HOW I LOST MY MIND AND 25 POUNDS IN ONLY ONE MONTH

By clicking on the title above ^ you will read about one of the greatest BSers and sophistic prevaricators (liars) of all time, Aristotle, a con artist and lazy slob who lent his name to 'Arisroc-rat' and his rationalizations for 'men?' to behave like demented animals to the bizarre hysterical record of royalty and other leaches on national trusts we keep a few of in elaborate zoos today LEST WE FORGET what Sane Canadians, Americans and Mexicans, for example, have evolved from.

this is a before I went to 'Curves" picture of me

this is an after I went to "Curves" for only one month picture of me now, Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have at least $10M US and are looking for a lasting- til the money is gone- intimate 'relationship?' Whatever that means?

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Please if you can.

The West's scholars, intellectuals and so called philosophers have been crooks for centuries. Knowledge should be the truth and an easily accessible part of a proper public funded academic education provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments in public (funded) office everywhere on Earth.

And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales must have better things to do than beg for money?

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Heil Y'all,

Greetings from the bright side... "Global Canada" ---> The Canadian Dream ---> including sane governments in public (funded) office someday.

Please listen to this wonderful national anthem to get yourself in the mood for this blog that, I hope, makes fun of nationalism re: 200+ countries on Earth today, all with, most often, absurd National Dreams

THE ANCIENT GREEKS WERE EXPATRIATE WANDERING GERMAN 'MEN?'

First I will suggest that The Ancient Greeks were actually, in real life, from Nordic climes and had migrated, about 10,000 years ago, from wintry places, like Canada is now, down, if South is down, to what is now Italy and, as with tourists today, found The Mediterranean Basin to be rather more comfortable than, say, Northern Europe was 100 centuries ago, and, since they were "white?" violent mentally ill 'men?' with severe emotional and psychological problems common among Cauc-Asians, even today, with superior weapons and killing skills developed in Nordic places where hunting was required to survive, probably, as in the more recent past, killing everyone who resisted their New World Order, perhaps mating, however, with anything remotely female they encountered, resulting in what we know today as "Greek Civilization" with many really big yet absolutely useless temples and other monstro-cities that, today are admired by other idiots who also seem terrified of women but very very fond of other 'men?'.

My thesis here includes that the Greek Gods are duplications of more ancient Teutonic Gods of Germ-manic derivation but, perhaps due to the fact that wine is much easier to brew than beer or whiskey and The Mediterranean basin, even today, has 3 or 4 crops of food while Nordic places have 1 if we're lucky, The Ancient Greeks were all chronic alcoholics, perhaps explaining Greek (and Roman and Egyptian and other) mythology with the cute human/critter combos and, of course, whoreshipping The Sun.... lending today to exponentially increasing rates of 'skin cancer' most common among 'white?' folks living in tropical or sub-tropical climes?

BLOG READING 101, A TUTORIAL

This blog will require about 15 minutes to read if you have a grade 7 (second form) level of English comprehension, it will take me about 4 hours to write, unedited, as an early am mildly therapeutic exercise intended, however, to interest sane publishers (journalists) in Vancouver BC in my ribald exotic wild and eccentric sense of humor, including mercilessly flattering Canada's comic slob internationally embarrassing rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed adult aged children who're trying to impress each other and 'the poor' required as audience for how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies*, were all royalty (other) successful criminals/business'men?', genius American and Canadian movie and TV stars and/or Canadian, American or Mexican politicians and bureauc-rats playing house and playing family and aping magazine, movie and TV life(as)styles that have been an international joke for centuries among 'Sane People'.

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG
IF YOU ARE UNDER 12 YEARS OLD MENTALLY
AND/OR TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY
WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DOES

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THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIARS, SO FAR

Here I'd like to draw a parallel between the ideas of Zarathustra, Socrates, Jesus (HeyZeus), Mohamed and todays' male scholars, intellectuals and philosophers who're all, I'll suggest, functions of 'what women want' dating back to the first human woman... with 'human' defined in terms of 'free will' and human adults taking absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day, within reason, as it were.

