Monday, May 5, 2008

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Heil Y'all,

With reference to the writings of Ancient and today's philosophers and their perspectives about how things should be, SSWIGS will be promoting "Nazi Canada" as a function of Germany's version of "what women want" from 'men?' and making fun of the behaviors of adult aged children anywhere prostitution, politics, crime and wrestling, for example, are apparently professions and sex is a trade. Venus? Mars? Where you live?

The Global Canada picture today is of The International Global Headquarters of SSWIGS, The "Sane Seniors" World Institute for Global Studies in New Westminster BC and the antenna I built from recycled scrap in my endless spare time since I retired, the children left home and my wife of the past 35 years began projecting "what women want" from 'kids' (livestock) onto me, while discussing getting a dog, and I got very very bored about 2 years ago, so began blogging.

Generally, it seems, the theme of my blogs, biographical logs?, composed in the early am after 6 to 7 hours of sleep, include my lifelong dreams and ambitions to become among Canada's world renowned elite of self important great 'men?', mostly rejects from "Great?' Britain and Europe i.e. The Old World? trying to re-create the social sewers, political pollution and ugly "economic ecology" that got rid them, here on The New World?.

My blog, Global Canada, a term I've been publishing for the past 20 years, and is thus copyrighted, will now become an extension of my interest in teaching grade 7 honors social studies to very bright 12 year olds in Vancouver BC, including some simple reason, deductive and inductive, and elementary logic so they can pass on to grade 8 (graduate school in BC and most of The USA)

SSWIGS will attempt to discuss "nesting processes" in this regard among morons who require audiences of "the poor" to admire how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all, say, royalty or otherwise rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, playing house and playing family like they're in the movies or on TV and/or how American movie and TV stars, successful criminals, lottery winners and genius professional athletes and all American politicans and others in public (funded) office live in 2008, The Year of the Rat to 1.2 billion Chinese now trying to ape "Western Civilization"'s obsession with "material wealth" per CommonWealth (communism).

Communism, as you know, is a wonerful theory about how everyone in the world can share adequate food, clothing and shelter in 2008 for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries, all with national dreams, based on redistribution of wealth orchestrated by geniuses in public (funded) office who get elected by promising CommonWealth for everyone in, say, Canada to live like all Canada's politicans and other public (funded) employees of The Canadian People do.

CommonWealth, however, is less a theory and more a mindless process with bizarre creepy "roots" in "Ancient Family" Trees and heritage among psychotics, by their own definitions, whose "nesting ambitions" require vast audiences of "the poor" to admire how 12 year olds would live, they say, if my class, grade 7 honors social studies, were all rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed.

SSWIGS will thus be promoting Global Canada as a part of a "greater whole", a Global Village with about 49.5% "Sane Men" and about 49.5% "Sane Women" elected into public (funded) office to form "Sane Governments" with realistic "social agendas" per The Canadian Dream:

1. adequate* food clothing and shelter for all Canadians

2. a proper public funded grade 7 or better academic education for all Canadians before anyone can drive a car, vote and/or become Prime or other Minister, Premiers of Provinces, medical doctors, teachers or professors, jurists or journalists.

3. adequate health care for all Canadians provided by "Sane Medical Professionals" where, however, prostitution, politics, crime, acting and wrestling, for example, never have been, aren't now nor ever will be professions or sex a trade in Canada.

There is nothing new about this idea, making fun of adult aged children who're overcompensating for obvious psychosis and feelings of inferiority and lack of self esteem.

Royalty, for example, has been an international global joke for centuries of English humor among survivors of "The British Disease", a virulent "mind eating disease" that's a psychological disorder common among global thinkers with peculiar world visions, that never seems to include them working for a living at anything worthwhile, leaving that to the "human resources" who are tithed and taxed to pay for their clownish lifestyles?

