Tuesday, August 4, 2009

HOW TO BECOME A COMIC AMERICAN IN 2009

By clicking on the title above ^ you will be introduced to the origins of the 1000 year old First Reich, The Holy Roman Empire, aka The Roman Catholic Church, and, some say, the model for The (Comic) American Empire today.

Cloned from The (Cartoon) British (who're actually German http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor) Empire with, in the opinion of SSWIGS, The Sane SeniorCitizen World Institute for Global Studies in Vancouver BC, all Empires, Kingdoms- why not Queendoms now?- and other various ancient and con-temporary New World Orders always, it seems, led by unelected (by the people) socially and otherwise illiterate emotionally disturbed psychotics, by their own definitions, who're, even today, suffering from various weird world visions and at least global thinking.

Halucinations and delusions that have been an international academic joke for centuries among sane scholars, intellectuals and philosophers.


The University of Bologna, for example, was originally, 1000 years ago, exclusive to 'men?' being 'educated?' by other 'men?' who, even today, seem terrified of women but very very fond of each other.

This blog will attempt to prove,beyond a reasonable doubt, however, that, since the dawn of human history, sane women have created all that's civil and good on Earth today.

Thus, of course, 'alma mater' = Mother of Knowledge, 'Mother Earth' and your and other "Mother Figures" who everyone on Earth, so far, has been first exposed to in terms of touch, smell, taste, sight and, most important to this dissertation, sound... of a "Mother's Voice".


Then, in Canada, The USA and 'Great?' Britain anyway, about 100% of teachers in The Early Grades, K-4, are also women Who must seem like Goddesses to 5 to 9 year old human children?

If you read the Wikipedia article and have read the above, you will enjoy the lecture below. If not, "Go love thyselves" Rev. 22:22, Jesus- HeyZeus?- speaking to the all male composers of The Bible and other similar tomes of rot like The Upanishads, The Torah, The Talmud, The Koran etc.

Heil Y'all,

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE AMERICAN TODAY?

Despite American propaganda, not everyone on Earth wants to become an American.


In fact, most Canadians, for example, share a benign contempt for The American Dream:

1. CommonWealth for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today to live like the very ordinary common everyday incredibly average American playing house and playing family like 12 year olds would, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies in Vancouver BC, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed like most of these geniuses

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However, if you still want to become an American Citizen and become feared and respected by the other 95% of the world's human population because you have the biggest most powerful and most mindless and most expensive military force that has ever existed on Earth, there are 3 ways to accomplish this: 1. pay a fee to become an American, then take the (corny) Pledge of Allegiance 2. get a job with an American mindless creepy multi-international global Corporation or with The American Federal, State or civic governments in public (funded) office and say the (corny) Pledge of Allegiance 3. sneak into the USA to get service and hard labor jobs Americans don't want, then get 'naturalized' like the original immigrants to America through Ellis Island did then say The (corny) Pledge of Allegiance:

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO A FLAG?


I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.



Official versions (changes in bold italics)
1892
“I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”
1892 to 1923
"I pledge allegiance to my flag and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1923 to 1924
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1924 to 1954
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
1954 to Present
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Please Email ---> Bryan Clifford BsD (Oxford)if you have an opinion on this or anything else, are 12+ years old and have an iQ over 100 (average/normal)


Again, with 200+ nations on Earth today, all 'indivisible?" and 6+ billion people all, I guess?' saluting different flags, and the meaning of 'republic' obscured in convoluted rhetoric about democracy, no matter how stupid/ignorant populations are, electing the best possible candidates into public (funded) office, and in the context of 'Global Canada' and The Canadian Dream: 1. adequate food clothing and shelter for all Canadians (and Americans) especially in winter 2. access to a proper grade school or better (higher? advanced?) education for all Canadians (and Americans) provided by sane teachers employed by sane governments 3. adequate medical care for all Canadians (and Americans) provided by sane medical professionals where, however, prostitution, politics, wrestling, crime, sports, acting, sales and military service, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade ---> Earth 4. sane government in public (funded) office of the people, managed by the people and legislating sane laws for the people to be ruled by ---> liberty and justice for all. i.e. not just rich Americans and their toadies. with 'globalization' will, you'll agree, require a global flag to pledge allegiance to and a global republic for 6+ billion people today to admire?


If you've been able to read this far you are reading at a grade 7 (second form) level of English comprehension also required to read most books, magazines, newspapers and, generally, popular media, and write at about a grade 5 level of English literacy to express yourself, without pictures, in, however, 'para-graphs' = 'nearly pictures' composed, most often, of sentences consisting of a 'subject', 'verb' and 'predicate'.

If you've read this far and can remember the main premis of this blog, you can also remember everything that 'happened' to you when you were a child.

If you read this far and are a speeeeed reader, robot, spider or other machine, I will insert Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Lexus and other cars I'm interested in buying if, as they say, I had a cent I'd be rich and Rockefeller (Citi Bank)

TODAY I'M JOINING THE CONSERVATIVE (of all that's civil and good) PARTY OF CANADA

Today, despite the fact that Stephen Harper is a socially and otherwise illiterate wimp 'poser' for the ambitions of Canada's comic 'establishment' of flip-flop politicians and bureauc-rats, mostly 'men?', who embarrass decent hard working Canadians internationally and domestically, I am going to pay $10 to join The Conservative (of all that's civil and good) Party of Canada, in the hope of being invited to meetings here in Vancouver BC? Where, of course, I will 'speak my mind'.




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