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WHO WAS THE FIRST HUMAN WOMAN AND "MOTHER FIGURE' TO THE FIRST HUMAN CHILDREN, WHO MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A GODDESS TO HUMAN BABIES IN TERMS OF TOUCH, SIGHT, SMELL, TASTE AND, MOST IMPORTANT TO THIS DISSERTATION, SOUND... OF A "MOTHER'S VOICE"?

No-one really knows.

However, if we interpolate based on the knowledge we have today about about the origins of especiation among psychotics, by their own definitions, who somehow objectify humanity etc. as if they're not human themselves (Aliens?) and the origins of "The First Human" as differentiated from (other?) prime-mates and/or mammals, we can come up with an "Original Mother Figure" based, I think, on the perceptions of 'men?' of how the "Perfect Woman" (my wife?) would have appeared, say, 500,003 years ago to prehistoric 'suitors' perhaps interested in "Ancient Eugenics" and producing the brightest and best healthiest and most perfect human-like prehistoric children in the context of survival of the fittest of the time....

This... train of thought... at 7:30 am this morning in Vancouver BC after 2 cups of coffee, of course, is resulting in some confusion as I try to imagine The Perfect Woman today... in terms of my interests? And, subsequently, the Perfect Children who'd call me dad and whoreship me as if I was a God (in the image of man?) especially if I was rich and famous, historically or today, and could live like most of these characters do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_billionaires_(2009) ?

WHAT THE MORON ANCIENT GREEKS AND OTHER TRIBES (RACES) TEACH US EVEN TODAY

I was taught (UCLA) that Helen of Troy, for example, was so ugly that her face launched 1000 ships of wimpy Greek 'men?' fleeing from her 'demands'. "men?" who, as with sailors in general, even today, seem to prefer each others' company on bigger and bigger boats as technology and very hard work eventually provided huge ships like aircraft carriers and, eventually, 'space ships' with thousands of 'men?' fleeing Earth in, like, The Enter-prize.... trekking among the stars seeking New Worlds????

WHY ARE THERE NO FEMALE ANCIENT PHILOSOPHERS, INTELLECTUALS, SCHOLARS, RELIGIOUS LEADERS?
EVEN THOUGH, IT'S BEEN PROVEN TODAY, THAT WOMEN, EXCEPT BLONDS, HAVE SUPERIOR BRAINS/MINDS?

(8:am.. coffee/pee break... please excuse me)

The Persians (Zoro-aster/Zarathustra as nauseum), The Ancient Moron Egyptians, Ancient Idiot Greeks and Sleazy Romans and today's goons and drones are terrified of women because, I think, abusive "Mother Figures" teach human babies 'gender roles' including that 'men?' are defined by 'what women want' within anthropomorphic drivel among emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're suffering from various world visions and, they claim, global (once flat?) thinking and other at least Universal or bigger delusions and hallucinations that have been, as you know, an international academic joke for centuries among 'Sane People' like you...

Unless you have diamonds and other shiny rocks (jew-elry?) and dogs (beasts after all) as best friends, for example, then you may want to see a 'psychiatrist' because you are clinically insane in the context of and to most of 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today with increasing access to TV= radio+pictures, including movies and The Internet, especially 'the poor' required as audiences for The American Dream:

1. everyone living like genius American movie and TV stars and/or all American politicians and bureauc-rats do today?

WHY HAS THERE NEVER BEEN AN ELECTED WOMEN
BRITISH* OR CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
OR A WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE USA?

Generally, where prostitution, politics, crime, wrestling, military service and acting/sales, they say, are professions and sex is a trade, women have no need to run for public (funded) office because marriage, for example, is a form of prostitution among 'sexuals' who identify with (other) critters to rationalize behaving like 'the birds and the bees' ETC. within tribal (and thus inherently racial) bizarre 'family values' promoted by psychotics, by their own definitions, who, they say, 'have?' kids (livestock?) as pets, toys or dolls.... perhaps after 'having?' sex, instead of 'having?' lunch with 'men?' who're brave as lions, wise as owls etc. but who're really, as you know, dumber than rocks, largely because they've (the 'men?") been trained from birth to compete with other 'men?' for fee-males who're, they say, only interested in one thing >>>>> the size.... of a man's.... bank account.