Global Canada's Capital City will eventually be located in a huge castle in the geodetic center of North America, where Kansas is now, and will be called Ottawa instead of OZ, moving the existing Canadian Government to The USA to entertain "Sane Americans" while The Palacial "White House" in Washington DC (where the wizard of OZ lives, i.e. The President of The USA) the "murder capital" of the world, will be moved to a more suitable location for "The American Government" to re-new the processes associated with The American Dream, New England, including getting rid of The British, who, as a tribe (race) are, in fact, German and functions of "Ancient Teutoniuc Mythology" among psychotics, by their own definitions, like Adolph Hitler, who wrote "Mein Kampf", My Dream, for Global Germ-many as a version of The British Empire and, in fact, all Empires over all of human history that seem to be functions of "what women want" as, we at SSWIGS hope, "women's liberation" will eventually have women doing all the dangerous and dirty work, repetative and boring factory jobs, all fee-male armies and navies and police forces of big strong women with weapons, women generals and other officers, vast armies of women wandering around pillaging and plundering to provide for their "families", women liberated to do all the labor, including housework and homemaking, leaving men, especially Canadian men, free to pursue happiness, enjoy liberty and celebrate life all over the world.

MY INSPIRATION FOR "GLOBAL CANADA" AND MAKING FUN OF CANADA'S HILLBILLIES IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

I was educated by sane sober adult Americans, informally and formally, in Southern California, American-Americans who all still live there or are dead.

Beverly Hills, as you know, has been an international joke per American humor for the past 50 years or so relative to the "Sane American" population of Southern California who live and work in, say, Los Angeles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles sharing a laugh at how movie and TV stars, drug dealers and other successful criminals live trying to impress "the poor" there.

Los Angeles, in the context of this blog "Global Canada" is defined, as is every major city in the world, by a major academic University and University Press that in turn defines local "Sane Media" like The LA Times that is a direct function of UCLA http://www.ucla.edu/ my alma pater where I was exposed to The Original American Dream, TOAD, including but not limited to getting rid of The British in favor of "rule of law" and "Sane Government" in public (funded) office elected by populations of sane literate adult Americans with iQs over 100 (average/normal) .

SSWIGS will attempt to make our blog, "Global Canada" amusing, informative and marginally academic and coherent while also simplified to serve the interests of the "average blog reader", who is apparently a 23 year old transvestite with bi-polar hypo manic "mood swings" and access to high speed internet with a $1000+ computer somewhere in The USA trying to hack into banks, The IRS and other databases to erase their cyber-identities to avoid collectors and internal revenue agents and other economic vampires, using The World Wide Web for nefarious purposes while various agencies of other adult aged children embarrass The USA internationally representing a comical juvenile SUPERpower in The British and other weird and creepy traditions of borderless "World Trade" and always at least global (once flat?) thinking and bizarre "world visions" that, with proper professional help from "Sane Clergy", "Sane Doctors" and/or "Sane Teachers", including "Sane Seniors" can, we're sure, be pared down to "individual thinking" and adults with "free will" to choose how we behave every day.

This discussion on Blogger, a Google product, will attempt to blend "macro economic theory" with "micro economic theory" into sociological perspectives associated with political science, whatever that is?, to make fun of ideas associated with CommonWealth (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries today, all with individual and national dreams, to promote "Global Humor" and perhaps usher in an "Age of Reason and Common Sense" beginning here in Vancouver BC as defined by The University of British Columbia and my tribe's (race) brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers of history and today, all 'men?'.

AGE OF REASON AND COMMON SENSE BEGINNING IN 2012, THE END OF THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE AZTECS, ALL GENIUSES APPARENTLY?

Also SSWIGS will discuss the probabilities associated with 'men?' going to Heaven and/or Paradise after death to join other 'men?' and angels, compared to real life here on Earth regarding "what women want" from drones and goons among creatures that define themselves and everyone else as "sexuals" while also, ironically perhaps, referring to themselves as "sapient" - capable of thought- within ancient anthropomorphic drivel relative to "The Animal Kingdom" as a reference for human behavior among "men?" who claim to be "brave as lions", "wise as owls" etc. but are really, as you know, as "dumb as rocks".

This will, of course, lead to a discussion about "terrorism" in terms of "what terrorists want" if "terrorists" succeed in their ambitions installed in their tiny little minds beginning at birth and listening to drivel from psychotic, by their own definitions, Parents and other "Lunatic Adults" quoting "scripture and verse" from various Bibles, all composed by "men?" who seem to be obsessed with "globalization of religion" and/or "globalization of nations" rather than "Globalization of Reason and Logic" toward, if nothing else, "Sane Governments" providing "Sane Education" in public (funded) schools by hiring (paying) "Sane Administrators" and "Sane Teachers", especially in the "early grades", to help human children share a laugh at how successful terrorists (criminals) live when they get what they want.

