "The Human Spirit" is represented by our brightest and best minds of history and today, like Al Gore, dealing, as best we can, with global (once flat?) concepts and various world visions and at least Universal or bigger idea only those of us with high... iQs are privy to.... allowing us to create, with the grade of God ( an huge Guy in Heaven with angels... not unlike my wife) art, perhaps including blogs????, within the argument that all Art and 'creativity' (by humans) is a version of BS (lies) if, in fact, the truth means 'rules' (including rule of law) then, it follows, that 'truth', in this sense, would have us all still living in caves....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave like Plato and me and Al Gore? With, of course, Plato's, my and Al's wives permission?

MY NEXT BLOG

Tomorrow, it's noon here* now and I'm getting tried, I will discuss (whatever I want? within.... reason) Plato, who was a student of Socrates 3500 years ago in Greece, about 1500 Islands in The Aegean where wine is still more plentiful, and thus cheaper, than potable (drinkable) water, perhaps explaining Greek Mythology ans their moron philosophers, all men?, who were, and are, direct functions of 'what (Greek) women want" i.e. both Socrates' and Plato's wive's, they say, were real bitches? Unlike my wife... for whom I should clean up the house.... before she gets how to find me sitting on my butt typing.... again???

Truly, stay tuned,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford" Ist (my mother says)

*Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)