WERE THERE BANKERS
IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA, EGYPT, GREECE/ROME, VARIOUS HOLY LANDS, ANCIENT ASIA, ANCIENT EUROPE AND/OR AMONG NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA'S AB-ORIGINAL POPULATIONS OF HUMAN-LIKE PRIME-MATES AS OBJECTIFIED BY PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, WHO, TODAY, REFER TO CANADIANS, FOR EXAMPLE, AS HUMAN RESOURCES, OBJECTS/COMMODITIES/SLAVES ETC., AS IF THEY'RE NOT HUMAN THEMSELVES? ALIENS? BLOOD SUCKING INSECTS? PREDATORY SALESPEOPLE?

AND.... DON'T CRIMINALS, GENERALLY, REGARD THEIR VICTIMS AS
'HUMAN RESOURCES'?

Yes, in the opinion of SSWIGS. The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, a 'think tank' of retired (bored) Canadian-Canadians who've all worked for a living and been parents to human children, there have always been people who lend stuff, including money, to others for payment/interest re: the origins of 'Capitalism' where, they say, there a 4 main components:

1. land- they* own all of, as in Crown Land in Canada

2. labor- 'human resources', slaves, peasants, workers etc. doing stuff they* don't like to do

3. capital- generally money in one form or another they* have all of, but also 'capital equipment' and 'inventories'

4. (the funniest) management- they*, the capitalists, do better than others because they're always among our brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and humble philosophers who're usually playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies in West Vancouver BC were all "white?" or Asian, which they are, and living in $million houses.

WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA,ALEXANDER PUTIN, THE CIA, FBI, THE RCMP, DAVE LETTERMAN, AL GORE AND QUEEN ELIZABETH II, MY CHILDREN, AND SOME POOR SAP AT GOGGLE INC. AND OTHERS ARE, THEY SAY, READING THIS BLOG

In one word FEAR.
Fear of the inevitable... 'Global Humor' and Common-Decency in all 200+ countries today eventually governed by sane people elected into public (funded) office by socially and otherwise literate populations of adults who take absolute responsibility for what we choose to do every day. Which... just now means I'd better make tea for the wife LEST I FORGET who runs my life.

Truly,

Arthur Wellington "Bryan Clifford" LII (apparently there are 52 Bryan Cliffords?)

Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you want to join SSWIGS: $25 US for a '(human) family membership', $10,000 US if you want to be in our "Founders Circle*" and $1M US if you want me to "Predict and Prevent" globalization of, like, really boring and increasingly irrelevant media published by low iQ but greedy stupid yet amusing adult aged children in Canada. An alternative???Global Google News Services???? Hell-o!!!

*BRITISH- Margaret Thatcher was a man. The British are actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor. Germans are all gay. That's why The Nazis were/are all men... like The Masons and The KKK and other ever so secret 'societies' and clubs exclusive... to males who seem terrified of women but, in my experience, very very fond of each other...bonding... perhaps over and over?

* grade 7 honors social studies- graduate school philosophy and economics, with minors in several 'ologies' and theoretical maths for easy credits

*Founders Circle- I've stolen this idea from my heroes at http://www.fraserinstitute.org/supportus/contributionlevels.htm who won't publish my work unless, they said, I give them $10,000 as a donation that, in real life, also supports Canwest Global... spiritually.... who won't publish my work either?

NB- So... if you don't mind, please donate any amount over $25 CAD to The Fraser Institute http://www.fraserinstitute.org/ in my name "Bryan Clifford" toward my becoming a member of their "Founders Circle", costs $10K CAD, and perhaps making fun of them in their own publications....

*they/them- actually, anyone I don't like or understand, but also, philosophically, a necessary paradigm, the 'other' required, as in a mirror, to understand existence of anything as a reflection of reality/perception in terms of "ergo cogito cogito" I think therefore I think, and God's greatest creation, The Human Brain/Mind.... yours and mine anyway?



*here- Earth

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

*where you live- Earth