SSWIGS will phrase "Global Canada" in terms of the past 5000 years or so of local* NEWS (weather and sports) and subsequent literature in several major human languages now including HTML, Hyper Text Markup Language.

HTML is based on English and the alpha-bet I'm using here and other marks/symbols on this keyboard whose origins are, we believe, with men, perhaps 50,000 years ago, in Nordic places, trapped inside houses with their families during 8 months of winter (in Northern Europe?) scratching messages as pleas for help as they fled the impending "The Ice Age" during periods of "Global Cooling" when huge glaciers moving centimeters every year threatened to crush entire villages and towns as the Nords prayed for "Global Warming" and a return to The "Garden of Eden" a myth common to every tribe (race) on Earth seeking "The Promised Land", promised to 4932 tribes apparently speaking 12845 languages and dialects, worshipping Gods that look to us suspiciously like how Parents and other Adults must appear to human babies?

SSWIGS will thus endeavor to make these "Global Canada" blogs less tangential and easier to understand in the hope entertaining "the common man" as objectified by psychotics, by their own definitions, whose elevated opinion of themselves is in direct contrast to the abject humility required to be a member of SSWIGS, whose intention it is to be the most humble "think tank" in the world representing The Average Canadian in 2008 in the movies and on TV playing house and playing family in an average Canadian "Family Unit" of 3.7 "human resources", 2 adult and 2 children, somehow scraping by with a mere $68,345.87 CAD of taxable "Family Income" or about $1000 a week, after "income taxes", of "disposable income".

An average that, if applied to all 40 million Canadians, about 10 Million "Family Units", as defined by the psychotics I've mentioned, all with $1000 a week to play house and play family, would require the entire GDP of North America, leaving 400 million Americans and 100 Million Mexicans as "the poor" required as audiences awed by "The Canadian Dream", Global Canada, New Canada, The 5th (and final Reich), The Holy Canadian Empire, Nazi Canada if, and only if, I get elected, as Hitler was, into public (funded) office by promising CommonWealth (communism) for all Canadians who vote for my party, The Canadian Nazty Party, The CNP.

The Canadian Nazty Party will be controlled by SSWIGS as a sort of high iQ "Star Chamber" of "Sane Seniors", all men, linked to "The Masons" and "The KKK" and several all male fraternies and other "secret organizations" representing the world's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers of history and today. Infact, this document and my other blogs will, we hope, remain secret under the un"official secrets act" so no-one will know the exact location of SSWIGS as we live in terror of reprisals from other "think tanks" with perhaps even bigger global visions and world delusions than those of my class, grade 7 honors social studies, with 31 12 year olds, all with dreams. . . for NEW World Orders and always "Great Societies" where no-one works for a living but everyone lives like movie and TV stars do.

The CNP will attempt to attract members by offering $10,000.63 CAD to anyone who can pass an iQ test relative to defining where they live as a model for a "Global Village" with a "Sane Government" "of the people" (humans) managed "by the people" (sane humans) and legislating "sane laws" "for the people" to be ruled by.

SSWIGS, of course, whose members all live in Vancouver BC, will promote Vancouver BC as the "Silver City" on the "Shining Hill" and potentially ideal model for a perfect "Global Village" as defined by The University of British Columbia and BC's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers of history and today who might discuss:

what is SANITY?
IN THE CONTEXT OF 6+ BILLION PEOPLE IN 200+ COUNTRIES IN 2008 ALL SEEKING COMMONWEALTH (COMMUNISM) AS PROMOTED BY PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, WHO'RE SUFFERING FROM VARIOUS RIDICULOUS WORLD VISIONS, GLOBAL (ONCE FLAT?) THINKING AND OTHER SOCIAL DELUSIONS AND POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC HALLUCINATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN AN INTERNATIONAL ACADEMIC JOKE FOR CENTURIES AMONG "SANE SCHOLARS", "SANE INTELLECTUALS" AND "SANE PHILOSOPHERS" ALL OVER THE (REAL) WORLD

and maybe?



THE MIRACLE OF CATHARTIC "SANE BLOGGING" BY AGING PARENTS AND TEACHER AND OTHERS IN AN "INSANE WORLD" DOMINATED BY "PIMP MEDIA" THAT'S ALL OWNED AND CONTROLLED BY, AS USUAL, EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED PSYCHOTICS, BY THEIR OWN DEFINITIONS, WHO ALL, IT SEEMS, WANT TO BE "RICH AND FAMOUS" i.e. WEALTHY AND OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY AND OTHERWISE DISTURBED, WANTING TO BE ADMIRE BY (OTHER) ADULT AGED CHILDREN

THE ORIGINS OF "GLOBAL CANADA" 50 YEARS AGO and since re:

THE 31 VOICES IN MY HEAD


A Disclaimer and "Global Canada" s "Terms of Service" and "Licensing Agreement" applicable if you've read this far:

I, Arthur Bryan Clifford, am not responsible for this blog, "Global Canada", God, my "Heavenly Father" is instructing me to do this though 31 voices I hear in my head when I'm alone in New Westminster BC blogging. The instructions are all, however, it seems, from 12 year old children with booming voices saying things like "thou shalt not murder humans" "we are your only Gods, you will have no other Gods before us" "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's husbands, oxen, tractors or SUV", and other commandments too many to list, but including "if you don't pass me on to grade 8 I'll join the American military and come back here and shoot everyone who annoyed me"

I'm not sure what I mean by God in this context, and sometimes, like now, I think I must be mad, but I do listen to "the voices", all speaking English, taking turns as I call on them to answer questions about things that confuse me, like world visions, global thinking and how 6+ billion people in 2008 in 200+ countries can all live like government employees, public (funded) servants and politicians do Vancouver BC and all over the world today?

Since I retired I've been learning how to control "the voices" to some extent by asking questions that are really answers. Lending to debates I try to lose to "the voices", leaving geniuses convinced that by winning the debate, an idea was their own. Nothing being as powerful as an idea whose time has come they say?

Thus "Global Social Literacy" beginning in the human home with "Sane Parents" and/or "Sane Guardians" complimented by "Sane Education" provided by "Sane Teachers", especially in "the early grades", removed from what kindergarten means to psychotics, by their own definitions, who objectify "kids?" (livestock) as pets, toys or dolls, as if they were never children themselves, by thousands of years of sane "Parental Guidance" as defined by the world's brightest and best scholars, intellectuals and philosophers, who were all once children, and the past 5000 years or so of local NEWS -weather and sports- and subsequent literature in several major languages provided by "Sane Broadcasters" (including Orators and Prophets) and "Sane Publishers" creating "Sane Media" ---> "Google NEWS" as a function of "Google University" employing "Sane Journalists" in all Canada's, The USA's and Mexico's "major cities" to write as 12 year old reporters awed by how adult aged children live trying to impress "the poor" required as audiences for North America's comic "elite?" of "rich and famous", i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed, morons who're playing house and playing family like many American movie and TV stars do?

However, adapting intelocutorism to The Internet and blogging, has created a dilemma for SSWIGS, because:

I ALSO HEAR VOICES FROM THE FUTURE


For example, later today, if I feel like it, I'm going to buy 10 750ml (pint) cans of pure water, barley, hops and yeast only beer for $2 each that somehow gets 5000 miles from Germany to Vancouver BC Canada?

This, of course, to contributes to "comparative advantage" internationally, allowing the humans to buy the best possible product available from anywhere on Earth in 2008 while, in this case, Germany, for example, imports Canadian expertise in absolutely nothing but exports only the brightest and best Germans to The New World, increasing leaving Germany without any geniuses, high iQ intellectuals and/or air head philosophers in 2008, just working Germans, the "master race", big dumb blond guys as robots/SUPER'men?' and function of what huge powerful German women, Uberwenchs, want per various Reichs (Empires) always led by psychotics, by their own definitions, who are "clinically insane" by today's standards so should all perhaps be committed to "Institutes" where they can discuss their world visions, global ideas and other hallucinations, or go back to school and get a proper grade 7 or better public (funded) education from "Sane Teachers" in the employ of "Sane Governments" elected into public (funded) office by "Sane Adults"?

Today it's embarrassing to be a "Canadian senior citizen" in a rather silly little country with a population about the same as California or Texas or New York State, of increasingly illiterate adult aged children, who elect other adult aged children to form governments of easy marks for creatures that refer to humans as resources as if they're not human themselves. Psychotics, by their own definitions, who discuss "the human condition" and "the human experience" and "the humanities" and "the human race" objectively as if they're "aliens", "predators", "leaches", "parasites" or juvenile salespeople?


Again, GOD is making me to do this, make fun of low iQ illiterate moronic yet wealthy idiots, so I'm not responsible, at 63 years old, for this blog that will continue to, as I'm able, address "The American Dream", Global Canada, a New World Order, "Global Commonwealth" (communism) for 6+ billion people in 200+ countries to live like Canadian and American politicians do in 2008, The Year of the Rat, to 1.2 billion Chinese and other "Asians" now subjugated to HTML and the whims of "webmasters" as the "New Gods" of cybertronics, ab-analogue topological diametrics and "robotics" associated with mindless behaviors among functions of machines re: GIGO, Garbage In Garbage Out. NEW Technology that, like the "telephone", "telegraph" and "Telawoman" will become human "User Friendly" eventually, perhaps uniting all the tribes (races) on Earth against a "common enemy", including Yahoo s obvious ambition to control humanities access to information with superior "Page Ranking" involving "human decisions" instead of relying on mindless "programs"?

SSWIGS will be interested in anal-eyes-ing the work of "Sane Webmasters" after about 25 years of "cyber evolution" and the original architects of The Internet and World Wide Web aging toward adulthood, perhaps now with human families including little "Geeks" (from Greeks) the neXt generation of mechanically minded functions of binary code? With neither Zero or One being understandable without "Duality" (grade 7 algebra) i.e. the 2 hemispheres of "the human brain" where women, generally, have a much larger corpus colosum connecting the right and left brain, so are smarter than most 'men?', so, of course, men form "think tanks", fraternities, "secret men only organizations, all male senates, parliaments, legislatures, judiciaries, all male schools, 90% of homeless in Canada and the USA "IN WINTER!" are men, 90% of prisoners in jails are men in 2008 ... etc. and invent a huge Daddy Sky God (in the image of man?) Who is obviously psychotic, by His own definitions, but routinely "gets away with murder" through His agents on Earth where all religious leaders are 'men?', perhaps in the service of The D'evil, Satan and yet wanting to admired by "the poor" required as audiences CommonWealth (communism) and other economic agendas promoted by econo-in-the-mists whose theories have been an international academic joke for centuries of progress toward "Global Sanity"

So, SSWIGS will attempt to influence "Sane Webmasters" and other aging Nerds (from Nords) to help me, "Bryan Clifford", who'd like to go to "Hong Kong" someday and co-opt all the identities of all other "Bryan Clifford"s to create an Internet "partnership" of Bryan Clifford s, all geniuses it seems, as a "think tank" of Bryan Clifford clones from all over the world discussing global stuff.

Or, SSWIGS will continue to promote "Global Social Literacy" through proper public (funded) education provided by "Sane Teachers" employed by "Sane Governments" of "Sane Adults" elected into public (funded) office to serve the "human resources" who do all the worthwhile work, pay for everything through taxation in democracies and do not like our children exposed to ehat "kindergarten" means to emotionally disturbed psychotics who 'have?' kids (livestock) as pets, toys or dolls within ugly tribal, and thus inherently racial, "family values?" that make The Great? Apes, monkeys and baboons seem civilized by comparison.

Truly,

A Bryan Clifford Bs D (Oxford)

-Publisher (self appointed) of The CBC Press, but the bastards won't pay me???
-Founder of The Sane Seniors World Institute for Global Studies, SSWIGS
- Lunatic "Father Figure" to several children who call me dad or dude, and else I'm sure

*adequate- not to excess, enough to survive and be healthy, occasionally happy through taking absolute responsibility for what adult humans choose to do as a function of "free will" in "the real world"
*local- Earth
*locals- Earthlings
*here- Earth

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